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Toy Story 2 Quotes

Toy Story 2 is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Toy Story 2 ended its run in 1970.

It features Helene Plotkin, and Karen Robert Jackson as producer, Randy Newman in charge of musical score, and Sharon Calahan as head of cinematography.

Toy Story 2 is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Toy Story 2 is 92 minutes long. Toy Story 2 is distributed by Buena Vista Pictures.

The cast includes: Andrew Stanton as Emperor Zurg, Tim Allen as Buzz Lightyear, Joan Cusack as Jessie, Annie Potts as Bo Peep, Tom Hanks as Woody, Wallace Shawn as Rex, Tim Allen as Buzz Lightyear #2, Don Rickles as Mr. Potato Head, Jim Varney as Slinky Dog, John Ratzenberger as Amy, Jodi Benson as Barbie, John Ratzenberger as Hamm, Wayne Knight as Al McWiggin, Wayne Knight as All, Estelle Harris as Mrs. Potato Head, John Morris as Andy, John Ratzenberger as Ham, Jim Varney as Slinky, Jodi Benson as Tour guide Barbie, and Joe Ranft as Wheezy.

Toy Story 2 Quotes

Joe Ranft as Wheezy

  • (Joe Ranft) "What's the point of prolonging the inevitable? We're all just one stitch away from here --"
  • (Joe Ranft) "-- to there."

John Ratzenberger as Hamm

  • (John Ratzenberger) "You heard of Kung Fu? Well get ready for pork chop."
  • (John Ratzenberger) "Uh oh. Look out below down there."
  • (Jim Varney) "Whoa, Pork bellies are falling."
  • (Don Rickles) "Hey, how much farther Buzz?"
  • (Tim Allen) "Half way, there."
  • (John Ratzenberger) "All right, nobody look till I get my cork back in."
  • (John Ratzenberger) "I seriously doubt he's getting this kind of mileage."
  • (John Ratzenberger) "All right, let's review this one more time. At precisely 8:32-ish, Exhibit A, Woody, was kidnapped."
  • (John Ratzenberger) "Exhibit B, a composide sketch of the kidnapper."
  • (Annie Potts) "He didn't have a beard like that."
  • (John Ratzenberger) "Fine. Uh, Etch, give him a shave."
  • (Jim Varney) "The kidnapper was bigger than that."
  • (John Ratzenberger) "Oh, picky, picky, picky."
  • (Don Rickles) "Oh, let's just go straight to Exhibit F. The kidnapper's vehicle."
  • (Don Rickles) "Now the vehicle fled the scene in this direction."
  • (John Ratzenberger) "Oh, your parts are in backwards. It went the other way."
  • (John Ratzenberger) "Hey, put a cork in it."
  • (Wallace Shawn) "Hey, how do you spell F-B-I?"
  • (Don Rickles) "My crime scene."
  • (John Ratzenberger) "Hey, watch where you're going, Godspilla."
  • (Wallace Shawn) "I didn't know this was a crime scene."
  • (John Ratzenberger) "Turn into the spin, Barbie."

Wayne Knight as Al McWiggin

  • (Wayne Knight) "To overnight, 6 packages to Japan is how much? What? That's in yen, right? DOLLARS?'. Oh, you are deliberately takin' advantage of people in a hurry. You know that?'."
  • (Wayne Knight) "Thank goodness you're here."
  • (Geri the Cleaner) "Is the specimen ready for cleaning?"
  • (Wayne Knight) "Welcome to Al's Toy Barn. We've got the lowest prices in town. Everything for a buck-buck-buck."
  • (Wayne Knight) "So, uh, how long is this gonna take?"
  • (Geri the Cleaner) "Ya can't rush art."
  • (Wayne Knight) "You, my little cowboy friend, are gonna make me big buck-buck-bucks."

