Turner and Hooch Quotes

Turner and Hooch is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Turner &amp completed its run in 1970.

It features Raymond Wagner as producer, Charles Gross in charge of musical score, and Adam Greenberg (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Turner and Hooch is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Turner and Hooch is 99 minutes long. Turner and Hooch is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Tom Hanks as Scott Turner, Mare Winningham as Emily Carson, and John McIntire as Amos Reed.

Turner and Hooch Quotes

Tom Hanks as Scott Turner

• (Tom Hanks) "These are the simple rules. No barking, now growling, you will not lift your leg to anything in this house. This is not your room. No slobbering, no chewing, you will wear a flea collar. This is not your room. No begging for food, no sniffing of crotches, and you will not drink from my toilet. This is not your room."

• (Tom Hanks) "Here's a muffin for Hooch. I got a muffin for Hooch. Here's a muffin for Hooch. I got a muffin for Hooch. Here's a muffin for Hooch. I brought a muffin for Hooch. Here's a muffin Hooch -- I GOT A MUFFIN FOR HOOCH."

• (Tom Hanks) "Don't eat the car. Not the car. Oh, what am I yelling at you for? You're a dog."

• (Tom Hanks) "$97.51? Is that pesos? This is for a dog. $97.51? I'm not gonna eat this stuff. Did I buy a smoked salmon; $97.51?"
• (Tom Hanks) "How much if I take this back? I'd like to talk to Kevin, could you call him please? KEVIN."

• (Tom Hanks) "Alright, what am I supposed to do? Am I supposed to stand out on the porch all night long?"
• (Unnamed) "Give him a Valium, Turner. Take one yourself."
• (Tom Hanks) "Hey, shut up. I'm a policeman. Gu; Want your car towed?"
• (Tom Hanks) "OH NO. AAH. Ah, you stupid dog. AH, YA STUPID DOG."

Mare Winningham as Emily Carson

• (Mare Winningham) "Well, it's a nice night, and I have to walk Camille. Do you want to take a walk with me?"
• (Tom Hanks) "No. No. Well, you see, I'm starting to like you, and if we're going to walk I'm just going to like you even more, and then one day we might even end up in love and everything will go on fine for a while, but-but then one day bang you're gonna call me a selfish compulsive bastard. You're gonna pull your hair, you're gonna scream and you're gonna say you never want to see me again because I drive you crazy, and I'm left shattered. Now, who needs that? Good night.""

John McIntire as Amos Reed

• (John McIntire) "Let him go, Hooch. I'm sorry, Scott. I don't have the hand-strength I used to. You're OK, aren't you?"
• (Tom Hanks) "Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. I was looking forward to a nice quiet cup of coffee, BUT NOW I'M AWAKE."

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