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Top Secret! Quotes

Top Secret! is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Top Secret! completed its run in 1970.

It features Jon Davison, and Hunt Lowry as producer, Maurice Jarre in charge of musical score, and Christopher Challis as head of cinematography.

Top Secret! is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Top Secret! is 90 minutes long. Top Secret! is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Val Kilmer as Nick Rivers, Lucy Gutteridge as Hillary Flammond, Billy J. Mitchell as Martin, Ian McNeice as Blindman, Lucy Gutteridge as All, Omar Sharif as Agent Cedric, Harry Ditson as Du Quois, and Christopher Villiers as Nigel.

Top Secret! Quotes

Christopher Villiers as Nigel

  • (Christopher Villiers) "No, you take the head. I'm taking the back."
  • (Harry Ditson) "But the plan was --"
  • (Christopher Villiers) "Forget the plan. I'm giving the orders here. Now, shut up and give me the back part."
  • (Harry Ditson) "Alright, be an asshole."
  • (Christopher Villiers) "It was a Russian ship. They taught me all about you imperialist swine. I was exposed to the works of great thinkers; Karl Marx, Lenin, L. Ron Hubbard, Freddie Laker."
  • (Christopher Villiers) "What did you find out, Latrine?"
  • (Harry Ditson) "Where are the others?"
  • (Latrine, Resistance Member) "Oh, we never had a chance. It was a slaughter."
  • (Deja Vu) "We must put a stop to these afternoon football games."
  • (Deja Vu) "Nigel, what are you saying?"
  • (Christopher Villiers) "How do we know he's NOT Mel Torme?"
  • (Christopher Villiers) "Good work, Chocolate Mousse."

Harry Ditson as Du Quois

  • (Harry Ditson) "Go with Nick. Don't worry about us. We will hear his music on the Voice of America. We will hear it in the hearts of the people, and in elevators everywhere."
  • (Harry Ditson) "Latrine."
  • (Harry Ditson) "Nigel made me go back to the meter shed. He ordered me to set off the alarms."
  • (Deja Vu) "And what does he want us to do now?"
  • (Harry Ditson) "Nothing you numbskull, Nigel's the traitor."
  • (Harry Ditson) "Well, Mr. Rivers, it seems that you have become- How do you say indispensable?"
  • (Val Kilmer) "Indispensable."
  • (Harry Ditson) "That's what I thought."
  • (Harry Ditson) "This is Chevalier, Montage, Detente, Avant Garde, and Deja Vu."
  • (Deja Vu) "Haven't we met before monsieur ?"
  • (Val Kilmer) "I don't think so."
  • (Harry Ditson) "Over there, Croissant, Souffle, Escargot, and Chocolate Mousse."
  • (Latrine, Resistance Member) "We have a traitor in our midst."
  • (Deja Vu) "Well done, Latrine. I see that you have taken care of him appropriately."
  • (Harry Ditson) "Not the bird, you fool. This is a carrier pigeon on its way to the German Headquarters."
  • (Harry Ditson) "Nick, whether you make it back or not, that plane must take off with Dr. Flammond at 1800 hours."
  • (Deja Vu) "That's why we recommend you be there at least 45 minutes before departure, especially at this time of year."

Lucy Gutteridge as Hillary Flammond

  • (Lucy Gutteridge) "Only a year ago, I was teaching a course in black history at the University of Blaupunkt."
  • (Lucy Gutteridge) "Come on. We've got to get out of here."
  • (Val Kilmer) "Don't you think we ought to wait for the police?"
  • (Lucy Gutteridge) "That was the police."
  • (Lucy Gutteridge) "Good-bye Chocolate Mousse, I'll never forget you. Good-bye Du Quois, take care of yourself. Good-bye Deja Vu, I'll always remember you. And I'll miss you most of all, Scarecrow."
  • (Lucy Gutteridge) "And I'll miss you most of all scarecrow."
  • (Lucy Gutteridge) "What do you recommend?"
  • (Waiter) "I recommend the pork bellies marinated in diced pig entrails or the roast swine knuckles poached with flaming hog balls."
  • (Val Kilmer) "Anything's fine."
  • (Lucy Gutteridge) "I know a little German. He's sitting over there."
  • (Lucy Gutteridge) "Hail, hail East Germany / Land of fruit and grape / Land where you'll regret / If you try to escape / No matter if you tunnel under or take a running jump at the wall / Forget it, the guards will kill you, if the electrified fence doesn't first."
  • (Lucy Gutteridge) "Things change, people change, hairstyles change, interest rates fluctuate."
  • (Lucy Gutteridge) "For as long as a single man is forced to cower under the iron fist of oppression, as long as a child cries out in the night, or an actor can be elected president, we must continue the struggle."

Omar Sharif as Agent Cedric

  • (Omar Sharif) "Wait. You dropped your phony dog poo."
  • (Ian McNeice) "What phony dog poo?"
  • (Omar Sharif) "Know any good white basketball players?"
  • (Ian McNeice) "There are no good white basketball players."

Val Kilmer as Nick Rivers

  • (Doctor Flamond) "You see, a year ago, I was close to perfecting the first magnetic desalinization process so revolutionary, it was capable of removing the salt from over 500 million gallons of seawater a day. Do you realize what that could mean to the starving nations of the earth?"
  • (Val Kilmer) "Wow. They'd have enough salt to last forever."
  • (Chocolate Mousse, Resistance Member) "Something's wrong here. Where's the truck?"
  • (Val Kilmer) "Where's Hillary?"
  • (Deja Vu) "I'm hungry."
  • (Doctor Flamond) "Well, young one, I had the secret police break into my house, they tore me from my family, ransacked my laboratory and -- brought me to this dungeon." Nick: "That sucks.""
  • (Val Kilmer) "That sucks."
  • (Val Kilmer) "What's wrong with him?"
  • (Wagon Driver) "Oh, he caught a cold last week and he's just a little hoarse."
  • (Val Kilmer) "Hillary. That's an unusual name."
  • (Lucy Gutteridge) "It's a German name. It means 'she whose bosoms defy gravity'."
  • (Val Kilmer) "I'm pleased to meet you. My name's Nick."
  • (Lucy Gutteridge) "Nick? What does that mean?"
  • (Val Kilmer) "Oh, nothing. My dad thought of it while he was shaving."
  • (Val Kilmer) "Is this the potato farm?"
  • (Albert Potato, Resistance Member) "Yes, I'm Albert Potato."
  • (Der Pizzahaus Girl) "Excuse me but aren't you Nick Rivers, the American rock 'n' roll star?"
  • (Val Kilmer) "No. No I'm not."
  • (Der Pizzahaus Girl) "Oh, but you must be. If you could sing just one song --"
  • (Val Kilmer) "I'm sorry but you must have me confused with someone else. I'm, uh -- Mel Torme."
  • (Val Kilmer) "Do you mind if I have a swig of this?"
  • (Chocolate Mousse, Resistance Member) "Go right ahead."
  • (Val Kilmer) "What the hell is this stuff?"
  • (Chocolate Mousse, Resistance Member) "Gasoline."
  • (Val Kilmer) "Martin, I've been practicing. How this?"
  • (Val Kilmer) "Ist Ihr Tochter achtzehn, bitte?"
  • (Billy J. Mitchell) "What does that mean?"
  • (Val Kilmer) "Is your daughter eighteen?"
  • (Val Kilmer) "Where are they taking him?"
  • (Colonel von Horst) "They are not taking him anywhere."

Ian McNeice as Blindman

  • (Ian McNeice) "Souvenirs, novelties, party tricks. Souvenirs, novelties, party tricks."

Billy J. Mitchell as Martin

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