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Twice Upon a Time (1983 film) Quotes

Twice Upon a Time (1983 film) is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Twice Upon a Time stopped airing in 1970.

It features Bill Couturié as producer, and Ken Melville in charge of musical score.

Twice Upon a Time (1983 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Twice Upon a Time (1983 film) is 75 minutes long. Twice Upon a Time (1983 film) is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Hamilton Camp as Greensleeves, Julie Payne as Flora, James Cranna as Rod Rescueman, Marshall Efron as Botch, and Lorenzo Music as Ralph.

Twice Upon a Time (1983 film) Quotes

Lorenzo Music as Ralph

  • (Lorenzo Music) "Hey, it looks real nice. Are they friendly at all?"
  • (Marshall Efron) "Oh, they are. They love to be friendly except they rush around so much, they don't have the time to be friendly."
  • (Lorenzo Music) "The "what" don't they?"
  • (Marshall Efron) "The TIME. They have clocks and watches on their wrists which tell them the time they don't have because they are always rushing. And they think they don't have --"
  • (Lorenzo Music) "Wait, wait, I'm not get -- What is "time"?"
  • (Marshall Efron) "Two o'clock, four o'clock, five o'clock."
  • (Lorenzo Music) "Yes, but there's something that tells them that they don't have something?"
  • (Marshall Efron) "Yeah."
  • (Lorenzo Music) "It's a clock?"
  • (Marshall Efron) "It's a clock."
  • (Lorenzo Music) "And they watch it?"
  • (Marshall Efron) "They watch it."
  • (Lorenzo Music) "And it tells them?"
  • (Marshall Efron) "The time."
  • (Lorenzo Music) "That they don't have."
  • (Marshall Efron) "It's simple, easy. Get it?"
  • (Lorenzo Music) "Oh. Uh -- Uh-huh."
  • (Lorenzo Music) ""I got a duck?""
  • (Lorenzo Music) ""Ok,ok. I'm scared; it's official.""

Julie Payne as Flora

  • (Julie Payne) "Uncle Greenie, where are you?"
  • (Hamilton Camp) "Under the door, ya twit."
  • (James Cranna) "That's a pretty stupid place to be when people are knocking doors down."

Marshall Efron as Botch

  • (Marshall Efron) "How did this happen? Where were you, watching reruns again? I don't wanna hear excuses. She'll be back; The Murkworks is in her blood, her sap, her plasma, or whatever she has."

Hamilton Camp as Greensleeves

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James Cranna as Rod Rescueman

  • (James Cranna) "Hello."
  • (Unnamed) "Yes, who are you?"
  • (James Cranna) "My name is Rod Rescueman."
  • (Unnamed) "And what do I learn from that?"
  • (James Cranna) "My name."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, help. Damsel in distress currently on fire."
  • (James Cranna) "Would you like to be rescued?"
  • (Unnamed) "More than life itself."
  • (James Cranna) "Let me just suck those flames up then."
  • (Unnamed) "My hero."
  • (James Cranna) "Thank you."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, jeez. This is pain."
  • (James Cranna) "Do I get the job, or should we move right onto the shark infested waters test?"
  • (Unnamed) "I'll give you the job, you'll get out of here."

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