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Time Gentlemen Please Quotes

Time Gentlemen Please is a Sitcom that first aired in 2000 on Sky One. Time Gentlemen Please completed its run in 2002.

Time Gentlemen Please was on for 37 episodes.

Time Gentlemen Please is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Time Gentlemen Please is 30mins (inc. adverts) long. Time Gentlemen Please is produced by Avalon Television and distributed by ITV Studios.

The cast includes: Al Murray as Guv, and Marc Bannerman as Greg Thompson.

Time Gentlemen Please Quotes

Al Murray as Guv

  • (Al Murray) "Oh dear, what a pity, never mind."
  • (Al Murray) "You can say what you like about the filthy, stinking, treacherous, German hun. But you have to respect 'em."
  • (Marcel) "No. Do not fill my French ear with such words."
  • (Al Murray) "Yea, you have to respect 'em, you don't have to capitulate quite so often but you have to respect 'em. You see the thing about the Germans is it's all above board, they're perfectly clear about what they're ambition is, it's world domination. By any means possible. They're up to something, but they're telling us about it. Not like you lot, sneaking around, I mean look at the words that the French have given the English, "espionage", "sabotage", "camouflage", "fromage"."
  • (Al Murray) "You're up to somethin'."
  • (Al Murray) "Rules is rules and if we didn't have rules then where would we be? -- That's right --"
  • (Unnamed) "France."
  • (Al Murray) "Still, it's been a year."
  • (Al Murray) "Hold on, Terry. Aren't you barred?"
  • (Terry Brook) "Uhm, I don't think so --"
  • (Steve Crosby) "Yes --."
  • (Steve Crosby) "Gary."
  • (Al Murray) "Crisps. Crisps."
  • (Al Murray) "It's a pint for the fella, glass of white wine, fruit based drink for the ladies."
  • (Al Murray) "Back off Brussels."
  • (Al Murray) "Terry, you master of disguise."

Marc Bannerman as Greg Thompson

  • (Marc Bannerman) "I'm implying I've got a massive cock."

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