Tom Hanks as Woody

  • (Tom Hanks) "Hey, what's this?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "I get it. There's a Snake in my Boot."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Look guys. You don't understand. They're my friends."
  • (Wallace Shawn) "Yeah. We're his friends."
  • (Tom Hanks) "No Rex, I mean they're my friends."
  • (Stinky Pete the Prospector) "How long will it last, Woody? Do you really think Andy is going to take you to college, or on his honeymoon? Andy's growing up, and there's nothing you can do about it. It's your choice, Woody. You can go back, or you can stay with us and last forever. You'll be adored by children for generations."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Who am I to break up the Roundup Gang?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Help. Buzz. Guys."
  • (Stinky Pete the Prospector) "It's too late, Woody. That silly Buzz Lightweight can't help you."
  • (Tom Hanks) "His name is Buzz Lightyear."
  • (Stinky Pete the Prospector) "Whatever. I've always hated those upstart space toys."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Hey, w-wait, What happened? What happens next? Come on, let's see the next episode."
  • (Stinky Pete the Prospector) "That's it."
  • (Tom Hanks) "What?"
  • (Stinky Pete the Prospector) "The show was cancelled after that."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Wait, wait, wait. What about the gold mine and -- and the cute little critters and the dynamite? That was a great show. I mean, why cancel it?"
  • (Stinky Pete the Prospector) "Two words: Sput-nik. Once the astronauts went up, children only wanted to play with space toys."
  • (Tom Hanks) "--"
  • (Tom Hanks) "I know how that feels."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Look Jessie, I know you hate me for leaving, but I have to go back. I'm still Andy's toy. Well, if you knew him, you'd understand. See, Andy's --"
  • (Joan Cusack) "Let me guess. Andy's a real special kid, and to him, you're his buddy, his best friend, and when Andy plays with you it's like -- even though you're not moving, you feel like you're alive, because that's how he sees you."
  • (Tom Hanks) "How did you know that?"
  • (Joan Cusack) "Because Emily was just the same. She was my whole world."
  • (Tom Hanks) "There's a Snake in my Boot."
  • (Wayne Knight) "Original hand-painted face, Natural dyed blanket-stitched vest,"
  • (Wayne Knight) "Hmm, a little rip -- fixable, if only you had your hand-stitched polyvinyl --"
  • (Wayne Knight) "A hat, yes I found him. I found him."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Oh, you should have seen it. There was a record player. And a yo-yo. Buzz, I was a yo-yo."
  • (Don Rickles) "WAS?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Excuse me, ma'am, but I believe you're on the wrong flight."
  • (Joan Cusack) "Woody."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Come on Jessie. It's time to take you home."
  • (Joan Cusack) "But, what if Andy doesn't like me."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Oh sure, Andy will love you. Besides, he's got a Little Sister."
  • (Joan Cusack) "He does? Why didn't you say so?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "What's that? Jessie and Prospector are trapped in the old abandoned mine and Prospector just lit a stick of dynamite thinking it was a candle and now they're about to be blown to smithereens?"
  • (Unnamed) "Uh-huh."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Ride like the wind, Bullseye."
  • (Stinky Pete the Prospector) "Jessie, Woody, stop this at once."
  • (Stinky Pete the Prospector) "I don't know how that television turned on. But fighting about it isn't helping anything."
  • (Tom Hanks) "If I had both my arms --"
  • (Stinky Pete the Prospector) "Well the fact is, you don't, Woody. So I suggest you just wait till morning. The cleaner will come, fix your arm --"
  • (Tom Hanks) "And then I'm outta here."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Oh, no, no, Bullseye, don't take it that way. It's just that Andy --"
  • (Joan Cusack) "Andy, Andy, Andy. That's all he ever talks about."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Ride like the wind, Bullseye."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Bullseye, are you with me?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Ah. Okay. Good boy."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Prospector, how 'bout you?"
  • (Stinky Pete the Prospector) "-- And so you two are absolutey identical?"
  • (Stinky Pete the Prospector) "You know, I'm sure I could get you a part in Toy Story 3."
  • (Stinky Pete the Prospector) "I'm sorry, are we back? Oh. All right, girls. Lovely talking with you;"
  • (Stinky Pete the Prospector) "yes, any time you'd like some tips on acting I'd be glad to chat with you. Alright, off you go, then."
  • (Stinky Pete the Prospector) "Idiots. Children destroy toys. You'll be ruined, forgotten, spending eternity rotting in some landfill."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Well, Stinky Pete, I think it's time you learned the true meaning of playtime."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Right over there, guys."
  • (Stinky Pete the Prospector) "No, no, noooooooo."
  • (John Ratzenberger) "Look, Barbie. A big ugly man-doll. Ooh, he needs a makeover."
  • (Jodi Benson) "Hi, you'll like Amy."
  • (Jodi Benson) "She's an artist."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Let's -- go home."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Jessie, let go of the plane."
  • (Joan Cusack) "What? Are you crazy?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Just pretend it's the final episode of "Woody's Roundup"."
  • (Joan Cusack) "But it was cancelled. We never saw if you made it."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Well, then, let's find out together."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Here's your list of things to do while I'm gone: batteries need to be changed. Toys at the bottom of the chest need to be rotated. Oh, and make sure everyone attends Mr. Spell's seminar on what to do if you or part of you is swallowed. Okay? Okay, good, okay."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Aaaahhh. It's gone. I can't believe it. My arm is completely gone."
  • (Stinky Pete the Prospector) "All right. Come here. Come on. Let me see that. Oh, it's just a popped seam. Easily repaired. You should consider yourself lucky."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Lucky? Are you shrink-wrapped? I am missing my ARM."
  • (Joan Cusack) "Big deal."
  • (Joan Cusack) "Let him go. I'm sure his precious Andy is dying to play with a one-armed cowboy doll."
  • (Stinky Pete the Prospector) "Now, Jessie, you know that he wouldn't last an hour on the streets in his condition. It's a dangerous world out there for a toy."
  • (Tom Hanks) "I have no choice, Buzz. This is my only chance."
  • (Tim Allen) "To do what Woody? Watch kids from behind glass and never be loved again? Some life."
  • (Stinky Pete the Prospector) "Good going Woody. I thought they'd never leave."

