Thunderball (film) Quotes

Thunderball (film) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Thunderball ended in 1970.

It features Kevin McClory as producer, John Barry (composer) in charge of musical score, and Ted Moore as head of cinematography.

Thunderball (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Thunderball (film) is 130 minutes long. Thunderball (film) is distributed by United Artists.

The cast includes: Bernard Lee as James Bond, Luciana Paluzzi as Fiona, Adolfo Celi as Emilio Largo, Molly Peters as Pat Fearing, Sean Connery as Bond, Desmond Llewelyn as Q, Lois Maxwell as Miss Moneypenny, Bernard Lee as M, Anthony Dawson as Ernst Stavro Blofeld, Murray Kash as SPECTRE Number 11, Rik Van Nutter as Felix Leiter, Michael Brennan as Janni, Murray Kash as SPECTRE Number 7, George Pravda as Kutze, Leonard Sachs as Group Captain, Paul Stassino as Francois Derval, Martine Beswick as Paula, Earl Cameron as Pinder, and Bill Cummings as Quist.

Thunderball (film) Quotes

Bernard Lee as James Bond

• (Bernard Lee) "I've assigned you to Station "C" Canada."
• (Bernard Lee) "Sir, I'd respectfully request that you change my assignment to Nassau."
• (Bernard Lee) "Is there any other reason, besides your enthusiasm for water sports?"

• (Bernard Lee) "-- and the kitchen sink."
• (Rik Van Nutter) "On you, anything looks good."

• (Bernard Lee) "Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She's just dead."

• (Bernard Lee) "My dear, uncooperative Domino."
• (Domino) "How do you know that? How do you know my friends call me Domino?"
• (Bernard Lee) "It's on the bracelet on your ankle."
• (Domino) "So -- what sharp little eyes you've got."
• (Bernard Lee) "Wait 'til you get to my teeth."

• (Bernard Lee) "My dear girl, don't flatter yourself. What I did this evening was for Queen and country. You don't think it gave me any pleasure, do you?"
• (Luciana Paluzzi) "But of course, I forgot your ego, Mr. Bond. James Bond, the one where he has to make love to a woman, and she starts to hear heavenly choirs singing. She repents, and turns to the side of right and virtue --"
• (Luciana Paluzzi) "-- but not this one."

• (Bernard Lee) "Do we know where she is now?"
• (Bernard Lee) "Nassau."
• (Bernard Lee) "Do you think she's worth going after?"
• (Bernard Lee) "Well, I wouldn't put it quite like that, sir --"

• (Domino) "I'm glad I killed him."
• (Bernard Lee) "You're glad?"

• (Bernard Lee) "I must be six inches taller."

• (Domino) "Vargo's behind you."
• (Bernard Lee) "Really --"
• (Domino) "He must have followed us."
• (Bernard Lee) "I think he got the point."
• (Domino) "It should have been Largo."

• (Bernard Lee) "Well. Now that we're all here -- The Prime Minister has asked the Home Secretary to come and represent him here today. The Home Secretary."
• (Foreign Secretary) "Uh, gentlemen, uh the tape you are about to hear, was received at 10 Downing Street this morning."

Sean Connery as Bond

• (Unnamed) "-- we have no plans to visit the United States. Now here's a special announcement from the overseas service of the BBC. Big Ben --"
• (Sean Connery) "Shh."
• (Unnamed) "-- actually did strike seven times at six o'clock this evening. This was caused by a mechanical failure which last occurred during a violent electrical storm in eighteen hundred and ninety-eight. Now here once again are the headlines --"
• (Sean Connery) "Obviously stalling for time."

• (Sean Connery) "Domino, I need your help."
• (Domino) "Of course. That's why you make love to me."

• (Sean Connery) "There's something camouflage down there. I'll take a look. Shoot one of those sharks. It'll keep the others occupied."
• (Rik Van Nutter) "Right."
• (Sean Connery) "I don't know how long the others'll take -- before they finish him off. But they'll be back."
• (Rik Van Nutter) "I'll keep an eye on 'em."
• (Sean Connery) "Good."

• (Sean Connery) "I hope we didn't frighten the fish."
• (Domino) "Ow. Sea egg spines. They're poisonous."
• (Sean Connery) "Here, give me your arm."

• (Sean Connery) "What else do you do, and where?"
• (Domino) "You don't waste time. Do you?"
• (Sean Connery) "No."
• (Domino) "For effort."
• (Sean Connery) "Oh, thank you. I'll wear it so you'll know me next time."

