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Toothless Quotes

Toothless is a Comedy that appeared on TV in 1997 on ABC. Toothless completed its run in 1970.

It features Joan Van Horn as producer, David Michael Frank as theme composer, and Sandi Sissel (director of photography) as head of cinematography. Toothless is executive produced by David Hoberman.

Toothless is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Toothless is 92 minutes long. Toothless is produced by Disney Telefilms and distributed by American Broadcasting Company.

The cast includes: Kirstie Alley as Dr. Katherine Lewis, Lynn Redgrave as Rogers, Kathryn Zaremba as Carrie, Stephen Spacek as Bike Messenger, Daryl Mitchell as Raul, Kimberly Scott as Gwen, and Thomas Crawford as Cupid.

Toothless Quotes

Kirstie Alley as Dr. Katherine Lewis

  • (Kirstie Alley) "What's in the basket?"
  • (Unnamed) "Uh, nothing."
  • (Kirstie Alley) "Eggs, huh? Are they --"
  • (Kirstie Alley) "chocolate?"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, um."
  • (Kirstie Alley) "Just what I suspected. Do you have any idea what you're doing here? You shower these kids with candy, yeah, they like it; they love it. Can't get enough of it. But it's no longer Easter. So they gotta score it someplace else. They hit the streets: corner candy stores, strip-malls, gas stations; the stuff is everywhere: chocolate, chewing gum, licorice whips. Then they go for the hard stuff: suckers, jaw breakers. Now they're hooked. That's when they come to me. But I gotta tell you something, pal, the damage is already done. The only thing I can do is fill their holes. You disgust me. Now hop out of my sight."
  • (Kirstie Alley) "And that, my friends, is a dentist's dream. Yeah."
  • (Kirstie Alley) "Oh, it can't be that easy."
  • (Daryl Mitchell) "If you can do the first few steps of the YMCA, piece of cake. Well, personally I've found being dead helps too."
  • (Kirstie Alley) "I was just trying to help the children."
  • (Kirstie Alley) "The one who designed this should rot in Hell."
  • (Lynn Redgrave) "He is."
  • (Kirstie Alley) "Oh. This isn't hell, is it?"
  • (Stephen Spacek) "No it's 5th and Main Street."
  • (Kirstie Alley) "I know what you're thinking, pink and white after Labor Day. It wasn't my idea, I swear."

Lynn Redgrave as Rogers

  • (Lynn Redgrave) "Oh, watch that."
  • (Thomas Crawford) "Sorry, it slipped."
  • (Kirstie Alley) "Nice outfit."
  • (Thomas Crawford) "Right back at you."
  • (Kirstie Alley) "Cupid, I take it?"
  • (Lynn Redgrave) "Ha, yes, to you. To me he'll always be a lousy divorce attorney."
  • (Lynn Redgrave) "Ah, there you are. I was waiting for an eternity. Dr. Lewis, why did you visit the same house on three consecutive evenings?"
  • (Kirstie Alley) "Three teeth in three days. Isn't that amazing? I think that kid's been flossing too much."
  • (Lynn Redgrave) "Well, I know you're up to something. You think you've found a way to slip through these duties as you slipped through life. But one day you'll slip up. And when you do, I'll be right there pressing the down button for your express ride on the Hellavator."
  • (Kirstie Alley) "Oh, Rogers, you've got to quit sweet-talking me like this. All the other dentists are going to get jealous."
  • (Kirstie Alley) "Nice color."
  • (Kirstie Alley) "Oops. Hm."
  • (Lynn Redgrave) "You've been warned."

Kathryn Zaremba as Carrie

  • (Kathryn Zaremba) "Aren't you a little big to be a fairy?"
  • (Kirstie Alley) "No. You're short."

Daryl Mitchell as Raul

  • (Daryl Mitchell) "It's going to be all right."
  • (Kirstie Alley) "It's not all right when you're taken to the Hellavator."

Kimberly Scott as Gwen

  • (Kimberly Scott) "Here is your first patient."
  • (Kirstie Alley) "Hello, Molly. Are you ready to take a ride in my big, white chair?"
  • (Kirstie Alley) "All right, then."

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