Tim Allen as Buzz Lightyear #2

  • (Alien toys) "The Mystic Portal. Ooh."
  • (Tim Allen) "Once we go through, we just need to find that case."
  • (Jim Varney) "There's the case."
  • (John Ratzenberger) "No there's the case."
  • (Tim Allen) "You guys take that one, we'll take this one."
  • (Tim Allen) "Listen to me, listen to me, you're not really a Space Ranger, you're a Toy."
  • (Tim Allen) "We're all toys, can you hear me?"
  • (Tim Allen) "Well, that should hold you until the Court-Martial."
  • (Tim Allen) "Do you have any idea what you're doing? Let me go."
  • (Jodi Benson) "And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle. Back in 1995, short-sighted retailers did not order enough dolls to meet demand."
  • (John Ratzenberger) "Hey Buzz."
  • (Tim Allen) "Halt. Who goes there?"
  • (Don Rickles) "Quit clowning around and get in the car."
  • (Wallace Shawn) "Buzz. I know how to Defeat Zurg."
  • (Tim Allen) "You do?"
  • (Wallace Shawn) "C'mon. I'll tell you on the way."
  • (Tim Allen) "No, no, guys. You've got the Wrong Buzz. You've got the Wrong Buzz."
  • (John Ratzenberger) "Say, where'd you get the cool belt Buzz?"
  • (Tim Allen) "Well, Slotted Pig, they're standard issue."
  • (Tim Allen) "What was I thinking? My Anti-gravity servos"
  • (Tim Allen) "Hang tight everyone, I'm going to let go of the wall."
  • (Jim Varney) "Huh?"
  • (Wallace Shawn) "What?"
  • (Don Rickles) "He wouldn't."
  • (Tim Allen) "One."
  • (John Ratzenberger) "He would."
  • (John Ratzenberger) "Two."
  • (John Ratzenberger) "DON'T DO IT, BUZZ."
  • (Tim Allen) "Three."
  • (Tim Allen) "To infinity and beyond. Approaching destination. Reengaging gravity."
  • (Tim Allen) "Area secure."
  • (Tim Allen) "It's OK troops, the antigravity sickness will wear off momentarily. Now, let's move."
  • (Don Rickles) "Remind me to glue his helmet shut when we get back."
  • (Tim Allen) "Woody you're in Danger here, we need to leave now."
  • (Wallace Shawn) "Al's selling you to a Toy Museum, in Japan."
  • (Tom Hanks) "I know. It's okay, Buzz. I actually wanna go."
  • (Don Rickles) "What? Are you crazy?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Look, the thing is, I'm this rare "Sheriff Woody" doll, and these guys, are my; round-up gang."
  • (Tim Allen) "Woody, what are you talking about?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "What am I talking about? "Woody's Round-Up". Oh, it's this great old T.V. show, and I was the star."
  • (Tom Hanks) "See, look, that's me."
  • (John Ratzenberger) "This is weirdin' me out."
  • (Tim Allen) "Hey Troops, over here."
  • (Tim Allen) "Just like you said Lizard Boy. Left in the Shadows."
  • (Tim Allen) "Uh, ma; ma'am? I, uh, um, well, I just wanted to say you're a bright young woman with a beautiful yarn full of hair. A hair full of yarn. It's ah -- um -- I must go."
  • (Joan Cusack) "Well aren't you just the sweetest space toy I ever did meet."
  • (Tim Allen) "Buzz, are you coming?"
  • (Tim Allen) "No, I -- I have a lot of catching up to do with my dad."
  • (Andrew Stanton) "Good throw, son. That's my boy. Go long, Buzzy."
  • (Tim Allen) "Oh, you're a great dad. Yippee."
  • (Tim Allen) "Farewell."
  • (Tim Allen) "Etch, Draw that man in a Chicken Suit."
  • (Wallace Shawn) "It's the chicken man."
  • (Tim Allen) "That's our guy."
  • (John Ratzenberger) "I knew there was somethin' I didn't like about that chicken."
  • (Tim Allen) "Will somebody please explain what's going on?"
  • (Tim Allen) "It's all right, Space Ranger. It's a code 546."
  • (Tim Allen) "You mean it's a?"
  • (Tim Allen) "Yes."
  • (Tim Allen) "And he's a?"
  • (Tim Allen) "Oh, yeah."
  • (Tim Allen) "Your Majesty."
  • (Tim Allen) "Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious hot Schmoes."
  • (Tom Hanks) "They're called "S'mores", Buzz."
  • (Tim Allen) "Yes, yes. Of course."
  • (Tim Allen) "Woody, stop this nonsense and let's go."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Nah, Buzz."
  • (Tom Hanks) "I can't go. I can't abandon these guys. They need me to get into this museum. Without me, they'll go back into storage. Maybe forever."
  • (Tim Allen) "Woody, you're not a collector's item, you're a child's plaything. You; are; a toy."
  • (Tom Hanks) "For how much longer? One more rip, and Andy's done with me. And what do I do then, Buzz? Huh? You tell me."
  • (Tim Allen) "Somewhere in that pad of stuffing is a toy who taught me that life's only worth living if you're being loved by a kid. And I traveled all this way to rescue that toy because I believed him."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Well, you wasted your time."
  • (Tim Allen) "Am I really that fat?"
  • (Tim Allen) "Buzz Lightyear to mission log: All signs point to this planet as location of Zurg's fortress, but there seems to be no signs of intelligent life anywhere --"
  • (Alien toys) "Ooooh. Strangers. From the outside."
  • (Tim Allen) "Oh, no."
  • (Wallace Shawn) "He's at a Red Light. We can catch him."
  • (Tim Allen) "Natural Power Slink."
  • (Wallace Shawn) "Ah. They've turned green, hurry."
  • (Tim Allen) "Why won't it go?"
  • (Alien toys) "Use the Wand of Power."
  • (Tim Allen) "Now, Etch."
  • (Tim Allen) "That's where I need to go."
  • (Wallace Shawn) "You can't go, Buzz. You'll never make it there."
  • (Tim Allen) "Woody once risked his life to save mine, and I couldn't call myself his friend if I wasn't willing to do the same. Now who's with me?"

