Trail of the Pink Panther Quotes

Trail of the Pink Panther is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Trail of the Pink Panther completed its run in 1970.

It features Blake Edwards as producer, Henry Mancini in charge of musical score, and Dick Bush as head of cinematography.

Trail of the Pink Panther is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Trail of the Pink Panther is 96 minutes long. Trail of the Pink Panther is distributed by United Artists.

The cast includes: Marne Maitland as Deputy Comissioner Lasorde, Herbert Lom as Chief Insp. Charles Dreyfus, Harold Berens as Hotel Clerk, Joanna Lumley as Marie Jouvet, David Niven as Sir Charles Litton, Capucine as Lady Simone Litton, Robert Loggia as Bruno Langois, Burt Kwouk as Cato Fong, Harvey Korman as Prof. Auguste Balls, and Graham Stark as Hercule Lajoy.

Trail of the Pink Panther Quotes

Joanna Lumley as Marie Jouvet

• (Joanna Lumley) "Do you think he's dead?"
• (Capucine) "I hope not."
• (Joanna Lumley) "What do you think, Sir. Charles?"
• (David Niven) "No. Men like Clouseau never die. They're indestructible. And that's the way it should be."
• (Joanna Lumley) "Why?"
• (David Niven) "Well, we need them. They help us preserve our sense of humor. And they're living proof that, however bad things get, if you persevere you survive, and sometimes even win."

• (Joanna Lumley) "So you think determination was the key to his success?"
• (David Niven) "No question about it. He was a fool, but he epitomized the eleventh commandment."
• (Joanna Lumley) "The eleventh commandment?"
• (David Niven) ""Thou shalt not give up"."
• (Joanna Lumley) "Ha-ha -- I like that."
• (David Niven) "Ha-ha -- I thought you might."

• (Joanna Lumley) "It's intriguing, but the more I find out about Clouseau, the more certain interested parties would prefer that I to drop my investigation. So far, I haven't turned up anything incriminating, but obviously I am rocking the boat, and people are getting nervous. One thing's sure. I intend to keep on rocking until I have answer for you. Good night."

• (Joanna Lumley) "Now, tell me why you want me to lay off Clouseau?"
• (Robert Loggia) "'Cause I prefer things the way they are. Clouseau created a lot of problems. A smart lady like you could even find out he's still alive."
• (Joanna Lumley) "Or dead. I might even find out that someone killed him."
• (Robert Loggia) "You've got a beautiful face. Why do you want to stick it in where it doesn't belong?"
• (Joanna Lumley) "Because it's my job."
• (Robert Loggia) "What good's your job, if you've gotta do your TV show from a hospital bed?"

• (Joanna Lumley) "I don't know why, but I have the distinct impression that I was expected."
• (Graham Stark) "Clouseau has disappeared. You're a reporter? Elementary."
• (Joanna Lumley) "Spoken like a true policeman."
• (Graham Stark) "A retired policeman."

• (Joanna Lumley) "Could you tell me something about your son?"
• (Unnamed) "No. After four o'clock, I can't tell you anything about my son."
• (Joanna Lumley) "Why not after four o'clock?"
• (Unnamed) "Because, after tasting the wine all day, after four o'clock I can't remember my son; let alone tell you anything about him. It is a miracle that I remember it is after four o'clock."

• (Joanna Lumley) "And so, after leaving that delightful old man, who is so firmly convinced that his famous son is still alive, I began to wonder: 'is it possible'? Mafia boss Bruno Longlois seems to think is it. Sir Charles Litton feels such men are indispensable and therefore indestructible. And Chief Inspector Dreyfuss is so obsessed with the possibility that he's on the verge of another nervous breakdown. Did Inspector Clouseau really perish in the sea, as reported? Or for reasons as yet unknown, is he out there somewhere, plotting his next move, waiting to reveal himself when the time is right? I am reluctant to believe that misfortune has really struck down such a great man."

• (Joanna Lumley) "So far, the incident hasn't even been investigated. And if Bruno Langlois is in the mood to deny the allegation, I will be happy to repeat it on the witness stand."

Harold Berens as Hotel Clerk

• (Harold Berens) "Yes?"
• (Unnamed) "Do you have for me the 'massage'?"
• (Harold Berens) "Oh. You want a massage, ey?"
• (Unnamed) "If you have one for me, yes."
• (Harold Berens) "Here. Why don't you try Tokyo Lil at the end of the block. Ask for Passionflower Shirley, the Yokohama Butterfly."
• (Unnamed) "And why should I do that?"
• (Harold Berens) "Well, you want a massage, don't you?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes, but I want it from you."
• (Harold Berens) "Sir, I don't give massages."
• (Unnamed) "But you gave me one early this morning."
• (Harold Berens) "Sir, you're mistaken."
• (Unnamed) "Look. Don't you try the tricks anglais with me, Monsieur. I receieved a 'massage' this morning from Inspector Quinlan of the Yard of Scotland."
• (Harold Berens) "The massage."
• (Unnamed) "And it was you that gave it to me."
• (Harold Berens) "Message."
• (Unnamed) "What?"
• (Harold Berens) "You mean message."
• (Unnamed) "Look, I know what I mean, you lunatic. Now do you, or do you not have for me, the 'massage'?"
• (Harold Berens) "No, Sir. For you, there is no massage."

Herbert Lom as Chief Insp. Charles Dreyfus

• (Herbert Lom) "The thought of a world without Clouseau fills me with delight."

• (Unnamed) "Well, it's about Inspector Clouseau. MI5 called and reported that Libyan agents heard a rumor that there might be an assassination attempt against Clouseau."
• (Herbert Lom) "Really? Who else wants to kill him? I mean, who is behind it?"

• (Herbert Lom) "Miss Jouvet, may I suggest that you go home and forget all about this."
• (Unnamed) "Excuse me."
• (Joanna Lumley) "I shall tell you exactly where I am going to go; directly to me office, where I shall write my next broadcast about the Mafia boss who kidnapped me, and about the chief inspector of the surute who refused to do anything about it."
• (Herbert Lom) "In my opinion, that would be most unwise."
• (Joanna Lumley) "What it boils down to, Inspector, is, I don't trust your opinion."

• (Unnamed) "Clouseau was trying to fix the lighter. He is sure that someone planted a bomb in the car."
• (Herbert Lom) "Yes. Someone should have -- I mean, could have done that."

• (Herbert Lom) "How many men did the President ask for?"
• (Marne Maitland) "Only one. Inspector Jacques Clouseau."

Marne Maitland as Deputy Comissioner Lasorde

• (Marne Maitland) "Do you have a light?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes, in the top left hand drawer."

• (Marne Maitland) "Read this most carefully and give me your opinion."
• (Unnamed) "I will read my opinion and give you yours most carefully."

Harvey Korman as Prof. Auguste Balls

• (Harvey Korman) "What do you think of that? Yes. I call this one, 'The Way We Were'. Do you like it? It's from our Streisand line."

Robert Loggia as Bruno Langois

• (Robert Loggia) "Clouseau disappears. Business gets better."

Burt Kwouk as Cato Fong

• (Burt Kwouk) "Inspector Clouseau's residence. Cato speaking. I've gone to Miami Beach to spend Chinese New Year with my maternal grandmother. Leave a message after the bleep."

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