• (Sean Connery) "Madame, I've, uh, come to offer my sincere condolences."
• (Sean Connery) "My dear Colonel Bouvar, I don't think you should have opened that car door by yourself."

• (Domino) "Thank you, Mister?"
• (Sean Connery) "James Bond. I arrived soon after you went down. I've been admiring your form."
• (Domino) "Have you, now? You're name's James Bond and you've been admiring my form?"
• (Sean Connery) "Mm, most girls just paddle around. You swim like a man."
• (Domino) "So do you."
• (Sean Connery) "Well, I've had quite a bit of practice. Do you come here often?"
• (Domino) "Whenever I am bored. Practically every day."
• (Sean Connery) "Mm hmm."

• (Sean Connery) "See you later, irrigator."

• (Sean Connery) "Friend of yours?"
• (Domino) "He works for my guardian."
• (Sean Connery) "Your guardian has you watched?"
• (Domino) "He likes to know where I am."
• (Sean Connery) "I don't blame him."

• (Sean Connery) "Up."

• (Domino) "He's going to be impossible if his luck doesn't change."
• (Sean Connery) "Somehow I don't think it will, tonight."

• (Sean Connery) "Perhaps this, Sir."
• (Bernard Lee) "Uh, well?"
• (Sean Connery) "Well, there was a photograph of that man in this dossier you gave us. His name is Derval. Well I saw him last night at Shrublands -- but he was dead."
• (Leonard Sachs) "Oh no, Sir, not possible. He was seen boarding the Vulcan. Took off last night."
• (Bernard Lee) "If 007 says he saw Derval last night at Shrublands and he was dead, that's enough for me to initiate inquiries."
• (Leonard Sachs) "Oh well, yes Sir, of course."

• (Sean Connery) "Mink. It uh, reduces the tensions."
• (Molly Peters) "Not mine."

• (Sean Connery) "Beluga caviar, Dom Perignon '55."

• (Domino) "Oh, something I remembered. It may not be important."
• (Sean Connery) "Tell me. Everything's important."
• (Domino) "There's a small bridge over the canal. Largo never allows strangers to go near it. By the canal there's a flight of steps."
• (Sean Connery) "Where to the steps lead to?"
• (Domino) "Down into the sea, on the far side of Palmyra. Perhaps it is important, after all."

• (Sean Connery) "How far do you go?"
• (Luciana Paluzzi) "You better fasten your safety belt."

• (Sean Connery) "Separate pool. For sharks, no less. Move in. Hold on that line. That's Largo's place, all right. My next port of call."

• (Sean Connery) "I was right. Couldn't miss."
• (Domino) "I'm not with you."
• (Sean Connery) "Oh you soon will be."

• (Sean Connery) "Sorry old chap. Better luck next time."

• (Sean Connery) "No well-dressed man should be without one."
• (Madame LaPorte) "Hmm, yes, very practical."

• (Madame LaPorte) "The coffin; it has your initials: J.B."
• (Sean Connery) "At the moment, rather him than me."
• (Madame LaPorte) "At least you've been saved the effort of removing him. Colonel Bouvar passed away in his sleep, so they tell me."
• (Sean Connery) "Mm --"
• (Madame LaPorte) "You sound disappointed you did not kill him yourself."
• (Sean Connery) "I am. Jacques Bouvar murdered two of my colleagues."

• (Sean Connery) "Look at this. An underwater hatch."
• (Rik Van Nutter) "Yeah. So that's how they could leave and get back."
• (Sean Connery) "Yes, and nobody saw them. Obviously the whole operation was carried out underwater. That's where we'll have to look for the plane. Come on, Felix."

• (Sean Connery) "That boat, is she yours?"
• (Adolfo Celi) "The Disco Volante, yes. I'm very proud of her."
• (Sean Connery) "Uh, what does she do? About fifteen knots?"
• (Adolfo Celi) "Better than that: near twenty. Perhaps you'd like to see over her."
• (Sean Connery) "Yes, I would, very much."

• (Unnamed) "What's happened? What's going on?"
• (Sean Connery) "I don't know. Could it be the front door bell?"
• (Molly Peters) "No, it most certainly could not."
• (Sean Connery) "Oh well, eh --"
• (Molly Peters) "Haven't you had enough exercise for one evening?"
• (Sean Connery) "Eh, it's funny you should say that."

