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Topper Returns Quotes

Topper Returns is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Topper Returns completed its run in 1970.

It features Hal Roach as producer, Werner R. Heymann in charge of musical score, and Norbert Brodine as head of cinematography.

Topper Returns is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Topper Returns is 88 minutes long. Topper Returns is distributed by United Artists.

The cast includes: Billie Burke as Clara Topper, Roland Young as Cosmo Topper, Joan Blondell as Gail Richards, Dennis O'Keefe as Bob, Rafaela Ottiano as Lillian, and Carole Landis as Ann Carrington.

Topper Returns Quotes

Roland Young as Cosmo Topper

  • (Sgt. Roberts) "Why did you kill her?"
  • (Roland Young) "I didn't."
  • (Sgt. Roberts) "That's only ONE man's opinion."
  • (Roland Young) "I can prove it."
  • (Sgt. Roberts) "How?"
  • (Roland Young) "Leave me alone in that room for a minute."
  • (Sgt. Roberts) "Ho-ho, I'm not THAT dumb."
  • (Dennis O'Keefe) "Well, that's only one man's opinion, too."
  • (Eddie, the Chauffeur) "Pardon me, boss, but could I sort of inquire what we're going to the Carrington place for?"
  • (Roland Young) "To look for a body."
  • (Eddie, the Chauffeur) "Better look for one for me, too, 'cause the one I'm using now is numb."
  • (Sgt. Roberts) "So you admit there is a body."
  • (Roland Young) "Yes. I came over here to look for it."
  • (Sgt. Roberts) "Well, how did you know it was here?"
  • (Roland Young) "She told me."
  • (Sgt. Roberts) "She? Who's she?"
  • (Roland Young) "The dead girl."

Joan Blondell as Gail Richards

  • (Joan Blondell) "Six more inches and we'd all be singing 'Annie Doesn't Live Here Anymore.'"
  • (Rama the Butler) "Good evening."
  • (Joan Blondell) "Why don't you knock before you come out?"

Dennis O'Keefe as Bob

  • (Dennis O'Keefe) "This young lady owes me for a taxi cab ride. I came here to collect it, she asked me up to this room, I heard her scream, and -- walked into the middle of an Orson Welles broadcast."

Billie Burke as Clara Topper

  • (Eddie, the Chauffeur) "Doors closing by themselves. People talkin' to nuthin' and gettin' answers. I'm going back."
  • (Billie Burke) "Back where?"
  • (Eddie, the Chauffeur) "To Mr. Benny. Ain't nuthin' like this ever happened there."
  • (Sgt. Roberts) "Where's your husband?"
  • (Billie Burke) "In the icebox."
  • (Sgt. Roberts) "Has he got the body with him?"
  • (Billie Burke) "Certainly. Under his overcoat."
  • (Billie Burke) "Trying to make these policemen understand something is harder than doing it yourself."
  • (Billie Burke) "Why, you're all wet. Is it raining out? Oh, but you haven't been out. Can't be raining in. Well, if it has, it's all cleared up."

Carole Landis as Ann Carrington

  • (Carole Landis) "What's that sound?"
  • (Rafaela Ottiano) "It's the waves. Angry waves. Day after day, night after night, they beat with savage fury against the black rocks below. For twenty years they've been calling -- calling -- calling to someone who never answers."
  • (Joan Blondell) "Just like the Pot of Gold program."

Rafaela Ottiano as Lillian

  • (Rafaela Ottiano) "The Chinese Room will be yours, Miss Richards."
  • (Joan Blondell) "Oh, you're a doll."
  • (Joan Blondell) "Well, this is just dandy. I travel seven thousand miles just to get away from Chinamen, and here I am with everything but a bowl of rice."

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