Two Guys and a Girl Quotes

Two Guys and a Girl is a Situation comedy that debuted in 1998 on American Broadcasting Company. Two Guys and a Girl stopped airing in 2001.

Two Guys and a Girl lasted 4 seasons and 81 episodes. It features Unbulleted list, Donald R. Beck, Vince Calandra, Jan Siegelman as producer, Unbulleted list, Freddy Curci, Tom Rizzo, Mark Vogel as composer, and Julius Metoyer as head of cinematography. Two Guys and a Girl is executive produced by Unbulleted list Two Guys and a Girl is created by Unbulleted list

Two Guys and a Girl is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Two Guys and a Girl is 20-22 minutes long. Two Guys and a Girl is produced by Unbulleted list In Front Productions and distributed by 20th Television.

The cast includes: Ryan Reynolds as Berg, Suzanne Cryer as Ashley, Richard Ruccolo as Pete, Traylor Howard as Sharon Carter, Traylor Howard as Sharon, Suzanne Cryer as Ashley Walker, and Jennifer Westfeldt as Melissa.

Two Guys and a Girl Quotes

Suzanne Cryer as Ashley

• (Suzanne Cryer) "Sharon doesn't want to rush into marriage and make the same mistakes that her mother did."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "Oh,yeah, that's it."
• (Traylor Howard) "That is it."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "I said, "Oh yeah that's it.""

• (Suzanne Cryer) "What am I doing here?"
• (Traylor Howard) "According to the Bible, to balance out "good.""

• (Suzanne Cryer) "Aww, you like Irene."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "You like Irene."
• (Suzanne Cryer) "It's OK, Berg. Some people actually think it's a good thing to like the person you're making love to."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "We are not making love. We're having sex. We're having dirty, dirty sex."

• (Suzanne Cryer) "Go like this."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "What, do I have something in my teeth?"
• (Suzanne Cryer) "No, now go away."

Ryan Reynolds as Berg

• (Ryan Reynolds) "See anything you like?"
• (Suzanne Cryer) "Wow, where you get that line? Because you need to give it back."

• (Ryan Reynolds) "I can't stand you."
• (Suzanne Cryer) "I loathe you."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "I despise you."
• (Suzanne Cryer) "I hate you."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "I can get us a room."
• (Suzanne Cryer) "I can drive."

• (Ryan Reynolds) "I don't like you being mad at me."
• (Richard Ruccolo) "I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at me. Berg, I'm gonna be 25 and I don't even know where my life is; and the one good thing I had, I messed up. When my dad was my age, he had a house, he had a wife, he had me. I mean, what do I have?"
• (Ryan Reynolds) "You have the ability to suck the life out of an evening."

• (Ryan Reynolds) "Y'know, Turner and Hooch were talking earlier, and they said something very intriguing."
• (Richard Ruccolo) "Don't quote your shoes."
• (Ryan Reynolds) ""Stay close to the leader, or the race is lost.""
• (Richard Ruccolo) "What do you think they meant by that?"
• (Ryan Reynolds) "No idea. I'm gonna take them for a walk in the park, try and get it out of them."

• (Ryan Reynolds) "You know not with whom you mess."

• (Ryan Reynolds) "Just remember that my eye drop experiments paid for that sofa."
• (Richard Ruccolo) "Berg, what color would you say that sofa is?"
• (Ryan Reynolds) "I dunno -- blue?"

Richard Ruccolo as Pete

• (Richard Ruccolo) "Irene, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how you handle never winning."

• (Richard Ruccolo) "I'm twenty-five, why are you telling people I'm thirty?"
• (Ryan Reynolds) "You get better presents."

• (Richard Ruccolo) "Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks."

• (Richard Ruccolo) "Ashley, if you're here, who's running hell?"

• (Richard Ruccolo) "Berg, what you need is a little reenactment. Sharon? Would you like to play the part of Ashley?"
• (Traylor Howard) "Oh, yes -- no -- yes -- no."
• (Traylor Howard) "I'm getting into character."

• (Richard Ruccolo) "Berg, you can't sleep in my bed, people talk enough as it is. Go sleep on the couch."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "I can't sleep on the couch. Last week I spilled milk on it and for some reason it smells bad."
• (Richard Ruccolo) "So go sleep on the floor."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "I can't sleep on the floor."
• (Richard Ruccolo) "Why not?"
• (Ryan Reynolds) "For some reason there's a trail of ants leading to the couch."

Traylor Howard as Sharon

• (Traylor Howard) "Oh, run away, you bimbos, the killer's right behind you. Don't turn around. Don't -- start making out with the other girl."
• (Traylor Howard) ""I Know Who You Did Last Summer." Cute, guys."

• (Traylor Howard) "Actually, we're engaged "in theory.""
• (Richard Ruccolo) "Oh, that's great, congratulations. I'd explain it to Collette if I spoke French, and understood what you were talking about."
• (Traylor Howard) "Why is everyone having such a tough time with this? It's very simple; an engagement is a promise to be married. and I am promising to be engaged, which in theory is a promise to be married, hence we are engaged in theory."
• (Johnny Donnelly) "Good luck finding a card for that."

• (Traylor Howard) "Can I talk to you guys for a second?"
• (Ryan Reynolds) "She knows."
• (Richard Ruccolo) "She does?"
• (Ryan Reynolds) "Play dumb."
• (Richard Ruccolo) "We are dumb."
• (Traylor Howard) "Are you guys nuts?"
• (Ryan Reynolds) "I'm Nuts. This is my partner, Pretzels."
• (Richard Ruccolo) "What seems to be the problem, ma'am?"

• (Traylor Howard) "Just because Pete brings her pizza doesn't mean he's delivering the sausage."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "I never -- want to forget that you said that."

Jennifer Westfeldt as Melissa

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