• (Count Lippe) "What the hell do you think you're doing?"
• (Sean Connery) "Now don't you worry, I'll tell the chef."
• (Count Lippe) "Let me out of this bloody machine."

• (Sean Connery) "I understand you're Mr. Largo's niece?"
• (Domino) "Sounds better than; what would you say? Mistress? Kept woman?"

• (Sean Connery) "Get your radio man onto Orlando Beach. Warn them the target is Miami. Also, the bomb is transferred from the Disco Volante onto a wreck off Fowley Point."
• (Rik Van Nutter) "Right. Hang onto that."

Adolfo Celi as Emilio Largo

• (Adolfo Celi) "Someone has to lose."
• (Sean Connery) "Yes, I thought I saw a spectre at your shoulder."
• (Adolfo Celi) "What do you mean?"
• (Sean Connery) "The spectre of defeat. That your luck was due to change."
• (Adolfo Celi) "We'll soon find out."

• (Domino) "Emilio, lunch is ready."
• (Adolfo Celi) "Thank you, my darling."
• (Domino) "Come along, Mr. Bond. The conch chowder smells delicious."
• (Adolfo Celi) "Uh, Domino."
• (Domino) "Yes?"
• (Adolfo Celi) "I was just thinking -- As I'll be busy this evening, perhaps Mr. Bond will be kind enough to take you to the Junkanoo. It's our local Mardi Gras. You'll be my guest tonight, Mr. Bond."
• (Sean Connery) "Well, that's very kind of you."
• (Adolfo Celi) "It will be my pleasure."

• (Adolfo Celi) "Every man has his passion. Mine is fishing. What is yours, Mr. Bond?"
• (Sean Connery) "Well, I'm not what you'd call a passionate man."
• (Domino) "I think it's time I went to change."
• (Adolfo Celi) "You must let me show you around."
• (Sean Connery) "Oh, I'd love that."
• (Adolfo Celi) "I thought you might."

• (Adolfo Celi) "What's wrong? Dmitry, is it a power failure?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes, all over the island."
• (Adolfo Celi) "Switch over to the emergency generator."
• (Michael Brennan) "Yes, Sir."

• (Adolfo Celi) "Pull. Of course they are watching us, my dear. What else have they to do?"
• (Luciana Paluzzi) "You would like Bond dead."
• (Adolfo Celi) "I can think of no better arrangement."
• (Luciana Paluzzi) "Because he tries to make love to your -- woman?"
• (Adolfo Celi) "Because he is Bond, and, as an enemy of SPECTRE, should be killed."
• (Luciana Paluzzi) "Mark. If Bond had died last night as a result of your hastiness, his government would have known for certain the bombs are here. When the time is right, he will be killed. Pull. I shall kill him."

• (Adolfo Celi) "Turn the underwater lights on. TV closed circuit. Hand grenades."

• (Unnamed) "Paris, Sir. Number One on the scrambler."
• (Adolfo Celi) "Number Two speaking. Phase Two completed."
• (Anthony Dawson) "Number Two has done well. Unlike Count Lippe, whose choice of Angelo might have jeopardized the success of our project. Send a message to the Execution Branch."

• (Adolfo Celi) "Stop it. Stop it. You fools. He's got you all shooting at each other."

• (Unnamed) "Drink, Sir."
• (Adolfo Celi) "Rum Collins, Mr. Bond?"
• (Sean Connery) "Yes. Just about that hour, isn't it?"

• (Adolfo Celi) "It's Quist."
• (Adolfo Celi) "Gently, my friend, gently."
• (Adolfo Celi) "What did you find?"
• (Bill Cummings) "Nothing."
• (Adolfo Celi) "You saw Bond?"
• (Bill Cummings) "Yes, I saw him."
• (Adolfo Celi) "What happened?"
• (Adolfo Celi) "You let him get the better of you."
• (Bill Cummings) "No."

• (Adolfo Celi) "For you? Of course. Vargas does not drink, does not smoke, does not make love. What do you do, Vargas?"

• (Adolfo Celi) "Pull."
• (Adolfo Celi) "What could be easier?"
• (Sean Connery) "Huh. Perhaps you'd call one for me."
• (Adolfo Celi) "Of course. Pull."
• (Sean Connery) "Seems terribly difficult."
• (Sean Connery) "No, it isn't, is it?"
• (Adolfo Celi) "No --"

• (Adolfo Celi) "No no. No. I've got a better idea."
• (Adolfo Celi) "Lift the tunnel hatch and let them eat."

