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Two-Lane Blacktop Quotes

Two-Lane Blacktop is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Two-Lane Blacktop ended its run in 1970.

It features Michael Laughlin as producer, Billy James in charge of musical score, and Jack Deerson as head of cinematography.

Two-Lane Blacktop is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Two-Lane Blacktop is 102 minutes long. Two-Lane Blacktop is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: James Taylor as The Driver, Dennis Wilson as The Mechanic, Laurie Bird as The Girl, Harry Dean Stanton as Oklahoma hitchhiker, and Rudy Wurlitzer as Hot rod driver.

Two-Lane Blacktop Quotes

Dennis Wilson as The Mechanic

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Harry Dean Stanton as Oklahoma hitchhiker

  • (Unnamed) "I'm not into that."
  • (Harry Dean Stanton) "I just thought it might relax you while you drive."
  • (Unnamed) "This is competition, man. I've got no time."

James Taylor as The Driver

  • (Unnamed) "If I wanted to bother, I could suck you right up my tail pipe."
  • (James Taylor) "Sure you could."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, here we are on the road."
  • (James Taylor) "Yup, that's where we are all right."
  • (Unnamed) "Everything fell apart on me. My job, my family, everything. I had this job as a television producer and I walked into the office and I --"
  • (James Taylor) "I don't wanna hear about it."
  • (Unnamed) "What do you mean, you don't wanna hear about it?"
  • (James Taylor) "It's not my problem."
  • (James Taylor) "I don't believe I've seen you. 'Course there's lots o' cars on the road like yours, they all get to lookin' the same. They perform about the same, too --"
  • (Unnamed) "I don't like being crowded by a couple of punk road hogs clear across two states, I don't."
  • (James Taylor) "I don't believe I've ever seen you. Course there's lots of cars on the road like yours. They all get to look the same. They perform about the same."

Laurie Bird as The Girl

  • (Laurie Bird) "You guys aren't like the Zodiac killers or anything, right?"
  • (Dennis Wilson) "Nope. Just passin' through."
  • (Laurie Bird) "These are groovy records."
  • (Unnamed) "Play one."
  • (Laurie Bird) "Say, which way we going?"
  • (Dennis Wilson) "East."
  • (Laurie Bird) "That's cool. I never been East."

Rudy Wurlitzer as Hot rod driver

  • (Rudy Wurlitzer) "How about fifty?"
  • (James Taylor) "Make it three yards, motherf***er, and we'll have us an automobile race."

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