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Traveling Husbands Quotes

Traveling Husbands is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Traveling Husbands ended in 1970.

It features William LeBaron as producer, Max Steiner in charge of musical score, and Leo Tover as head of cinematography.

The cast includes: Hugh Herbert as Hymie Schwartz, Constance Cummings as Ellen Wilson, Frank Albertson as Barry Greene, Frank McHugh as Pinkie, Gwen Lee as Mabel, Evelyn Brent as Ruby Smith, Tom Herbert as Walter, and Spencer Charters as Joe.

Traveling Husbands Quotes

Gwen Lee as Mabel

  • (Gwen Lee) "Hey kid, wanna dance?"
  • (Evelyn Brent) "Go ahead, Modesty, I bet you're still doing the minuet."
  • (Frank Albertson) "Say, I won a loving cup in Toledo last year with a Black Bottom."

Evelyn Brent as Ruby Smith

  • (Evelyn Brent) "I bet your mother's proud of you."
  • (Constance Cummings) "I haven't any mother."
  • (Evelyn Brent) "Oh, another one of those dames without a mother. So that's our alibi. You'll be telling me next you never had a chance."
  • (Evelyn Brent) "Laugh while you can. Because birds like you don't laugh long."
  • (Evelyn Brent) "What a flat tire I turned out to be."
  • (Evelyn Brent) "Nobody was ever crazy about each other like Ben and me. Sometimes; it was kinda spiritual."
  • (Dan Murphy - House Detective) "Alright, you better go now. The boys have to get some rest so they can work tomorrow. If they don't sell goods, they don't eat."
  • (Evelyn Brent) "Yep. Me too. So long, suckers."
  • (Evelyn Brent) "He changed my evening stroll from an exercise to; to an occupation. Does that filter through?"

Frank Albertson as Barry Greene

  • (Frank Albertson) "What's he got against you?"
  • (Constance Cummings) "Well, I, I'm; too wild. I drink too much. Run around too much. Too many men."
  • (Frank Albertson) "What kind of men?"
  • (Constance Cummings) "Any kind."
  • (Frank Albertson) "Why, you don't look as wild as that."
  • (Constance Cummings) "See me later today and you'll think so. I'm going to knock this town right off its pins."

Hugh Herbert as Hymie Schwartz

  • (Hugh Herbert) "Say, what's the matter? Its so quiet around here. Ain't we supposed to be havin' some fun? Hey, Pinkie, turn on the radio and we'll make a little whoopie."
  • (Frank McHugh) "Right, ol' boy, ol' boy, ol' boy, ol' boy."

Constance Cummings as Ellen Wilson

  • (Constance Cummings) "Remember, I'm out to break the bad reputation record."
  • (Constance Cummings) "Well, if I break loose and run around with a lot of men and get drunk, I may get a glimpse of you, occasionally, through a Gin bottle."

Tom Herbert as Walter

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Spencer Charters as Joe

  • (Spencer Charters) "Why do I take such chances?"
  • (Hugh Herbert) "Oh, we can't lose. The guy that wired me; owns the horse. He sleeps with him."
  • (Tom Herbert) "A man sleeping with a horse, don't prove nothin', mister."
  • (Hugh Herbert) "You ought to know. Yeah, you ought to know."

Frank McHugh as Pinkie

  • (Frank McHugh) "What's she like Ruby?"
  • (Evelyn Brent) "Something like me if she was better looking."

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