• (Adolfo Celi) "Is there anything else in sight?"
• (Hydrofoil Captain) "No, all clear."
• (Adolfo Celi) "Switch on the underwater landing lights."

• (Adolfo Celi) "You wish to put the evil eye on me, eh? We have a way to deal with that where I come from."
• (Bernard Lee) "You may hex me. Let's see what it does for the cards."

• (Adolfo Celi) "Like your friend you've been a little too clever, and now you are caught."

• (Adolfo Celi) "I collect big game fish for various marine institutions. Magnificent creatures."
• (Sean Connery) "Mm, charming."
• (Adolfo Celi) "The notorious Golden Grotto Sharks. The most savage. The most dangerous."
• (Sean Connery) "Mm."
• (Adolfo Celi) "They know when it's time for them to be fed."

Rik Van Nutter as Felix Leiter

• (Rik Van Nutter) "Well, that's it, James. We've looked about everywhere."
• (Sean Connery) "We've got to find that plane."
• (Rik Van Nutter) "You won't find it down there. That's the Golden Grotto."
• (Sean Connery) "Golden Grotto?"
• (Rik Van Nutter) "Yeah. All you find down there are sharks."
• (Sean Connery) "Take it down, I want a closer look."
• (Rik Van Nutter) "Closer look at what?"
• (Sean Connery) "Never mind, take it down quick."
• (Sean Connery) "Set 'er down Felix, I think we've found it."

• (Rik Van Nutter) "Who was he?"
• (Sean Connery) "Like I said, a small fish. Working for a Mr. Largo. They've got a yacht we should take a look at. Later."

• (Rik Van Nutter) "What's our next move?"
• (Bernard Lee) "The Disco Volante. If the bombs aren't aboard, they soon will be."
• (Rik Van Nutter) "Who you going to ask, Largo?"
• (Bernard Lee) "No, we won't have to."

Luciana Paluzzi as Fiona

• (Luciana Paluzzi) "Uh, shouldn't you get out of those wet clothes? You'll catch your -- death of cold."

• (Luciana Paluzzi) "You made a shocking mess out of my hair, you sadistic brute. Will you zip me up, please?"
• (Sean Connery) "Mm. No wonder you can get dressed so quickly. On the way we can have a little talk. You may find it interesting. Come on."
• (Luciana Paluzzi) "I'm coming. I hate to think I'm going to miss anything."
• (Luciana Paluzzi) "And now we can go somewhere for an interesting talk."
• (Sean Connery) "Friends of yours, no doubt."
• (Sean Connery) "Come in."
• (Luciana Paluzzi) "You dress quickly, too. I didn't see that gun in the mirror."
• (Sean Connery) "Not that it matters, but that was under the pillow all the time."
• (Luciana Paluzzi) "And when did you find out?"
• (Sean Connery) "Well, you're wearing the same ring as Largo."
• (Luciana Paluzzi) "It's a ring I like to wear."
• (Sean Connery) "Vanity has its dangers."
• (Luciana Paluzzi) "Vanity, Mr. Bond? Something you know so much about."

• (Luciana Paluzzi) "You look pale, Mr. Bond. I hope I didn't frighten you."
• (Sean Connery) "Well you see, I've always been a nervous passenger."
• (Luciana Paluzzi) "Some men just don't like to be driven."
• (Sean Connery) "No, some men just don't like to be taken for a ride."

• (Luciana Paluzzi) "What's your name?"
• (Sean Connery) "James Bond."
• (Luciana Paluzzi) "Fiona Volpe."
• (Sean Connery) "Fly here often?"
• (Luciana Paluzzi) "Do I make you nervous?"
• (Sean Connery) "No. It's just that I have no desire to be -- capsized twice in one night."
• (Luciana Paluzzi) "Well, at least you won't have to -- swim ashore. Have you been here before, Mr. Bond?"
• (Sean Connery) "No, I haven't. But, uh, this is the road to Nassau?"
• (Luciana Paluzzi) "Yes -- Eventually."

• (Luciana Paluzzi) "Since you're here, would you mind giving me something to put on?"

