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Time Flies (film) Quotes

Time Flies (film) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Time Flies ended its run in 1970.

It features Edward Black (producer) as producer, Bretton Byrd in charge of musical score, and Basil Emmott as head of cinematography.

Time Flies (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Time Flies (film) is 88 minutes long. Time Flies (film) is distributed by General Film Distributors (UK).

Time Flies (film) Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "What is afoot?"
  • (Unnamed) "An ankle turned up at the end."
  • (Unnamed) "Then, Captain Smith, it will please thee to know that thy shipmate hath sold the Americas to us."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, he hath, hath he?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yeth."
  • (Unnamed) "Thou dost own the Americas?"
  • (Unnamed) "All the Stars and most of the Stripes."
  • (Unnamed) "Ooh, look Susie. North and South America --"
  • (Unnamed) "It's a small world, I always say."
  • (Unnamed) "-- and the Far East."
  • (Unnamed) "And, Mae West."
  • (Unnamed) "If this is a dream I wish someone would pinch me."
  • (Unnamed) "I will."
  • (Unnamed) "Listen tosspot. How dare you bottle my best friend in bitter. Don't you know it's a crime to waste wallop in wartime?"
  • (Unnamed) "Going, going, gone. Sold for a thousand guineas to the Earl of Jersey. There you are, Jersey. Stick that up your jumper. I'm calling you Jersey after you."
  • (Unnamed) "That's my weekend cottage in Washington."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey there bellman, get into your steeple. It's time for whoopee --"
  • (Unnamed) "We seem to be sailing through clouds with knobs on."
  • (Unnamed) "The more you put down, the more you'll pick up. There is no hocus. There is no pocus. And no smoke or smell comes from the land but the bun goes round. Here it is. There it goes. Now watch it, folks. Watch it. Is it in heaven? Is it in hell? The dimmed elusive fall beneath the shell. Keep your peepers on the ball, folks. That's what you have to do. There is no jiggery. No pokery. Now, Your Majesty. Under which shell is the little ball hiding this time?"
  • (Unnamed) "Hiawatha. Winnitoka. Molakatoni. Kalamazoo."
  • (Unnamed) "Oogie-woogie. Heidi-ho. Root-toot-toot and a suit-suit."
  • (Unnamed) "Gold. Silver. Diamonds. Didst have to dig deep for them?"
  • (Unnamed) "No. Just lifted them from the suckers."
  • (Unnamed) ""The suckers"? A native tribe?"
  • (Unnamed) "There's one born every minute. What's the time now?"
  • (Unnamed) "What would I not give to go to thy country?"
  • (Unnamed) "That's a boy, Wally. So you shall. I'll fix you up with a lecture tour. What a time you'll have with the gals."
  • (Unnamed) ""The gals"? Another native tribe like "the suckers"?"
  • (Unnamed) "Thou art not one of my men; yet I seem to have seen thy face before."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, polygations-orfdog-n-elly-gethanthems-unsense."
  • (Unnamed) "What sayest thou?"
  • (Unnamed) "I said: thyhyperbole-arlford-ron-titty-benonsense."
  • (Unnamed) "Ay?"
  • (Unnamed) "Er, er, look. Ther-sithy-um-besinth. Er, er. Camrens, er, bloody-confreys. Camrens. Allaputes-shushi-cuppasoon. Orla-pchinla-thn."
  • (Unnamed) "Why. Mr. South America. I thought you were in Hamilton. I mean, Mr. Hamilton, I thought you were in, er, South America."
  • (Mr. Hamilton) "Whatta yer doin' with my champagne?"
  • (Unnamed) "Ay-o-i-er -- I was just going to launch a battleship, only, somebody's stolen it."
  • (Unnamed) "Ah, "He laughs at wounds who never -- had -- a scar". Mmh. Ah, curse the crumbs. "He, jests, at crumbs -- ." Oh, no, no, no."
  • (Unnamed) ""He jests at scars that never felt a wound.""
  • (Unnamed) "Perfection itself. "He -- ." Who spoke? Who art thou?"
  • (Unnamed) ""What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet?""
  • (Unnamed) "But another perfect line. Er, it's not one of Francis Bacon's, is it?"
  • (Unnamed) "Ooh, no, no, no, no, no. Er. "Romeo. Romeo. Wherefore art thou, Romeo?" Aren't you missing your cue? You're supposed to climb the ladder."
  • (Unnamed) "Yes, of course. That's what Romeo would do. Hmmm."
  • (Unnamed) "Easy to see you've never played this scene before."
  • (Unnamed) "Why, 'tis only now I write it."
  • (Unnamed) "Dear old pals, jolly old pals, always together in all sorts of weather. Dear old pals, jolly old pals, give me the frrriendship of deeaaar ollld paaaaaals."
  • (Unnamed) "That's the Professor's timeball, Susie. We can make it fly Back to Methuselah, or forward to the space of Things to Come."
  • (Unnamed) "Let the witch speak."
  • (Unnamed) "What'd you call me?"
  • (Unnamed) "No, no, no, nooo. She said a "witch"."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh. Very well. We'll kickoff with a song."
  • (Unnamed) "I am the scourge of the Seven Seas."
  • (Unnamed) "Anybody wanna make somethin' out of it?"
  • (Unnamed) "Red biddy must have hollow legs."

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