Trick 'r Treat Quotes

Trick 'r Treat is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Trick 'r Treat ended in 1970.

It features Bryan Singer as producer, Douglas Pipes in charge of musical score, and Glen MacPherson as head of cinematography.

Trick 'r Treat is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Trick 'r Treat is 82 minutes long. Trick 'r Treat is distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures.

The cast includes: Dylan Baker as Steven, Connor Levins as Billy, Alberto Ghisi as Chip, Samm Todd as Rhonda, Brian Cox as Mr. Kreeg, Leslie Bibb as Emma, Tahmoh Penikett as Henry, Isabelle Deluce as Sara, Britt McKillip as Macy, Jean-Luc Bilodeau as Schrader, Anna Paquin as Laurie, Lauren Lee Smith as Danielle, Moneca Delain as Janet, Rochelle Aytes as Maria, Richard Harmon as Vampire Kid, and Christine Willes as Mrs. Henderson.

Trick 'r Treat Quotes

Dylan Baker as Steven

• (Dylan Baker) "Here. Help yourself. It's for the pumpkin, not you. Promise. All of mine were dull."
• (Dylan Baker) "Ah. Smashing jack-o'-lanterns? Stealing candy? It's okay. Believe it or not, I was just like you when I was a kid. Till my dad set me straight, that is. See, my dad taught me tonight is about respecting the dead because this is the one night that the dead and all sorts of other things roam free; and pay us a visit. Sorry. All these traditions, jack-o'-lanterns, putting on costumes, handing out treats, they were started to protect us, but nowadays -- No one really cares."

• (Dylan Baker) "Happy Halloween."
• (Connor Levins) "Daddy. I'm back from Trick-or-Treating."
• (Dylan Baker) "Billy. Shh. Please, be quiet."
• (Connor Levins) "Why?"
• (Dylan Baker) "Because you'll bother the neighbors, now go watch Charlie Brown and I'll be in in a minute."
• (Connor Levins) "Charlie's Brown's an asshole."
• (Dylan Baker) "Billy Wilkens. Language."

Alberto Ghisi as Chip

• (Alberto Ghisi) "You must really like Halloween."
• (Samm Todd) "You mean Samhain?"
• (Alberto Ghisi) "What?"
• (Samm Todd) "Samhain, also known as All Hallows' Eve, also known as Halloween. Pre-dating Christianity, the Celtic holiday was celebrated on the one night between autumn and winter when the barrier between the living and the dead was thinnest and often involved rituals that included human sacrifice."
• (Samm Todd) "I like your eye patch."
• (Alberto Ghisi) "Huh."

• (Alberto Ghisi) "We know you're in there."
• (Isabelle Deluce) "We can see you."
• (Britt McKillip) "Hello."
• (Dylan Baker) "Just a minute."
• (Dylan Baker) "Wait. No, no. Shh, shh. No."
• (Alberto Ghisi) "Uh, great costume, Mr. Wilkens."
• (Dylan Baker) "Oh, right, candy."
• (Alberto Ghisi) "Thanks."
• (Britt McKillip) "Uh, Principal Wilkens, do you think that we might be able to have your jack-o'-lantern, please?"
• (Dylan Baker) "You're not gonna smash it, are you?"
• (Britt McKillip) "No, it's a scavenger hunt, for UNICEF."
• (Dylan Baker) "Anything for a good cause."
• (Dylan Baker) "Happy Halloween."
• (Alberto Ghisi) "Yeah. Happy Halloween."
• (Dylan Baker) "Did you get one?"

Connor Levins as Billy

• (Connor Levins) "Lets carve a scary face this time."

