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True Lies Quotes

True Lies is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . True Lies ended its run in 1970.

It features James Cameron, and Stephanie Austin as producer, Brad Fiedel in charge of musical score, and Russell Carpenter as head of cinematography.

True Lies is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of True Lies is 141 minutes long. True Lies is distributed by 20th Century Fox, and Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Jamie Lee Curtis as Helen Tasker, Arnold Schwarzenegger as Harry, Art Malik as Samir, Bill Paxton as Simon, Grant Heslov as Faisil, Charlton Heston as Spencer Trilby, Arnold Schwarzenegger as Harry Tasker, Art Malik as Salim Abu Aziz, and Tia Carrere as Juno Skinner.

True Lies Quotes

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Harry Tasker

  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Cool off."
  • (Gib) "Dickhead."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Blow me."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "What the hell were you thinking? I had the guy, and you let him get away. Look at me when I talk to you. What kind of a cop are you anyway?"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Well, you see, this is the problem with terrorists. They're really inconsiderate when it comes to people's schedules."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "You're fired."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "What can I say? I'm a spy."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Make it quick because my horse is getting tired."
  • (Gib) "Your horse?"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Hi guys."
  • (Gib) "Well that worked real good. Right out the old front gate."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Can you lean back a second --"
  • (Gib) "All right twinkle toes, what's your exit strategy?"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "I'm gonna walk right out of the front gate."
  • (Gib) "Ballsy. Stupid but ballsy."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "You tell on me, I tell on you."
  • (Gib) "What are you talking about, I'm as clean as a preacher's sheets. I'm as clean as --"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "What about that time you blew a six-week operation because you were too busy getting a blow job?"
  • (Gib) "You knew about that?"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Uh-huh."
  • (Gib) "Harry, do you realize it has, in fact, been 10 years since you've been behind the wheel of one of these things?"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "If I break it, they can take it outta my pay."
  • (Gib) "Hey, Harry. Listen, Helen still loves you. You know, she just wants to bang this guy for a while. You know? It's nothing serious. You'll get used to it soon --"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Stop cheering me up."
  • (Unnamed) "Can I see your invitation?"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Sure, here's my invitation."
  • (Gib) "Do you think she's still a virgin?"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Dont be ridiculous, she's only; -what is she now?"
  • (Gib) "She's fourteen."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "She's fourteen years old."
  • (Gib) "Yeah, and her little hormones are going off like a car alarm."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Ask me a question I would normally lie to."
  • (Jamie Lee Curtis) "Are we gonna die?"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Yep."
  • (Jamie Lee Curtis) "I'd say it's working."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "They're gonna shoot us in the head or they gonna torture us to death or they gonna leave us here when the bomb blows up --"
  • (Jamie Lee Curtis) "Harry."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "-- We're cool, we're badasses, blah, blah, blah."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "The code name of your assignment will be -- Boris. And your code name will be --"
  • (Jamie Lee Curtis) "Natasha?"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "No -- Doris."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "In 90 minutes, the holy fire, will light up the skies."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "We will tell the the whole world, that we speak, the truth. No force can stop us now, we're cool, we're badasses, blah, blah, blah."
  • (Jamie Lee Curtis) "Honey, if we're on an island, why are they using trucks?"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "We must be in the Florida Keys. These are the islands that have highways that connect the islands to the mainland."
  • (Jamie Lee Curtis) "There's no borders, no customs. They can go anywhere in the U.S. They're will be no one to stop them."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "But, us. Here take this"
  • (Jamie Lee Curtis) "Oh, s***."
  • (Gib) "My turn to drive?"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Give me the page."
  • (Gib) "What?"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "This jumps from page 9 to page 11, where's page 10?"
  • (Gib) "Must be a typo."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Give me the god**** page."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "ok"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "OK."

Charlton Heston as Spencer Trilby

  • (Charlton Heston) "Sweet Jesus, Harry, you surely screwed the pooch last night, didn't you?"
  • (Charlton Heston) "So far, this is not blowing my skirt up, gentlemen."

Grant Heslov as Faisil

  • (Grant Heslov) "They call him the Sand Spider."
  • (Charlton Heston) "Why?"
  • (Grant Heslov) "Probably because it sounds scary."
  • (Grant Heslov) "Yes. Files are unlocked. Fast Faisil strikes again. I'm doing, man. I've got my hand up her skirt, and I AM GOIN --"
  • (Gib) "Just copy the goddam files, OK?"
  • (Gib) "Care to tango?"
  • (Grant Heslov) "Yes, I would."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Assholes."
  • (Grant Heslov) "It's a scale really, with a perfect mission at one end and a total pooch screw at the other, and we're right about in the middle."
  • (Charlton Heston) "You're new on Harry's team, aren't you?"
  • (Grant Heslov) "Yes."
  • (Charlton Heston) "So what makes you think that the slack I cut him in anyway translates to you?"
  • (Grant Heslov) "Hey, watch it."
  • (Gib) "It's called ice, and it gets a little slick."