John Morris as Andy

  • (John Morris) "Hey, Woody. Did you miss me?"
  • (John Morris) "Giddyup, giddyup, giddyup, ridin' cowboy."
  • (John Morris) "Ohh, I forgot, you're broken. I don't wanna play with you anymore."
  • (Tom Hanks) "No, Andy, no, no, Andy, no."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Andy. Andy."
  • (John Morris) "Byyyyyyyyyyyyyye, Woodyyyyyyyyy."
  • (Tom Hanks) "No, no. ANDY."
  • (Andy's Mom) "Andy, honey, come on. Five minutes and we're leaving."
  • (John Morris) "Five minutes? Hmm --"
  • (John Morris) "Help, help, somebody help me."
  • (John Morris) "Let her go, evil Doctor Pork Chop."
  • (John Morris) "Nevar. You must choose, Sheriff Woody. How shall she die? Shark? Or death by monkeys?"
  • (John Morris) "Ooh ooh ooh, ah ah ah."
  • (John Morris) "Choose."
  • (John Morris) "I choose Buzz Lightyear."
  • (John Morris) "What? That's not a choice."
  • (John Morris) "To infinity and beyond."
  • (John Morris) "I'll save you, Miss Peep."
  • (John Morris) "My hero. Mwa mwa mwa mwa."
  • (John Morris) "Thanks, Buzz."
  • (John Morris) "No problem, buddy."
  • (John Morris) "You should never tangle with the unstoppable duo of Woody and Buzz Lightyear."
  • (John Morris) "Oh no."
  • (Andy's Mom) "Andy? Let's go. Molly's already in her car seat."
  • (John Morris) "But Mom, Woody's arm ripped."
  • (Andy's Mom) "Oh no. Well maybe we can fix him on the way."
  • (John Morris) "Nah, just leave him."
  • (Andy's Mom) "I'm sorry, honey, but you know, toys don't last forever."