Anna Paquin as Laurie

• (Anna Paquin) "I am not wearing this. It's too small. And my tits keep popping out."
• (Lauren Lee Smith) "That's the idea."
• (Anna Paquin) "I don't know why we drove out here when there are perfectly good guys in the city."
• (Moneca Delain) "Fresh meat."
• (Rochelle Aytes) "It's what we do every Halloween, Laurie."
• (Anna Paquin) "Whatever happened to Trick or Treating?"
• (Rochelle Aytes) "Puberty."
• (Moneca Delain) "Last year we were in Tampa."
• (Rochelle Aytes) "And we went as sexy nurses."
• (Lauren Lee Smith) "No Janet, Tampa was two years ago, I remember because you puked doing a guy in his pickup truck."
• (Moneca Delain) "I ate some bad Mexican, and it was a jeep."
• (Lauren Lee Smith) "Last year was San Diego. We dressed as sailors and ended up with sailors."
• (Moneca Delain) "Yeah, and Maria's sailor was a girl."
• (Rochelle Aytes) "So what, she had a nice ass, it all tastes the same to me anyway."

• (Anna Paquin) "I'm nervous."
• (Lauren Lee Smith) "Hey. You're gonna be fine. Just be yourself."
• (Anna Paquin) "It's my first time so -- just bear with me."
• (Dylan Baker) "What are you doing?"
• (Anna Paquin) "My, my what big eyes you have."

Isabelle Deluce as Sara

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Brian Cox as Mr. Kreeg

• (Brian Cox) "Spike. Spike. Get your ass in here. Are you finished crapping or what?"
• (Brian Cox) "Who the hell is that?"
• (Dylan Baker) "I've got an NRA membership in my pocket and a shotgun over the fireplace, so get outta here before I --"
• (Brian Cox) "It's me, Mr. Kreeg. Steven, Steven Wilkins."
• (Dylan Baker) "What in God's name are you doing down there, Wilkins? Hiding Bodies?"
• (Brian Cox) "What did you say?"
• (Dylan Baker) "Nothing, its -- Uh, septic tank is acting up."
• (Brian Cox) "Is that what that smell is?"
• (Dylan Baker) "I'm afraid so."
• (Brian Cox) "Then fix it. It stinks like a dead whore out here."
• (Dylan Baker) "I'm --"
• (Dylan Baker) "-- Trying."
• (Brian Cox) "And keep your kid out of my yard. god**** freak."
• (Dylan Baker) "Happy Halloween."
• (Brian Cox) "Screw you."

• (Brian Cox) "You gotta be f***ing kidding me."

Christine Willes as Mrs. Henderson

• (Christine Willes) "Aren't you guys adorable?"
• (Britt McKillip) "Thanks, Mrs. Henderson. That's a great costume."
• (Christine Willes) "I know."
• (Christine Willes) "Isn't it just purr-fect? You want a drink or something?"
• (Christine Willes) "It'll be our little secret."
• (Isabelle Deluce) "Sure."
• (Britt McKillip) "No, thanks. But, um --"
• (Christine Willes) "All right, fine. I'll see what I got for you."
• (Britt McKillip) "Actually, Mrs. Henderson, we were sort of wondering if you might --"
• (Unnamed) "Oh yeah."
• (Britt McKillip) "If you might --"
• (Alberto Ghisi) "Holy s***."
• (Britt McKillip) "-- Have a jack-o'-lantern -- we could borrow."
• (Christine Willes) "Here you go. Now, be safe -- and watch out for monsters."
• (Isabelle Deluce) "I don't even know what that was."
• (Alberto Ghisi) "Coach Taylor was in a hot-dog costume butt-f***ing a pig. I think. And then --"
• (Britt McKillip) "Chip, let's just not."

Richard Harmon as Vampire Kid

• (Richard Harmon) "Over here."
• (Richard Harmon) "Trick or treat."

