True Memoirs of an International Assassin Quotes

True Memoirs of an International Assassin is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . True Memoirs of an International Assassin completed its run in 1970.

It features Justin Begnaud, Raja Collins, Mark Fasano, and Todd Garner as producer, Ludwig Göransson in charge of musical score, and Peter Lyons Collister as head of cinematography.

True Memoirs of an International Assassin is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of True Memoirs of an International Assassin is 98 minutes long. True Memoirs of an International Assassin is distributed by Netflix.

The cast includes: Ron Rifkin as Amos, Andy García as El Toro, Leonard Earl Howze as Michael Cleveland, Rob Riggle as William Cobb, and Zulay Henao as Rosa Bolivar.

True Memoirs of an International Assassin Quotes

Leonard Earl Howze as Michael Cleveland

• (Leonard Earl Howze) "That idiot is dead."
• (Rob Riggle) "So incredibly dead."
• (Leonard Earl Howze) "Voice analysis is back. Name's Samuel Larson. He published a book claiming to be, get this -- an international assassin. We should probably pull him out, put him on a plane home."
• (Rob Riggle) "Why the hell would we do that?"
• (Leonard Earl Howze) "Because we are the CIA. Bet you a Benji he's dead in less than 48."
• (Rob Riggle) "Double he doesn't make it to breakfast."

Andy García as El Toro

• (Same Larson) "I'm a writer, you know, who does lots of research. I'm not the Ghost."
• (Andy García) "Exactly -- what the Ghost would say."
• (Andy García) "You know how I know that you are the Ghost, my friend? Because if you are not, I will kill you. I will cut you slowly and painfully with my knife."
• (Same Larson) "I am him. I am the Ghost."
• (Andy García) "I knew it."

Rob Riggle as William Cobb

• (Rob Riggle) "Could this guy be more of a mouth breather?"
• (Leonard Earl Howze) "Well I think his everyday Joe appearance is all a part of his cover. Think about it, you'd never suspect a guy who looks like that is an assassin. Which makes him the perfect assassin."
• (Rob Riggle) "You really think this guy's the Ghost?"
• (Leonard Earl Howze) "I'll bet you a year's salary he kills the president tonight."
• (Rob Riggle) "Easiest 17 grand I ever made. Yeah."

Zulay Henao as Rosa Bolivar

• (Sam Larson) "Looks a lot like my place."
• (Zulay Henao) "Yeah, except the stuff on my walls are real."
• (Sam Larson) "Yeah? How's this for real? I just met with the president's number one adviser."
• (Zulay Henao) "General Ruiz?"
• (Sam Larson) "Mhm."
• (Zulay Henao) "How did you get a meeting with him?"
• (Sam Larson) "How I get most my meetings here. I was abducted."

• (Same Larson) "I'm sorry, who are you?"
• (Zulay Henao) "Rosa Bolivar, DEA."
• (Same Larson) "Thank you for saving me."
• (Zulay Henao) "I don't do this job for thanks."
• (Same Larson) "That's a good signature line, think."

Ron Rifkin as Amos

• (Ron Rifkin) "I told you the Ghost was not to be shared. This is real life, Samuel. People could get hurt."
• (Same Larson) "You read my book."
• (Ron Rifkin) "Of course I read the book. I thought we were friends."
• (Same Larson) "I'm really sorry. I changed the details. It was supposed to be fiction."

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