Don Rickles as Mr. Potato Head

  • (Don Rickles) "Can we stop? My parts are killing me."
  • (Tim Allen) "How about a quick roll call? Everybody here?"
  • (Don Rickles) "Not everybody."
  • (Tim Allen) "Who's behind?"
  • (Jim Varney) "Mine --"
  • (Don Rickles) "I say we stack ourselves up, push the intercom and pretend we're delivering a pizza."
  • (John Ratzenberger) "How about a ham sandwich? With fries and a hotdog?"
  • (Wallace Shawn) "What about me?"
  • (John Ratzenberger) "Ah, you can be the toy that comes with the meal."
  • (Don Rickles) "What are you doing Buzz?"
  • (Tim Allen) "?"
  • (Don Rickles) "Well that went well."
  • (Tim Allen) "Good work Gentleman. We're getting much closer to Woody"
  • (Don Rickles) "I found it."
  • (Tom Hanks) "You found my hat?"
  • (Don Rickles) "Your hat? No. The missus lost her earring."
  • (Don Rickles) "Oh my little sweet potato."
  • (Estelle Harris) "Ooh, you found it. Ohh, it's so nice to have a big, strong spud around the house."
  • (Don Rickles) "Where is he going? He's nuts."
  • (Jim Varney) "His arm ain't that bad."
  • (Wallace Shawn) "Don't do it, Woody. We love yooooou."
  • (Don Rickles) "Prepare to meet"
  • (Don Rickles) "Mr. Angry Eyes. Argh argh."
  • (Alien toys) "You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful."
  • (Don Rickles) "Will you just leave me alone?"

Jim Varney as Slinky Dog

  • (Jim Varney) "Buzz, Buzz. My backend's going to Baton Rouge."
  • (Tim Allen) "Slinky."
  • (Jim Varney) "We've been down this aisle already."
  • (Don Rickles) "We haven't been down this aisle, it's pink."
  • (Jim Varney) "Face it, we're lost."
  • (Jim Varney) "It's him."
  • (John Ratzenberger) "The Chicken Man."
  • (Tim Allen) "Funny, he doesn't look like poultry."
  • (Jim Varney) "That's the Kidnapper alright."
  • (Tim Allen) "Kidnapper, an Agent of Zurg if I ever saw one."
  • (Wayne Knight) "And the Piece de Resistance. I promise the Collection will be the Crown Jewel of your Museum."
  • (Jim Varney) "It's Woody"
  • (Wayne Knight) "Now that I have your attention, imagine we added another Zero to the price, huh? What?"
  • (Wayne Knight) "Yes? Yes. You've got yourself a deal. I'll be on the next flight to Japan."
  • (Don Rickles) "He's selling Woody to a Toy Museum."
  • (Wallace Shawn) "In Japan."
  • (Tim Allen) "Into the Poultry Man's Cargo Unit. He'll lead us to Zurg. Move, move, move."
  • (Wayne Knight) "I'm gonna be rich. Rich. Rich."
  • (Jim Varney) "Pardon me, gentlemen, but have either of you seen a cowboy doll with a bad arm?"
  • (Blue Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot) "Why, no. I haven't."
  • (Red Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot) "Hey, he was talkin' to me."
  • (Blue Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot) "No, he was talkin' to me."
  • (Red Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot) "Why, you. I'll --."

Joan Cusack as Jessie

  • (Joan Cusack) "Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln."
  • (Joan Cusack) "You leave him alone, Springy Dog."
  • (Joan Cusack) "Hey."
  • (Jim Varney) "Quick. Grab Woody and let's go."
  • (Joan Cusack) "We did it. That was definitely Woody's finest hour."
  • (Joan Cusack) "No, can't go. I can't do storage again, I just can't. I won't go back in the dark."
  • (Stinky Pete the Prospector) "Jessie, Jessie."
  • (Tom Hanks) "What's the matter? What's wrong with her?"
  • (Stinky Pete the Prospector) "Well, we've been waiting in storage for a long time waiting for you."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Why me?"
  • (Stinky Pete the Prospector) "The museum's only interested in the collection if you're in it, Woody. Without you, we go back into storage. It's that simple."
  • (Joan Cusack) "It's not fair. How can you do this to us?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Hey look, I'm sorry, but this is all a big mistake. See, I was in this yard sale and --"
  • (Stinky Pete the Prospector) "Yard sale? Why were you in a yard sale if you have an owner?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Well, I wasn't supposed to be there. I was trying to save another toy when --"
  • (Stinky Pete the Prospector) "Was it because you're damaged? Hmm? Did this Andy break you?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Yes, but -- No, no, no, no, no. It was -- was an accident. I mean --"
  • (Joan Cusack) "Sounds like he really loves you."
  • (Tom Hanks) "It's not like that, okay? And I'm not going to any museum."
  • (Joan Cusack) "Well, I'm not going back into storage."
  • (Joan Cusack) "You callin' me a liar?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Well, if the boot fits."
  • (Joan Cusack) "Say that again."
  • (Tom Hanks) "If the boot-tah fits."
  • (Joan Cusack) "You never forget kids like Emily, or Andy, but they forget you."

