Tom's Divorce Quotes

Tom's Divorce is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Tom's Divorce ended its run in 1970.

Tom's Divorce Quotes

• (Tom Haverford) "Leslie, I appreciate what you're trying to do, but once you go in there, you will see you cannot unsee."
• (Leslie Knope) "I'm a feminist, okay? I would never ever go to a strip club. I've gone on record that if I had to have a stripper's name, it would be Equality. But I'm willing to sacrifice all that I've worked for just to put a smile on your perfect little face. So don't blow this."
• (Tom Haverford) "Alright."
• (Leslie Knope) "Okay, lap dances are on me. I mean I'm paying for them. They're not actually gonna be "on" me."

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