Toy Soldiers (1991 film) Quotes

Toy Soldiers (1991 film) is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Toy Soldiers completed its run in 1970.

It features Mario Kassar as producer, Robert Folk in charge of musical score, and Thomas Burstyn as head of cinematography.

Toy Soldiers (1991 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Toy Soldiers (1991 film) is 111 minutes long. Toy Soldiers (1991 film) is distributed by TriStar Pictures.

The cast includes: Keith Coogan as Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry, George Perez as Ricardo Montoya, Louis Gossett Jr. as Dean Parker, Andrew Divoff as Luis Cali, Denholm Elliott as Headmaster, Wil Wheaton as Joey, Sean Astin as Billy, and Keith Coogan as Jonathan.

Toy Soldiers (1991 film) Quotes

Andrew Divoff as Luis Cali

• (Andrew Divoff) "What does your father do, William?"
• (Unnamed) "He's a contractor."
• (Andrew Divoff) "According to this he owns the third largest construction company in the world."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, he's a contractor."

• (Andrew Divoff) "What? Not proud of your father?"
• (Unnamed) "No."

• (Andrew Divoff) "You really have no sense of discipline, do you?"

• (Andrew Divoff) "We're letting you go."
• (Unnamed) "Why?"
• (Andrew Divoff) "Because we respect your father."
• (Unnamed) "f*** my father and f*** you too. I'm not going anywhere without my friends."

Louis Gossett Jr. as Dean Parker

• (Unnamed) "If you're going to kick me out, kick me out. Don't make me look like a nark to my friends."
• (Louis Gossett Jr.) "If we expelled you that would make four prep schools in four years. Are you trying for the Guinness Book of Records?"

• (Unnamed) "Does this mean I'm off pots and pans?"
• (Louis Gossett Jr.) "Oh no, you're not getting off that easy."

• (Louis Gossett Jr.) "Do you think you're the first kid to put liquor in mouthwash bottles? It was done in my day. I may have even done it myself."

Keith Coogan as Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry

• (Unnamed) "We can't just sit by and let these bastards f*** with our lives."
• (Unnamed) "Do we have a choice?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes."
• (Keith Coogan) "Um, guys? Can we change the subject? I'd like to go to bed without wetting my pants."

• (Keith Coogan) "Man, this stuff is great. It's opening up my lungs, it's making me breathe easier."
• (George Perez) "Evidently it's making you fart easier, too."
• (Keith Coogan) "I didn't fart."
• (George Perez) "It's the first rule of prep school etiquette. When you're in a basement with no windows, don't fart."
• (Keith Coogan) "No, the first rule of prep school etiquette is to pretend you're asleep when your roommate's beating off."
• (Unnamed) "No, the first rule of prep school etiquette is to wait until your roommate falls asleep before beating off."

• (Keith Coogan) "Oh yeah, that's wonderful. Now all we have to do is get Cali out of the Headmaster's Office which he hardly ever leaves, sneak past the guard, switch the chips without setting off them bombs, and then get out without being seen."
• (Unnamed) "That's right. That's it exactly."
• (Keith Coogan) "I was attempting to be sarcastic."
• (Unnamed) "Well you shouldn't have been. You should have been writing it down."

George Perez as Ricardo Montoya

• (George Perez) "You can't smoke in the dorms."
• (Keith Coogan) "What are they going to do? Kick me out?"

• (Unnamed) "Well, we managed to stay together anyways."
• (George Perez) "Yeah, that's my ambition in life; to die with you guys."

• (Unnamed) "You're f***in' morons. You know that don't you? You're f***in' morons."
• (George Perez) "That's why we hang with you Billy."

Wil Wheaton as Joey

• (Wil Wheaton) "There's one of them at the end of the hall."
• (Sean Astin) "Yeah?"
• (Wil Wheaton) "So we make some noise and we get him in here and then we jump him."
• (Sean Astin) "Then what?"
• (Wil Wheaton) "Billy. He's got a f***ing machine gun. With a f***ing machine gun we can shred these f***ers."
• (Keith Coogan) "You know, this machine gun stuff must run in Mafia families."

Denholm Elliott as Headmaster

• (Denholm Elliott) "Try not to laugh."
• (Louis Gossett Jr.) "I'm trying."

• (Denholm Elliott) "Now this object I'm holding here is call -- well some of you may have seen one before, it's called a book. You may have seen one on television."

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