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Tuff Turf Quotes

Tuff Turf is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Tuff Turf stopped airing in 1970.

It features Donald P. Borchers as producer, Jonathan Elias in charge of musical score, and Willy Kurant as head of cinematography.

Tuff Turf is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Tuff Turf is 111 minutes long. Tuff Turf is distributed by New World Pictures.

The cast includes: Claudette Nevins as Page Hiller, James Spader as Morgan Hiller, Matt Clark as Stuart Hiller, Paul Mones as Nick Hauser, Olivia Barash as Ronnie, Catya Sassoon as Feather, Kim Richards as Frankie Croyden, Bill Beyers as Brian Hiller, and Panchito Gómez as Mickey.

Tuff Turf Quotes

Matt Clark as Stuart Hiller

  • (Matt Clark) "Go easy on him tonight, Page. This means a lot to him."
  • (Claudette Nevins) "Mm-hmm. So did that girl he brought home for Easter last year. Remember? She was so stoned, all she could do was look at the peas and say, 'Wow, they're so green.'"
  • (Matt Clark) "Can you fix it?"
  • (James Spader) "Yeah, as soon as I learn how to walk on water, I'll get right on it, Dad."
  • (Matt Clark) "Life is not a problem to be solved; it's a mystery to be lived. So live it -- and feel good about it."

James Spader as Morgan Hiller

  • (Unnamed) "There's no bike-riding on campus."
  • (James Spader) "I was sort of hoping I could take a quick ride through history."
  • (Unnamed) "too bad they took your car, man."
  • (James Spader) "I don't own a car, man."
  • (Unnamed) "She belongs to Nick."
  • (James Spader) "C'mon Jimmy, Lincoln freed the slaves. All I want to do is talk to her."
  • (Unnamed) "All I want to do is live."

Claudette Nevins as Page Hiller

  • (Claudette Nevins) "Your bike is in pieces and you tell me nothing happened? Did you at least find out if they have any insurance?"
  • (James Spader) "Insurance? This isn't Connecticut; no one has insurance around here."

Olivia Barash as Ronnie

  • (Olivia Barash) "Can you believe this place? There's not a zit in the house."
  • (Olivia Barash) "I don't know. If you ask me, he's either the toughest guy at Lawson or the stupidest."
  • (Catya Sassoon) "No way. He went to one of those brain factories back east, and I mean the guy's head is totally crammed."
  • (Kim Richards) "Yeah, with bulls***."
  • (Olivia Barash) "Wow. Check out that lawn. It's a block-long of perfect green."
  • (James Spader) "It's a golf course, Ron."
  • (Olivia Barash) "At first I gagged. But, after awhile it's really easy. I mean you guys swallow, don't you?"

Paul Mones as Nick Hauser

  • (Paul Mones) "Oh yeah, if I ever catch you near Frankie again, I'll take you out so fast, you won't even have time to spit."
  • (Paul Mones) "I should just ice your ass right now."
  • (James Spader) "Yeah?"
  • (Paul Mones) "Yeah."
  • (James Spader) "Why? Because I danced with one of your boyfriends?"

Kim Richards as Frankie Croyden

  • (Kim Richards) "Excuse me. I promised I'd meet Ronnie at Woolworth's to look at wedding rings."
  • (James Spader) "Frankie, you don't belong to Nick."
  • (Kim Richards) "Well, maybe not. But, I don't belong to you, either."
  • (Kim Richards) "I thought things were supposed to be easy when you have money."
  • (James Spader) "It is, if you don't take it seriously."
  • (Kim Richards) "How do you do that?"
  • (James Spader) "By letting it go. I don't think you can hold onto anything until you let it go."

Catya Sassoon as Feather

  • (Catya Sassoon) "Come on, Ronnie, Jimmy isn't your type."
  • (Olivia Barash) "Well, maybe if you moved the hair out of your eyes --"
  • (Catya Sassoon) "Don't touch."
  • (Olivia Barash) "-- you'd see how wrong you are."
  • (Unnamed) "Let me see your blade."
  • (Catya Sassoon) "You'll never use it."
  • (Unnamed) "Come on, maybe I want to clean my teeth, all right?"
  • (Catya Sassoon) "Be careful."
  • (Catya Sassoon) "So, are you going to get a ring?"
  • (Olivia Barash) "If you do, get it at Woolworth's. Suzie Rostelli got hers there; it almost looks like the real thing."
  • (Catya Sassoon) "I saw it; it really does."
  • (Olivia Barash) "Amazing."

Bill Beyers as Brian Hiller

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Panchito Gómez as Mickey

  • (Panchito Gómez) "Rain from heaven, Maricon."

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