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Tomcats (2001 film) Quotes

Tomcats (2001 film) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Tomcats completed its run in 1970.

It features Paul Kurta, Tony Ludwig, and Alan Riche as producer, David Kitay in charge of musical score, and Charles Minsky as head of cinematography.

Tomcats (2001 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Tomcats (2001 film) is 95 minutes long. Tomcats (2001 film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Jake Busey as Kyle, Jerry O'Connell as Michael, Shannon Elizabeth as Natalie, Heather Stephens as Jill, Julia Schultz as Shelby, Horatio Sanz as Steve, and Rachel Sterling as Cherry.

Tomcats (2001 film) Quotes

Heather Stephens as Jill

  • (Heather Stephens) "Call me "mistress", you disgusting little worm."
  • (Heather Stephens) "I don't know, I'm just not feeling it. Something's -- missing."
  • (Unnamed) "Here's grammy."
  • (Jerry O'Connell) "That's it, no more redheads. No more redheads ever."

Julia Schultz as Shelby

  • (Julia Schultz) "Say it, Michael."
  • (Jerry O'Connell) "Say it?"
  • (Julia Schultz) "I won't do it unless you say it."
  • (Jerry O'Connell) "I'm sorry. I'm having a little bit of trouble concentrating here. What is it exactly you want me to say?"
  • (Julia Schultz) "You know. Those three -- little -- words --"
  • (Jerry O'Connell) "Those three little words -- Hold on a minute."
  • (Julia Schultz) "What? What's wrong?"
  • (Jerry O'Connell) "I'm sorry. I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
  • (Julia Schultz) "Why are you acting like this?"
  • (Jerry O'Connell) "Shelby, I like you. I like you a lot. But things are just moving a little too fast. I'm just not ready to say, "I love you"."
  • (Julia Schultz) "What makes you think I want you to say, "I love you"?"
  • (Jerry O'Connell) "Oh, come on. Back there. You wouldn't do it because I wouldn't say those three little words."
  • (Julia Schultz) "You colossal moron. "Suck -- my -- cock"."
  • (Jerry O'Connell) "Oh, suck my cock. Suck my cock. Suck my cock. Suck my cock."

Shannon Elizabeth as Natalie

  • (Shannon Elizabeth) "I'm falling for Kyle."
  • (Jerry O'Connell) "What?"
  • (Shannon Elizabeth) "He's actually sweet."
  • (Jerry O'Connell) "Sweet? The guy screws women while they're barfing."
  • (Shannon Elizabeth) "You're under arrest, you sick f***."

Horatio Sanz as Steve

  • (Horatio Sanz) "Don't worry buddy, you're at the Hard Rock. I mean this place rocks -- hard."
  • (Horatio Sanz) "It's like I've found this huge spiritual side to myself that I didn't even know existed"
  • (Jerry O'Connell) "Last week, I had sex with twins."
  • (Horatio Sanz) "OK, you win."

Jerry O'Connell as Michael

  • (Jerry O'Connell) "Oh great. These will go well with my Horny Devil socks."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm curious, Mr. Delaney. How did you get the money?"
  • (Jerry O'Connell) "I guess you could say I sold my soul."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, I see a lot of that."
  • (Jerry O'Connell) "Natalie, get out of there. Save yourself. It's the dick of death."

Jake Busey as Kyle

  • (Jake Busey) "I f*** and f*** and can't get relief."
  • (Jake Busey) "I'm going to hurt you tonight."
  • (Jake Busey) "I love the smell of bridesmaids in the morning."
  • (Jake Busey) "Oh If I get married it's going to be a cosmetics counter girl."
  • (Jerry O'Connell) "Why a cosmetics counter girl?"
  • (Jake Busey) "It's the perfect woman, man. You know they're always going to smell good and wear makeup, plus, they're not too ambitious so they'll make a good wife AND they're not going to be one of those damn feminist bitches that keep their own last name when you marry them."
  • (Horatio Sanz) "Like my mom?"
  • (Jake Busey) "Yeah, exactly."
  • (Jake Busey) "Cherry, come here. Come here, Cherry. Hey, sit down. This is MichaeI. And she's a student."
  • (Rachel Sterling) "Right now I'm concentrating on my actressing."

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