Wallace Shawn as Rex

  • (Wallace Shawn) "Buzz, you could have defeated Zurg all along. You just need to believe in yourself."
  • (Andrew Stanton) "Prepare to die."
  • (Wallace Shawn) "Aah. I can't look."
  • (Andrew Stanton) "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
  • (Wallace Shawn) "I did it; I finally defeated Zurg."
  • (Tim Allen) "Father."
  • (Wallace Shawn) "How are we gonna get him now?"
  • (Don Rickles) "Pizza, anyone?"
  • (Wallace Shawn) "Guys, we can't park here; it's a white zone."
  • (Wallace Shawn) "He didn't take the bag."
  • (Tim Allen) "No time to lose."
  • (Tim Allen) "He's Ascending in a Verticle Transporter."
  • (Tim Allen) "Alright everyone, Hang on. We're gonna blast to the roof."
  • (Wallace Shawn) "Uh, Buzz?"
  • (Tim Allen) "To Infinity, and Beyond."
  • (Don Rickles) "What are you, insane?"
  • (Don Rickles) "Stand still Godzilla."
  • (Tim Allen) "I don't understand. Somehow my Fuel cells have gone dry --"
  • (Don Rickles) "Aaaah."
  • (Wallace Shawn) "I can't look. Could somebody please cover my eyes?"
  • (Wallace Shawn) "No, no, no, no."
  • (Tim Allen) "Oh, you almost had him."
  • (Wallace Shawn) "I'm never gonna defeat Zurg."
  • (Tim Allen) "Sure, you will, Rex. In fact, you're a better Buzz than I am."
  • (Wallace Shawn) "But look at my little arms. I can't press the fire button and jump at the same time."

Andrew Stanton as Emperor Zurg

  • (Andrew Stanton) "Come to me, my prey --"
  • (Andrew Stanton) "Surrender, Buzz Lightyear. I have won."
  • (Tim Allen) "I'll never give in. You killed my father."
  • (Andrew Stanton) "No, Buzz. I am your father."
  • (Tim Allen) "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."
  • (Andrew Stanton) "So, we meet again Buzz Lightyear, for the last time."
  • (Tim Allen) "Not today, Zurg."
  • (Andrew Stanton) "Aah."

Estelle Harris as Mrs. Potato Head

  • (Alien toys) "You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful."
  • (Estelle Harris) "You saved their lives? My hero. They're so adorable. Let's adopt them."
  • (Alien toys) "Daddy."
  • (Estelle Harris) "I'm packing you an extra pair of shoes, and your angry eyes, just in case."

Annie Potts as Bo Peep

  • (Annie Potts) "This is for Woody, when you find him."
  • (Tim Allen) "Um, okay, but it won't be the same coming from me."
  • (Annie Potts) "You're cute when you care."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Bo, not in front of Buzz."

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All Grown Up! Quotes | Shark Tale Quotes | Attack of the 50 Foot Woman Quotes | Romeo and Juliet (1936 film) Quotes | As Told by Ginger Quotes | Underdog (TV series) Quotes | Pirates (2005 film) Quotes | First Kid Quotes | Joan of Arcadia Quotes | Count Duckula Quotes | Trick (film) Quotes | Crocodile Dundee Quotes | The State (1993 TV series) Quotes | October: Ten Days That Shook the World Quotes | Politically Incorrect Quotes | The Men Who Killed Kennedy Quotes | The Boys Next Door (1996 film) Quotes | Arachnophobia (film) Quotes | Danger Mouse (1981 TV series) Quotes | The Joe Schmo Show Quotes | The Greatest Story Ever Told Quotes | Calendar Girls Quotes | El Mariachi Quotes | Nova (TV series) Quotes | Life on Earth (TV series) Quotes |