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Trials and Tribble-ations Quotes

Trials and Tribble-ations is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Trials and Tribble-ations stopped airing in 1970.

It features Dennis McCarthy (composer) in charge of musical score.

Trials and Tribble-ations Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "I had no idea."
  • (Unnamed) "What?"
  • (Unnamed) "He's so much more handsome in person. Those eyes."
  • (Unnamed) "Kirk had quite the reputation as a ladies' man."
  • (Unnamed) "Not him. Spock."
  • (Unnamed) "Let's go."
  • (Unnamed) "I love classic 23rd century design."
  • (Unnamed) "I guess you boys from temporal investigations are always on time."
  • (Unnamed) "Me. Of all the people in the line-up he asks me who threw the first punch."
  • (Unnamed) "You lied to him."
  • (Unnamed) "I lied to Captain Kirk. I wish Keiko could've been here to see it."
  • (Unnamed) "If my people had caused any changes in the timeline, we would have been the first to notice when we got back."
  • (Unnamed) "Why do they all have to say that?"
  • (Unnamed) "I see myself standing with Kirk's head in one hand -- and a tribble in the other."
  • (Unnamed) "Captain, why'd you take the Defiant back in time?"
  • (Unnamed) "It was an accident."
  • (Unnamed) "So you're not contending it was a pre-destination paradox?"
  • (Unnamed) "A time loop? That you were meant to go back into the past?"
  • (Unnamed) "Um -- no."
  • (Unnamed) "Good."
  • (Unnamed) "We hate those. So; what happened?"
  • (Unnamed) "This may take some time."
  • (Unnamed) "Is that a joke?"
  • (Unnamed) "No."
  • (Unnamed) "Good."
  • (Unnamed) "We hate those too."
  • (Unnamed) "Captain."
  • (Unnamed) "Well -- Lieutenant, actually. I didn't want to push my luck."
  • (Unnamed) "Captain, I'm not sure we can get to K7's internal sensors."
  • (Unnamed) "Then you will have to manually scan every tribble on the station."
  • (Unnamed) "There must be thousands of them by now."
  • (Unnamed) "Hundreds of thousands."
  • (Unnamed) "1,771,561. That's starting with one tribble, with an average litter of ten every twelve hours. After three days --"
  • (Unnamed) "Thank you."
  • (Unnamed) "I didn't mean to say that the Enterprise should be hauling garbage. I meant to say that it should be hauled away as garbage."
  • (Unnamed) "Come on, Benjamin, are you telling me you're not the tiniest bit interested in meeting one of the most famous men in Starfleet history?"
  • (Unnamed) "Wait a minute. Aren't you two wearing the wrong color?"
  • (Unnamed) "Don't you know anything about this period in time?"
  • (Unnamed) "I'm a doctor, not an historian."
  • (Unnamed) "In the old days, operations officers wore red, command officers wore gold --"
  • (Unnamed) "And women wore less."
  • (Unnamed) "I think I'm going to like history."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm open to suggestions, people."
  • (Unnamed) "We could build another station --"
  • (Unnamed) "I'm afraid to touch anything. It's all cross-circuited and patched together; I can't make head nor tails of it."
  • (Unnamed) "Sounds like one of your repair jobs."
  • (Unnamed) "Maybe we should beam over to the station to help Odo and Worf. We know Darvin was there a few hours ago."
  • (Unnamed) "I think it might be better if Chief O'Brien and Dr. Bashir go."
  • (Unnamed) "But if we went, we might run into Koloth."
  • (Unnamed) "Exactly."
  • (Unnamed) "It's not as if he would recognize me. I'd love to see him at his prime."
  • (Unnamed) "Dax."
  • (Unnamed) "Major, beam the Chief and the Doctor to K-7 and fill them in."
  • (Unnamed) "Aye, sir."
  • (Unnamed) "It would have been fun."
  • (Unnamed) "Too much fun."
  • (Unnamed) "I had a feeling he'd become a doctor. He had the hands of a surgeon."
  • (Unnamed) "This could be a pre-destination paradox -- I could be destined to fall in love with that woman and become my own great-grandfather."
  • (Unnamed) "You're being ridiculous."
  • (Unnamed) "Ridiculous? If I don't meet with her tomorrow I may never be born --. You saw the way she looked at me. You can't just dismiss this."
  • (Unnamed) "I can try."
  • (Unnamed) "All right; fine. But I can't wait to get back to Deep Space Nine and see your face when you find out that I never existed."
  • (Unnamed) "Deck 21."
  • (Unnamed) "Deck 21."
  • (Unnamed) "I said deck 21."
  • (Unnamed) "Maybe if you said 'please'."
  • (Unnamed) "Excuse me, Captain. Here's tomorrow's duty roster for your approval."
  • (Unnamed) "Lieutenant -- er, Lieutenant?"
  • (Unnamed) "Benjamin Sisko, sir. I've been on temporary assignment here. Before I leave, I just want to say -- it's been an honor serving with you, sir."
  • (Unnamed) "All right, Lieutenant, carry on."
  • (Unnamed) "Thank you, sir."
  • (Unnamed) "At least they know how to make coffee, even if they are foul smelling barbarians."
  • (Unnamed) "Uh, sss-sorry."
  • (Unnamed) "I wouldn't take it personally, Worf."
  • (Unnamed) "I rather like the way you smell."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah -- sort of -- earthy, peaty aroma."
  • (Unnamed) "With a touch of -- lilac --"
  • (Unnamed) "Are you sure you don't want anything?"
  • (Unnamed) "Just the truth, Captain."
  • (Unnamed) "You'll get it. Where do you want to start?"
  • (Unnamed) "The beginning."
  • (Unnamed) "If there is such a thing."
  • (Unnamed) "Where did you get that -- 'thing'?"
  • (Unnamed) "From a man named Cyrano Jones. He told me tribbles like everyone. This one doesn't seem to like you."
  • (Unnamed) "The feeling's --"
  • (Unnamed) "-- is mutual. They are detestable creatures."
  • (Unnamed) "Hm -- interesting. It's been my observation that most humanoids love soft furry animals; especially if they make pleasing sounds --"
  • (Unnamed) "He put a bomb in a tribble?"
  • (Unnamed) "I'm sorry about that, little fellow. Who left you out here all alone?"
  • (Unnamed) "He's not alone --"
  • (Unnamed) "Be specific, Captain, which Enterprise? There've been five."
  • (Unnamed) "Six."
  • (Unnamed) "This was the first Enterprise; Constitution-class."
  • (Unnamed) "His ship."
  • (Unnamed) "James T. Kirk."
  • (Unnamed) "The one and only."
  • (Unnamed) "Seventeen separate temporal violations; the biggest file on record."
  • (Unnamed) "The man was a menace."
  • (Unnamed) "The nearest thing I can figure out is that they are born pregnant. Which seems to be quite a time saver."
  • (Unnamed) "Tell me, do they still sing songs of the Great Tribble Hunt?"
  • (Unnamed) "Clearly we've been going about this search business all wrong, Chief."
  • (Unnamed) "You're right. Why bother searching thirty decks when you can just plunk yourself down at the bar here and wait for Darvin to come to you?"
  • (Unnamed) "We have reason to believe that he'll return to this area."
  • (Unnamed) "Ah --."
  • (Unnamed) "Ah, yes, the raktajino."
  • (Unnamed) "A vital clue that others might have missed. How fortunate it is that it has kept you stuck at this bar for the past three hours having drinks, while we've been crawling through conduits."

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