Threads (Stargate SG-1) Quotes

Threads (Stargate SG-1) is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Threads stopped airing in 1970.

Threads (Stargate SG-1) Quotes

• (Dr. Daniel Jackson) "Can you tell me why you stopped me from killing Anubis the last time I was Ascended?"
• (Oma Desala) "Because if I didn't stop you the others would have, and they wouldn't have been as nice about it."
• (Dr. Daniel Jackson) "You mean they wouldn't have erased my memory and left me naked on a planet?"
• (Oma Desala) "That was your choice."
• (Oma Desala) "Okay, maybe not the naked part."

• (Brigadier General Jack O'Neill) "So -- what brings you to this neck of the woods, on such a fine day, in my backyard?"
• (Lt. Col. Samantha Carter) "Well actually, I've been sitting in your driveway for the last ten minutes, trying to work up the nerve to come and talk to you. The truth is, I've been trying to work up the nerve for a lot longer than that."
• (Brigadier General Jack O'Neill) "Oh?"
• (Lt. Col. Samantha Carter) "Pete put a downpayment down on a house. It's a beautiful house. But -- The truth is, I'm having second thoughts about the wedding."
• (Brigadier General Jack O'Neill) "Why?"
• (Lt. Col. Samantha Carter) "See, the thing is, the closer it gets, the more I get the feeling that -- I'm making a big, huge mistake."
• (Brigadier General Jack O'Neill) "Look Carter, I don't know what --"
• (Lt. Col. Samantha Carter) "I'm sorry to bother you with this but, see, there's actually a good reason that I'm bothering you with this and if I don't tell you now, I might never --"
• (Kerry Johnson) "Jack, I looked everywhere, but I could not -- Colonel Carter."
• (Lt. Col. Samantha Carter) "Miss Johnson."
• (Brigadier General Jack O'Neill) "We were just meeting here, in my backyard on this fine day to discuss the state of affairs."
• (Kerry Johnson) "Well this is awkward."
• (Lt. Col. Samantha Carter) "Ya think?"

• (Lt. Col. Samantha Carter) "Thank you, sir."
• (Brigadier General Jack O'Neill) "For what?"
• (Lt. Col. Samantha Carter) "For being here for me."
• (Brigadier General Jack O'Neill) "Always."

• (Dr. Daniel Jackson) "Menus?"
• (Oma Desala) "We don't need them here. Just order what you'd like."
• (Dr. Daniel Jackson) "Okay, I'll have the truth with a side order of clarity, please."

• (Lt. Col. Samantha Carter) "Sir, I wanted to talk to you about --"
• (Brigadier General Jack O'Neill) "Carter."
• (Lt. Col. Samantha Carter) "We haven't heard from him in a week."
• (Brigadier General Jack O'Neill) "Doesn't mean anything."
• (Lt. Col. Samantha Carter) "Sir, we know he was captured by replicators. Chances are, he was on board a replicator ship when it disintegrated."
• (Brigadier General Jack O'Neill) "All we know for sure is that he's missing."
• (Lt. Col. Samantha Carter) "Sooner or later --"
• (Brigadier General Jack O'Neill) "Forget it. I'm not fallin' for it this time."
• (Lt. Col. Samantha Carter) "Falling for it?"
• (Brigadier General Jack O'Neill) "Yeah. How many times have you thought he was gone, and then he shows up -- in one form or another? I'm sorry, but we're not having a memorial service for someone who is not dead."
• (Brigadier General Jack O'Neill) "You hear that? I'm not buyin' it."
• (Brigadier General Jack O'Neill) "What? He's just waitin' for us to say a bunch of nice things about him. Next thing ya know, he'll come waltzin' through that door, like, right now."
• (Brigadier General Jack O'Neill) "Waltzing -- now --"

• (Oma Desala) "Frank, I need a Noah's boy in a blanket, two hen fruit wreaked on a shingle with a mystery in the alley, a warmy with a moldy lid, and two checkerboards, alright?"
• (Unnamed) "Got it."
• (Oma Desala) "Oh yeah, hold the pig."

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