Threesome (1994 film) Quotes

Threesome (1994 film) is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Threesome stopped airing in 1970.

It features Brad Krevoy as producer, Thomas Newman in charge of musical score, and Alexander Gruszynski as head of cinematography.

Threesome (1994 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Threesome (1994 film) is 93 minutes long. Threesome (1994 film) is distributed by TriStar Pictures.

The cast includes: Stephen Baldwin as Stuart, and Lara Flynn Boyle as Alex.

Threesome (1994 film) Quotes

Stephen Baldwin as Stuart

• (Stephen Baldwin) "I'm telling you. If you don't have sex soon, you dick is going to shrivel up and go inside your body. Then what do you have? A vagina."

• (Stephen Baldwin) "Sex is kinda like pizza. When it's bad, it's still pretty good."

• (Stephen Baldwin) "Why didn't you just f*** her?"
• (Eddie) "Yeah, right."
• (Stephen Baldwin) "Eddy, the girl was ripping your pants off with her teeth. She's in the perfect position, at least get a blowjob."

• (Stephen Baldwin) "It's a great book, you're going to love it."
• (Lara Flynn Boyle) "I've read it four times."
• (Stephen Baldwin) "I've often felt like the main character, Holden Caulfield --"
• (Eddie) "No, no, he's Stratladder, the obnoxious room-mate who thinks he's it."

• (Stephen Baldwin) "Wow, she's amazing. Truly amazing."
• (Stephen Baldwin) "Amaaaaazing grace --"
• (Eddie) "It's not Grace, it's Alex."
• (Stephen Baldwin) "Amaaaaazing Alex --"

• (Stephen Baldwin) "How did we get on the ceiling?"
• (Eddie) "Did you pay the gravity bill this morning?"
• (Stephen Baldwin) "I forgot."

• (Stephen Baldwin) "Straight sex is better than gay sex, it's written in the Bible."
• (Lara Flynn Boyle) "Is that in the King James or the New World Edition?"

Lara Flynn Boyle as Alex

• (Lara Flynn Boyle) "Oh, I am so sick of this s***, it's not NORMAL. It's not NORMAL the three of us LIVING TOGETHER. I am so sick of falling for guys who don't give a f*** about me. I need help. I need a facial. I need to go on a diet. I need money. I need new shoes. Oh, God, just do something."

• (Lara Flynn Boyle) "I find libraries very erotic."

• (Lara Flynn Boyle) "If you eat my yogurt again, I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna f***ing kill you."
• (Stephen Baldwin) "You make murder sound so sexual, Alex."

• (Lara Flynn Boyle) "What are you doing in here?"
• (Eddie) "Our room has a foul and mysterious odor."
• (Lara Flynn Boyle) "So clean it, you used to be a clean person."
• (Eddie) "That was before I moved in with him. I used to make hospital corners, now I don't even change the sheets"

• (Lara Flynn Boyle) "If you're so hot on the idea, why don't you have sex with him?"
• (Stephen Baldwin) "Taste of semen makes me gag."
• (Lara Flynn Boyle) "How would you know? Whose semen were you eating?"
• (Stephen Baldwin) "My own."

• (Lara Flynn Boyle) "You have the hots for me, I have the hots for him, and sooner or later he's gonna have the hots for you."
• (Eddie) "Sounds pretty hot to me."

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