Leslie Bibb as Emma

• (Unnamed) "During the spookiest time of the year there are a few guidelines all ghosts and goblins should follow. Always stay on sidewalks. Never go to a strangers house, and never go out alone."
• (Leslie Bibb) "This was a great idea, honey. Really. It's just magical. It makes me wish every night was Halloween."
• (Tahmoh Penikett) "I'm sorry Em. Wait, wait. Not yet."
• (Leslie Bibb) "What?"
• (Tahmoh Penikett) "You're supposed to keep it lit."
• (Leslie Bibb) "Why?"
• (Tahmoh Penikett) "Ancient tradition?"
• (Leslie Bibb) "Henry, it's Halloween, not Hanukkah. Baby, I'm lit and you're lit."
• (Tahmoh Penikett) "But honey --"
• (Leslie Bibb) "But our little friend here? His night's over."
• (Tahmoh Penikett) "You know, there are rules, you should be more careful. You might upset someone."
• (Leslie Bibb) "Oh, please. Who?"

Jean-Luc Bilodeau as Schrader

• (Jean-Luc Bilodeau) "Great, a rock quarry. Nice way to celebrate Halloween, Macy."
• (Alberto Ghisi) "Why are we here?"
• (Britt McKillip) "To pay our respects to the dead."
• (Alberto Ghisi) "What happened? Did somebody die here?"
• (Isabelle Deluce) "Wait. Is this where; ? It is isn't it? This is where that school --"
• (Britt McKillip) "Shut up, Sara."
• (Alberto Ghisi) "The Halloween School Bus Massacre."
• (Britt McKillip) "Just don't call it that."
• (Jean-Luc Bilodeau) "What's she talking about?"
• (Isabelle Deluce) "It's this awesome town legend. There's this bus full of --"
• (Britt McKillip) "Jesus, will you shut up and let me tell the damn story?"
• (Samm Todd) "You said a bad word."
• (Britt McKillip) "It happened 30 years ago on a late Halloween afternoon."
• (Britt McKillip) "A school bus was on its usual route. But this wasn't your typical school bus and they weren't your typical kids. There were eight of them and they were different. Troubled. Disturbed. Every day, parents put their dirty secrets on this bus to be driven to a school miles out of town."
• (Richard Harmon) "3260. 3264. 3266."
• (Britt McKillip) "But that day -- the driver took a different route."
• (Richard Harmon) "Wrong way. Wrong way. Wrong way."
• (Britt McKillip) "And instead of taking the students home he drove the bus to an abandoned rock quarry. This rock quarry."
• (Britt McKillip) "What the kids didn't know is that, over the years, their parents had become exhausted, and embarrassed. And they were willing to do anything to ease their burden. So one day, the parents approached the bus driver and made him an offer. With the money collected together, they asked him to do the unthinkable. It almost worked perfectly."
• (Richard Harmon) "Wrong way. Wrong way. Home. Home. I wanna go home. I wanna go home. Home."
• (Richard Harmon) "Home. Home. Home. I wanna go home. Home."
• (Britt McKillip) "The driver was never heard from again. As for the bus, some say it sank so deep that it couldn't be found. Others say the town just didn't want it to be found. For all we know, it's still down there and so are those kids."

Britt McKillip as Macy

• (Britt McKillip) "Schrader."
• (Jean-Luc Bilodeau) "What the hell?"
• (Britt McKillip) "We have to go. We have to get out of here."
• (Jean-Luc Bilodeau) "Macy, calm down."
• (Britt McKillip) "We have to go."
• (Jean-Luc Bilodeau) "Look. Macy."
• (Britt McKillip) "Listen to me. We heard voices. There are other people here."
• (Jean-Luc Bilodeau) "What is that?"

Lauren Lee Smith as Danielle

• (Clerk) "Two thirty-three, 30-D. I mean, $234,33."
• (Clerk) "Thanks."
• (Lauren Lee Smith) "You know, this might sound kind of forward, but, uh, we're just in town for a party tonight, and I was wondering what time you get off work."
• (Clerk) "Oh. Uh, in about 20 minutes, actually"
• (Lauren Lee Smith) "Yeah? You know where Sheep's Meadow is?"
• (Lauren Lee Smith) "Sure, yeah, of course."
• (Lauren Lee Smith) "All right. So why don't you meet me there in 45?"
• (Clerk) "Okay, I guess."
• (Clerk) "Don't forget your costume."

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