• (Luciana Paluzzi) "But the music is gonna go on all night, anyhow. Enough to drive you wild. You like wild things, Mr. Bond, Mr. James Bond? Ah."
• (Sean Connery) "Wild? You should be locked up in a cage."
• (Luciana Paluzzi) "Mm. Mm, this bed feels like a cage. All these bars. Do you think I'll be -- safe ?"

• (Luciana Paluzzi) "Aren't you in the wrong room, Mr. Bond?"
• (Sean Connery) "Not from where I'm standing."

• (Palazzi) "Not enough. Hundred thousand dollars is not enough."
• (Luciana Paluzzi) "What are you trying to say?"
• (Palazzi) "I changed my mind. Two years of my life. Studying the film, the reports. Plastic operations, voice lessons. Make it a quarter of a million. Or get someone else."
• (Ambulance Attendant) "There is no one else."
• (Palazzi) "Exactly. I am Derval."
• (Luciana Paluzzi) "Put that away. Angelo is right. I'll inform Number One we made a new arrangement. This is merely a down payment."
• (Palazzi) "Alright, but against quarter of a million."
• (Luciana Paluzzi) "Agreed."

Molly Peters as Pat Fearing

• (Molly Peters) "Behave yourself, Mr. Bond. Oh, I can see there's only one place to keep you quiet."
• (Sean Connery) "And what's this?"
• (Molly Peters) "A motorized traction table for stretching the spine. Some patients call it "The Rack.""
• (Sean Connery) "I'm not surprised."
• (Molly Peters) "Oh, get on."
• (Sean Connery) "Where's the kickstarter?"
• (Molly Peters) "Oh, stop fooling around, and face down, please."
• (Sean Connery) "Face --"

• (Molly Peters) "Take off your bath robe, please."
• (Sean Connery) "You never say that as if you meant it."
• (Molly Peters) "Arms above your head, please."
• (Molly Peters) "Behave yourself, Mr. Bond."

• (Molly Peters) "What exactly do you do?"
• (Bernard Lee) "Oh, I travel -- a sort of licensed troubleshooter."

• (Molly Peters) "Funny-looking bruise. A fall?"
• (Bernard Lee) "A poker, in the hands of a widow."
• (Molly Peters) "Really? I'd have thought you were just the type for a widow."
• (Bernard Lee) "Not this one. He didn't like me at all."

• (Molly Peters) "There now. First time I've felt really safe all day."
• (Molly Peters) "I'll look in and see how you're doing in fifteen minutes."

• (Molly Peters) "You wouldn't tell Doctor Wade? Please, I'd lose my job."
• (Sean Connery) "Well, I, I suppose my silence could have a price."
• (Molly Peters) "You don't mean; oh, no."
• (Sean Connery) "Oh, yes."

• (Molly Peters) "You better come along with with me. Spend a few minutes in the steam room. That will help to relax you."
• (Sean Connery) "Yes."
• (Molly Peters) "Might even shrink you back to size."

• (Molly Peters) "James, where are you going?"
• (Bernard Lee) "Oh, nowhere. I just thought I'd take a little, uh -- exercise."
• (Molly Peters) "You must be joking."

Desmond Llewelyn as Q

• (Desmond Llewelyn) "Now pay attention. A recently developed, harmless, radioactive device."
• (Sean Connery) "Harmless."
• (Desmond Llewelyn) "Which sends out a homing signal to a special receiver."
• (Sean Connery) "Mm. Well what am I supposed to do with this?"
• (Desmond Llewelyn) "Obviously you -- swallow it."
• (Sean Connery) "Now?"

• (Desmond Llewelyn) "Try to be a little less than your frivolous self, 007."

• (Desmond Llewelyn) "Now here's a miniature Very pistol, which fires a bright red flare, a distress signal. You should keep in on you, day and night."
• (Sean Connery) "I resent that remark."
• (Desmond Llewelyn) "Here. Look, do you mind?"

• (Desmond Llewelyn) "Now here's something I want you to use with special care. With special care."
• (Bernard Lee) "Everything you give me --"
• (Desmond Llewelyn) "You treat it with equal contempt. Yes, I know, but that's an underwater camera. It takes eight pictures in rapid succession by pressing that button now."
• (Bernard Lee) "Is that clever?"
• (Desmond Llewelyn) "If it can take pictures in the dark with an infrared film, yes."

George Pravda as Kutze

• (George Pravda) "Largo told you to be careful."
• (Vargas) "I didn't kill her. She must've taken some poison. Capsule in the mouth. What do you think? Cyanide?"
• (George Pravda) "She's dead."

