Thumb Wars Quotes

Thumb Wars is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Thumb Wars ended in 1970.

It features Steve Oedekerk as producer, Robert Folk in charge of musical score, and Mike DePrez as head of cinematography.

Thumb Wars is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Thumb Wars is 29 minutes long. Thumb Wars is distributed by Icestorm Entertainment.

Thumb Wars Quotes

• (Prissypeo) "They'll kill us for sure. We need something we can trade for our lives."
• (Beboobeep) "Beboobeep."
• (Prissypeo) "Yes, the Princess. What a marvelous idea."
• (Thumbtrooper) "This is the droid that promised to deliver her."
• (Princess Bunhead) "What?"
• (Prissypeo) "Bunhead's on to us. Let's get out of here."

• (Loke Groundrunner) "I will go with you and fight."
• (Oobedoob Benubi) "Oh, big sacrifice; everyone you knew is dead. Glad you could tear yourself away."

• (Unnamed) "If there were thumbs in space and they got mad at each other, there would be -- Thumb Wars."

• (Oobedoob Benubi) "I am Oobedoob Benubi. I have the silliest name in the galaxy."
• (Loke Groundrunner) "What's your middle-name?"
• (Oobedoob Benubi) "Scooby-Dooby."
• (Loke Groundrunner) "Oobedoob Scooby-Dooby Benubi?"
• (Oobedoob Benubi) "One and the same. And you must be"
• (Oobedoob Benubi) "the CRY BABY."

• (Black Helmut Man) "I will allow no rest until the Thumbellion is totally neutralized."
• (Unnamed) "Excuse me, Black Helmut Man, but our super space station can easily thwart any actions of the Thumbellion."
• (Black Helmut Man) "Do not underestimate the power of the Thumb."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, don't try to scare me with your ooby-dooby magic talk, Helmet Man. Your "I'm a horrifying warlock and I'm going to get you with my mystic potions" talk sicken me. I laugh at you and your "I'm a frightening wizard threat of hostility." Why don't you gather some frog legs and eyes of a newt, and conjur up a potion that will get you your face back, and perhaps make you one mere ounce less pathetic than you truly are."
• (Unnamed) "strangled gasping -- Or not."
• (Black Helmut Man) "Any other comments?"
• (Unnamed) "I have a question. Why is it that we all speak in British accents, when we're from outer space where there's no Britain?"

• (Oobedoob Benubi) "Come now, touch your tongue to mine."
• (Loke Groundrunner) "What?"
• (Oobedoob Benubi) "Your tongue; touch it to mine."
• (Loke Groundrunner) "Why?"
• (Oobedoob Benubi) "To make it official."
• (Loke Groundrunner) "To make what official?"
• (Oobedoob Benubi) "You know, ALL OF IT."

• (Unnamed) "Loke, I am your mother."
• (Loke Groundrunner) "No."
• (Unnamed) "Mama's gonna teach you some manners."

• (Princess Bunhead) "I escaped somehow. Let's go."

• (Oobedoob Benubi) "But my uncle just bought those. Geez. You are a whiner. Come. The answers will be"
• (Oobedoob Benubi) "revealed."

• (Oobedoob Benubi) "Crying is for little girls, babies, and men who just had their ears ripped off."

• (Oobedoob Benubi) "That's no moon --"
• (Hand Duet) "Oh, sorry -- Let me hike these up."

• (Prissypeo) "Whoa. Yes. Oh I think I'm going to be sick."

• (Unnamed) "You got a pea on your head dear."

• (Unnamed) "If there were Thumb's in space and they got mad with each other. There would be --"
• (Unnamed) "Thumb Wars -- It is a time of great unrest in the Universe. Using the nail side of the power of the Thumb, the Evil Thumbpire has taken a stronghold in the Sacul region of the Egroeg sector. The Thumbellion Resistance Fighters have retreated to a hidden base. The Thumbpire is constructing a big dangerous weapon thing with enough fire power to blow stuff up. If the Thumbellion can destroy the big dangerous weapon thing, they will live and the good side of the thumb will reign. If they don't there can be no sequels. No sequels means no merchandising, no fan clubs, no freaky guys at conventions that have way too much free time and no clear desire to date girls. Victory is imperative."
• (Unnamed) "Watch Out For that Word."
• (Unnamed) "We've been hit."

• (Hand Duet) "All right, you thumbs, listen up. A one-armed man killed my wife Sabrina, a working girl. And now I'm a fugitive and in clear and present danger. I should be presumed innocent, but they're playing patriot games with me; Raiders, regarding Henry, Blade Runner and Air Force One."
• (Loke Groundrunner) "I'm sorry, what was that last part?"

• (Princess Bunhead) "You'll never get away with this, Black Helmet Man. You are bad. You are bad and we are good. Your badness will be the end of you, and our goodness will be our triumph. Bad is bad; good is good. Bad-bad-good-bad. Good-good-bad-good, bad. Good."

• (Unnamed) "I am a puppet."

• (Annoying Pilot) "Go, Princess, and I will stay and be killed in your place."
• (Princess Bunhead) "Fine."
• (Annoying Pilot) "Waiting to be killed -- waiting to be killed."

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