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Thomas and the Magic Railroad Quotes

Thomas and the Magic Railroad is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Thomas and the Magic Railroad ended its run in 1970.

It features Britt Allcroft, and Phil Fehrle as producer, Hummie Mann in charge of musical score, and Paul Ryan as head of cinematography.

Thomas and the Magic Railroad is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Thomas and the Magic Railroad is 85 minutes long. Thomas and the Magic Railroad is distributed by Destination Films, and Icon Productions.

The cast includes: Edward Glen as Thomas, Britt Allcroft as Lady, Alec Baldwin as Mr. Conductor, Colm Feore as Toby, Susan Roman as James, Linda Ballantyne as Percy, Cody McMains as Patch, and Russell Means as Billy Twofeathers.

Thomas and the Magic Railroad Quotes

Edward Glen as Thomas

  • (Bertie) "How 'bout a race, Thomas?"
  • (Edward Glen) "Sorry, Bertie. I can't today. I have to be a really useful engine and solve some mysteries instead."
  • (Bertie) "I guess that means I win, perhaps another day."
  • (Splatter) "Hey. Hey. Just watch what happens to that blue puffball --"
  • (Dodge) "When Harold the flopper chopper flies past here."
  • (Splatter) "Right."
  • (Harold) "Routine, fly-by chaps. Hello."
  • (Splatter) "The Boss dumped sneezing powder everywhere."
  • (Dodge) "Let's start laughing now."
  • (Splatter) "Yeah."
  • (Harold) "Sorry, fellows. Bit of a dust up, love to stay and clean up. Got to go, bye now."
  • (Splatter) "Uh, did you mean to look like that?"
  • (Dodge) "Uh, no."
  • (Splatter) "Uh, neither did I."
  • (Edward Glen) "This must be Diesel's doing. Ah-choo-choo."
  • (Edward Glen) "Lady, you're a really helpful engine."
  • (Britt Allcroft) "And helping each other, brings to life the magic in all of us."
  • (Gordon) "You, Thomas, are small. Small. Small. Small. Teeny-eeny-Weeny. But I -- I'm a big blue engine who knows everything."
  • (Edward Glen) "Bossy Sprockets. All that steam has gone through your funnel."
  • (Edward Glen) "Little Engines can do Big Things."
  • (Edward Glen) "Mr. Conductor, but what happened to your sparkle?"
  • (Alec Baldwin) "I don't know, Thomas. I guess I'll just have to sleep on that."
  • (Edward Glen) "On your sparkle?"
  • (Alec Baldwin) "No, Thomas, on the problem of what happened to it."
  • (Linda Ballantyne) "Oh, but, Mr. Conductor. Without your sparkle or the lost engine, you can't travel to help us anymore."
  • (Alec Baldwin) "I'll solve the problem, you just go to sleep now."
  • (Edward Glen) "Easy for you to say."

Russell Means as Billy Twofeathers

  • (Russell Means) "Important day, Mr.C?"
  • (Alec Baldwin) "It is a very important day."

Colm Feore as Toby

  • (Colm Feore) "I've got to delay them. I've got to distract them. Hmm -- Hmm --"
  • (Diesel 10) "It's the teapot. Smash him."
  • (Dodge) "Uh -- boss -- did you mean to let the roof fall in?"
  • (Splatter) "Yeah, all the way in?"
  • (Diesel 10) "I always mean what I do."
  • (Colm Feore) "What's important is to stand up on our own wheels to Diesel."
  • (Henry) "Toby's right. Diesel knows that the lost engine in the legend really exists."
  • (Susan Roman) "What Engine?"
  • (Linda Ballantyne) "What Legend?"
  • (Henry) "Of an engine whose magic makes her more powerful than Diesel will ever be, that's why he wants to find her."
  • (Linda Ballantyne) "Then we'd better find her first."
  • (Susan Roman) "Leave it to the big engines, Percy."
  • (Edward Glen) "Little Engines can do big things, especially when they have nice blue paint like me."

Alec Baldwin as Mr. Conductor

  • (Alec Baldwin) "Did YOU leave all this here to help me? How VERY thoughtful of you."
  • (Mr. C. Junior) "Hey, it's a beautiful day. I mean, we're down, but we're not out."
  • (Alec Baldwin) "No, we're out, but we're not down."
  • (Alec Baldwin) "Stoke up the magic in the mountain, and the lady will smile -- then watch the swirls that spin so well."
  • (Alec Baldwin) "Hello. My name is Mr. Conductor, and I'm going to tell you a story about trains."
  • (Alec Baldwin) "Oh, good afternoon, Sir -- A real honor, Sir; Like my family before me -- and how is Lady Hatt? Yes -- Watch out for Diesel, definetely -- And keep an eye on Henry's health, certainly -- Uh, yes, Sir; The Three Rs: Reading, Writing, and Arithmetic -- I mean -- I will be Responsible, Reliable, and Really Useful -- Yes, Sir. We will go get a good night's sleep, looking forward to a hard day tomorrow. Good-bye, Sir."
  • (Alec Baldwin) "Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle."
  • (Alec Baldwin) "Why do you keep hitting him? You're gonna hafta have a time-out."

Britt Allcroft as Lady

  • (Grandpa Burnett Stone) "Well, Lady; This is your Shining Time, too."
  • (Britt Allcroft) "I hope so."
  • (Britt Allcroft) "So, Burnett. You didn't forget about magic, it's safe inside you."

Cody McMains as Patch

  • (Cody McMains) "Why is she locked up?"
  • (Grandpa Burnett Stone) "She isn't, she's safe from harm. Long ago, I made a mistake as Lady's caretaker. An evil diesel found Lady, and threatened to destroy her. He chased her, used up all her coal. He made her go too fast, and then he crashed her. And I brought her here, I tried my best to fix her up. But I've never been able to bring her to life -- to make her steam. Patch, she's as precious as gold."
  • (Cody McMains) "I guess there was something mysterious about this mountain."
  • (Grandpa Burnett Stone) "Yeah, all mountains have their secrets, Patch. Shouldn't surprise a kid like you."

Susan Roman as James

  • (Bertie) "Smile you steamers. It's a sunny day. Broom broom."
  • (Susan Roman) "It's not sunny because Mr C's not at the windmill. I've looked."
  • (Edward Glen) "I think his sparkle's all gone."
  • (Henry) "My smokebox doesn't feel sunny. It feels stuffed up."
  • (Gordon) "Nasty fumes form dingy diesel. Hmm."
  • (Henry) "And diesel is after the lost engine."
  • (Colm Feore) "And if he finds her, I fear that will destroy us all."
  • (Gordon) "What even an engine as big as me."
  • (Colm Feore) "Yes Gordon, even you."
  • (Edward Glen) "Ahh -- Choo."
  • (Susan Roman) "Say it don't spay it, Thomas."
  • (Edward Glen) "I've still got sneezing powder up my funnel. Now I'm going to find Mr Conductor."
  • (Colm Feore) "And let us get back to work. That's what he would want."
  • (Bertie) "How bout a race Thomas? Broom Broom."
  • (Edward Glen) "Sorry Bertie. I can't today. I have to be a really useful engine and solve some mysteries instead."
  • (Bertie) "I guess that means I win. Perhaps another day. Broom broom broom."

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