Toodle-Fucking-Oo Quotes

Toodle-f***ing-Oo is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Toodle-f***ing-Oo ended its run in 1970.

Toodle-f***ing-Oo Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Fine, I'm not gonna argue with you Tony. If you want her to leave then you're gonna have to tell her cause I'm not. It's not Christian."
• (Unnamed) "Well see this s*** works out, she's a Buddhist."

• (Unnamed) "You wanna talk rules? You wanna talk all that old-school bulls***? Then remember this rule: I am the motherf***in'-f***in' one who calls the shots."

• (Unnamed) "I thought I told you to back the f*** off Beansie."
• (Unnamed) "I did, then I put it in drive"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, you think this is funny? That guy may never walk again, did you know that?. And for what? 'Cause he didn't duke you enough? 'Cause he didn't visit you in the can? When was the last time you visited anybody in the can Richie?. When was the last time you gave a f*** about anybody but Richie Aprile?."
• (Unnamed) "Well, you remember one thing this you'd better hear. You want a talk of this old school bulls*** about the rules?. Well here's a rule you might remember. I'm the motherf***in' f***in' one who calls the shots. And you better pay me the respect, that I gave your brother. Or we're gonna have a problem --.a bad one."
• (Unnamed) "Now get the f*** out of here."
• (Unnamed) "Alright Ton."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah. Alright."

• (Unnamed) "Jesus Christ, how're you doing? Your brother was like a f***ing god, great leader. I also heard a lot about you."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, and I heard a lot about you. That's why I'm here."
• (Unnamed) "What do you mean?"
• (Unnamed) "Out of respect for our friend here, I'm gonna talk nice. You raise your hand to my niece again, next time you won't see my face. You understand?"
• (Unnamed) "Who says I raised a hand to her?"
• (Unnamed) "This kid getting jerky with me?"
• (Unnamed) "Look kid, I shouldn't have to explain myself. I'm from the old-school. You wanna raise your hand, you give her your last name. Then it's none of my f***in' business. Until then, keep your hands in your pockets. We understand each other?"

• (Unnamed) "Federal marshals are so far up my ass I can taste Brylcreem."

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