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Uncivil Warriors Quotes

Uncivil Warriors is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Uncivil Warriors ended in 1970.

It features Jules White as producer, R.H. Bassett in charge of musical score, and John Stumar as head of cinematography.

Each episode of Uncivil Warriors is duration Uncivil Warriors is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

Uncivil Warriors Quotes

  • (Operator 14) "I baked a cake once, but it fell and killed the cat."
  • (Unnamed) "Here's to the success of our cause."
  • (Unnamed) "And here's to the success of OUR cause."
  • (Operator 14) "How's yours taste?"
  • (Operator 15) "Like a mattress."
  • (Operator 14) "Want mine?"
  • (Operator 15) "I'm stuffed now."
  • (Union General) "What happened to Operator 13?"
  • (Operator 15) "He swam across the river and died of Potomac poisoning. Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk."
  • (Operator 15) "You know I quit my job at that bakery."
  • (Miss Judith Buttz) "Why?"
  • (Operator 15) "Oh, I got sick of the dough and thought I'd go on the loaf."
  • (Operator 15) "Oh."
  • (Maj. 'Bloodhound' Filbert) "Have long have you had a weak back?"
  • (Operator 12) "Oh, about a week back."
  • (Operator 15) "All Union soldiers are now wearing Union underwear. Think of it."
  • (Operator 14) "What did you'll say the name of this cake was?"
  • (Miss Judith Buttz) "Southern Comfort."
  • (Operator 14) "Yes, ma'am. Uh, tastes like Southern Comforter."
  • (Operator 14) "Do you know what that paper was?"
  • (Operator 15) "Hot?"
  • (Operator 14) "By the way, Colonel, I think we ought to have about 75,000 men down here."
  • (Col. Buttz) "Oh, don't make me laugh. We've only got 19,000. Ha ha ha, oh yeah. Ha ha ha ha."
  • (Operator 12) "But I reckon we ought to have about 350 heavy pieces of artillery, don't you think?"
  • (Col. Buttz) "Ah, that's where we've fooled 'em. We've only got 18 pieces."
  • (Operator 12) "Operator 12: 18 pieces? A mere handful."
  • (Operator 14) "What's the matter? What happened?"
  • (Operator 15) "I was lost. All by myself."
  • (Operator 14) "Let me see your hand."
  • (Operator 15) "Ow."
  • (Operator 15) "I'm a victim of circumstance. I'm going to faint."
  • (Col. Buttz) "Oh, she has fainted. Get her a glass of water."
  • (Operator 15) "No, whiskey."
  • (Operator 15) "Do you think they'll ever find him?"
  • (Operator 14) "Here, honey."
  • (Operator 15) "Where did you find it?"
  • (Operator 14) "He was walking down by the railroad."
  • (Maj. 'Bloodhound' Filbert) "Alone?"
  • (Operator 14) "No, I was with her."

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