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Timer (film) Quotes

Timer (film) is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Timer ended in 1970.

It features Jennifer Glynn as producer, Andrew Kaiser in charge of musical score, and Harris Charalambous as head of cinematography.

Timer (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Timer (film) is 99 minutes long. Timer (film) is distributed by Present Pictures.

The cast includes: Michelle Borth as Steph, Emma Caulfield as Oona, John Patrick Amedori as Mikey, Kali Rocha as Matchmaker Patty, and Desmond Harrington as man.

Timer (film) Quotes

Emma Caulfield as Oona

  • (Emma Caulfield) "What time do you get off?"
  • (John Patrick Amedori) "What?"
  • (Emma Caulfield) "Do you want me to repeat it?"
  • (John Patrick Amedori) "Yes, into the loudspeaker, if you don't mind."
  • (Emma Caulfield) "Believe me when I tell you, this is your one shot, so make it count."
  • (John Patrick Amedori) "Now, now, I get off now --"
  • (Emma Caulfield) "Think he'll recognize me?"
  • (Michelle Borth) "You grew boobs, not a new head."
  • (Emma Caulfield) "I don't have what I want. And I know what you're thinking, that it's moot, that I've already zeroed out, that we already know who my supposed one is, that it's too late, and there's no going back, and it's a pointless gesture, right? That's what you're thinking, right?"
  • (John Patrick Amedori) "No, I'm wondering if moot is a real word."
  • (Emma Caulfield) "Do you think the TiMER actually works, or is it just a self-fulfilling prophecy?"
  • (Brian) "Am I late?"
  • (Emma Caulfield) "Hi. No. Yes, 5 minutes, but who's counting."
  • (Brian) "We are, right?"

Desmond Harrington as man

  • (Local News Anchor) "If a clock could count down to the exact moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know? That's the claim of manufacture's of a new devices called, the TiMER. The next evolutionary step in computer match making, the TiMER lets you know when your perfect match has entered you life --"
  • (Scientist) "-- discovered that all humans are on a path to true love, implanted just after the onset of puberty, and powered by body heat, the TiMER monitors level of oxytocin, the hormone of love --"
  • (Desmond Harrington) "-- it zeros-out at midnight the night before, and then the next day it could go off at any second, and you get your soul mate --"
  • (CEO) "Are you tired of sitting around waiting for love? Your days of watching and wondering are over. Say goodbye to heartache and disappointment. Now you can be on the clock; true love on a schedule. Introducing TiMER, and revolutionary device that tells you not only who your soul mate is, but when you'll meet them. TiMER, take the guess work out of love."

John Patrick Amedori as Mikey

  • (John Patrick Amedori) "Is there a scar?"
  • (Emma Caulfield) "There will be. You scarred me."
  • (John Patrick Amedori) "But in a good way."
  • (Emma Caulfield) "In a good way."

Michelle Borth as Steph

  • (Michelle Borth) "Yeah, blazing hot anonymous sex is super-tedious."
  • (Michelle Borth) "What?"
  • (Emma Caulfield) "Why are you whispering."
  • (Michelle Borth) "I'm not."
  • (Emma Caulfield) "Where are you?"
  • (Michelle Borth) "Church."
  • (Emma Caulfield) "Call me back when you've found your underwear."

Kali Rocha as Matchmaker Patty

  • (Kali Rocha) "Brian Thompson, male, 33. Wow, how'd you get this far without a TiMER?"
  • (Brian) "I'm from Oklahoma."
  • (Kali Rocha) "Um hmm, say no more."

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