Bill Paxton as Simon

  • (Bill Paxton) "Take her. Take her. Oh, god, don't hurt me."
  • (Bill Paxton) "Okay, just ask yourself: What do women really want? You take these bored housewives, married to the same guy for years, they're stuck in a rut, then need some release. Promise of adventure, a hint of danger. I create that for them."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "So basically, your lying your ass off the whole time. See, I can't do that."
  • (Bill Paxton) "What are you, a boy scout? No, no, no, think of it as playing a role as fantasy. I mean, you got to work on their dreams. Get them out of their daily surburban grind for a few hours."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "But what about their husbands?"
  • (Bill Paxton) "Dickless. I mean, let's face it, if they took care of business, I'd be out of business. You know what I mean?"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Those idiots."
  • (Bill Paxton) "You see, it's not just a car. It's a total image. An identity you have to go for. This isn't some high-tech sports car. Tell you the truth, it doesn't even handle that great. But that's not the idea, is it? What are we talking about here? p*****, right?"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Absolutely."
  • (Bill Paxton) "Let's face it, Harry. The 'Vette gets 'em wet."
  • (Bill Paxton) "Did you read the papers yesterday?"
  • (Jamie Lee Curtis) "Yes."
  • (Bill Paxton) "Sometimes a story's a mask for a covert operation. See "Two men killed in a restroom and two unidentified men in a running shootout ending at the Marriot.""
  • (Jamie Lee Curtis) "That was you."
  • (Bill Paxton) "You see --"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "That was me."
  • (Bill Paxton) "You're very good. You recognize my style. You're a natural at this."
  • (Gib) "The guy's a fake, man. He's taking credit for our moves."
  • (Jamie Lee Curtis) "What happened?"
  • (Bill Paxton) "Hardly worth talking about. Two of them won't bother me again."
  • (Gib) "Unbelievable."
  • (Jamie Lee Curtis) "You chased one?"
  • (Bill Paxton) "Something came over me. I just had to nail this guy no matter what the risk. Pretty hairy. I thought he had me a couple of times. But I can't take credit."
  • (Jamie Lee Curtis) "Why not?"
  • (Bill Paxton) "It's the training. It shapes you into a lethal instrument. You react in a microsecond without thinking."
  • (Gib) "I'm startin' to like this guy."
  • (Gib) "We still gotta kill him. That's a given. You know."
  • (Bill Paxton) "Here, let me pour you some more champaigne. I gotta keep up the waiter bit, these stakeouts can be a little tricky you know, you never know if things can explode to a life or death situation, just stay low and I'll contact you later. Maybe you should give me your tele --"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "So, we meet again Carlos."
  • (Jamie Lee Curtis) "Honey, I'm gonna do him right here."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Go for it."
  • (Bill Paxton) "Oh god."
  • (Jamie Lee Curtis) "Fear is not an option."

Tia Carrere as Juno Skinner

  • (Tia Carrere) "Ok, Suzie Homemaker. Let's go."
  • (Tia Carrere) "Would you like one?"
  • (Tia Carrere) "My condolences to the widow."

Art Malik as Salim Abu Aziz

  • (Art Malik) "What's the problem?"
  • (Jihad Cameraman) "Batter-Aziz."
  • (Art Malik) "Do you know what this is?"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "I know what this is --"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "This is an espresso machine."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "No, no wait. It's a snow cone maker."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Is it a water heater?"
  • (Art Malik) "Is there anything you'd like to tell me before we start?"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "Yeah. I'm going to kill you pretty soon."
  • (Art Malik) "I see. How, exactly?"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "First I'm going to use you as a human shield. Then I'm going to kill this guard over here with the Patterson trocar on the table. And then I was thinking about breaking your neck."
  • (Art Malik) "And what makes you think you can do all that?"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "You know my handcuffs?"
  • (Art Malik) "Mmm-hmm."
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "I picked them."

Jamie Lee Curtis as Helen Tasker

  • (Jamie Lee Curtis) "I married Rambo."
  • (Jamie Lee Curtis) "No, I can't. I can't."
  • (Bill Paxton) "If not for me, Helen, do it for your country."
  • (Jamie Lee Curtis) "LIKE ONE?"
  • (Jamie Lee Curtis) "HOW 'BOUT TWO?"

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