Earl Cameron as Pinder

• (Earl Cameron) "Governor's not very happy, but you'll have a power cut as you requested, all over the island."
• (Sean Connery) "I don't give a damn about the rest of the island. I just want the lights out in Palmyra."
• (Earl Cameron) "You'll have it."

Anthony Dawson as Ernst Stavro Blofeld

• (Anthony Dawson) "My dear Prime Minister, two atomic bombs, numbers 4-5-6 and 4-5-7, which were aboard NATO Flight 7-5-9, are now in the possession of SPECTRE. Unless within the next seven days your government pays to us one hundred million pounds sterling, in a manner to be designated by us, we shall destroy a major city in England or the United States of America. Please signal your acceptance of our terms by arranging for Big Ben to strike seven times at six p.m. tomorrow."

• (Anthony Dawson) "Number 11."
• (Murray Kash) "Distribution of Red China narcotics in the United States: two million three hundred thousand dollars, collected by Number 9 and myself."
• (Anthony Dawson) "Two million three? Our expectations were considerably -- higher, Number 11."
• (Murray Kash) "Competition from Latin America. Prices are down."
• (Anthony Dawson) "I anticipated that factor. Are you quite sure all monies have been accounted for by yourself and Number 9?"
• (Murray Kash) "To the penny, Number 1."
• (Anthony Dawson) "On the contrary, I have satisfied myself that one of you is clearly guilty of embezzlement. SPECTRE's a dedicated fraternity whose strength lies in the absolute integrity of its members. The culprit is known to me. I have decided on the appropriate action."

• (Anthony Dawson) "We will now proceed with the area of financial reports. Number 7."
• (Murray Kash) "Blackmail of the double agent Matsu Fujiwa. Unfortunately, only fourteen million yen: all the man had."

• (Anthony Dawson) "A container will be dropped off the coast of Burma, in the Mergui Archipelago, latitude twenty degrees north, longitude sixty degrees east, at twenty hundred hours Greenwich mean time on May 27th. It will hold blue white flawless diamonds, between three and eight karats, total value to be not less than than one hundred million pounds present market price. After we have recovered the container and verified its contents you will be notified on radio frequency sixteen point two three megacycles where the atomic bombs may be recovered."

• (Anthony Dawson) "Let us now proceed with new business. We will hear from Number Two, who's in charge of our NATO project, the most ambitious SPECTRE has ever undertaken. Your report, Number Two."
• (Adolfo Celi) "Thank you, Number One. Our intention is to demand the ransom of the North Atlantic treaty powers, of two hundred and eighty million dollars: a hundred million pounds. I have sent SPECTRE agent Count Lippe to the south of England, where he is making the necessary preparations. He is at a health clinic, conveniently located near the NATO air base."

• (Anthony Dawson) "Sit down, Number Two. We will discuss your NATO project later. I regret to inform you all of the death of SPECTRE Number Six. Colonel Jacques Bouvar was killed by an unknown assassin. His services will be greatly missed."

Paul Stassino as Francois Derval

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Lois Maxwell as Miss Moneypenny

• (Lois Maxwell) "Uh uh. In the conference room. Something pretty big. Every double-oh man in Europe's been rushed in. And the Home Secretary, too."
• (Bernard Lee) "Somebody's probably lost a dog."

• (Lois Maxwell) "A red square with a spike through it?"
• (Sean Connery) "Yes, I think it's a tong sign: the Red Dragon from Macao. Ask Records to verify it, will you?"
• (Lois Maxwell) "Uh, sorry, sweetie. You're off duty. File it till you get back."
• (Sean Connery) "Moneypenny, next time I see you, I'll put you across my knee."
• (Lois Maxwell) "On yogurt and lemon juice? Ah-ha-ha. I can hardly wait."

• (Lois Maxwell) "A smashing figure. I don't suppose that has anything to do with your request."
• (Sean Connery) "Was there ever a man more misunderstood."
• (Lois Maxwell) "Now, James, you can't pull the wool over my eyes. You may be able to con the old man, but, I know better."

• (Lois Maxwell) "James, how else will you recognize her?"
• (Bernard Lee) "Can't miss. She has two moles on her left thigh."

• (Lois Maxwell) "You are late."
• (Bernard Lee) "Yes. Some people on the roads really burn you up these days."

Michael Brennan as Janni

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