Undeclared Quotes

Undeclared is a Sitcom that was first aired in 2001 on Fox Broadcasting Company. Undeclared stopped airing in 2002.

Undeclared lasted 1 seasons and 17 episodes. It features The Dandy Warhols as theme composer. Undeclared is executive produced by Judd Apatow. Undeclared is created by Judd Apatow.

Undeclared is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Undeclared is 22 minutes long. Undeclared is produced by Apatow Productions and distributed by Paramount Worldwide Television Licensing & Distribution.

Undeclared Quotes

• (Unnamed) "He doesn't need to go to a doctor, he's getting better."
• (Unnamed) "No, he's not. He looks terrible. He looks like death. I almost buried him this morning."
• (Unnamed) "That's because his body is releasing all the toxins."
• (Unnamed) "He needs a doctor. And not a witch doctor covered in mud, a real doctor with pills and a tongue depressor."
• (Unnamed) "Doctors don't know anything. My uncle's stomach hurt once, so doctors took out his kidney, and it turned out there was nothing wrong with it, and now he has to go through life with no kidney."
• (Unnamed) "No, because you're born with two kidneys, you moron."

• (Unnamed) "You want your dad to give you space. Well, you should give him space. How would you feel if he said we couldn't go out?"
• (Unnamed) "I guess so. God, this sucks."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, man. Let's go back and see if they're doing the hog."

• (Unnamed) "Oh, what's the matter, dollface? Down in the dumps? Sucks to be you, huh? What's the matter, Lloyd's of London? You take one "mind-blowing" philosophy class, and all of a sudden you're Jean-Paul Sartre? Oh, so now you've got this existentialist-hook-thing too? Well, that's great, because all you need is a little more mystique. Now you've got a chance with all the freaky chicks I was gonna get. I've taken so much acne medication, MY LIPS ARE SPLITTING IN HALF. This might cheer you up: YOU'RE HOTTER THAN MOST CHICKS. What are you doing in college anyway? People like you don't even need to know how to read. Nice nose."

• (Unnamed) "Sleep don't drink no beer."

• (Unnamed) "Hi, Eric."
• (Unnamed) "Who the hell is this? Why are you answering Lizzie's phone?"
• (Unnamed) "She left it in our room. It's Ron. Hey."
• (Unnamed) "Well, what the hell was Lizzie doing in your room?"
• (Unnamed) "Uh, we were making sloppy love, Eric. It was heavenly."

• (Unnamed) "Have you ever dumped anyone?"
• (Unnamed) "Almost. But we never actually, like, went out, or talked, or anything."

• (Unnamed) "Oh, you want to talk about your relationship? Huh?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, I would like to."
• (Unnamed) "You know what a relationship is? Real Exciting Love Affair that Turns Into Ongoing Nightmare. Sobriety Hangs in Peril. Something like that, I got it tattooed on my back."

• (Unnamed) "I could buy a decent used car right now; or an amazingly thorough prostitute."

• (Unnamed) "Man, you Americans are such nancies about fighting. Back in the East End, you can't even finish a Yorkshire pudding without some guy; BWAMM.; to the back of the head."
• (Unnamed) "All right. Are you two men, or pretty little ladies?"
• (Unnamed) "Pretty lady right here."
• (Unnamed) "I'm a pretty lady."

• (Unnamed) "She's got the boobs of a six-year-old and she's like, dumb."
• (Unnamed) "I don't think a dumb girl is necessarily wrong for him."
• (Unnamed) "She's not dumb, she just seems dumb 'cause she's foreign. Ha. Like you, Lloyd."
• (Unnamed) "I'm going to hurt you when you least expect it."

• (Unnamed) "If I could just explain stuff to him, he really wouldn't be so mad. I know he wouldn't."
• (Unnamed) "It's true. If he knew why you had sex with Lizzie, he'd be fine with it. In fact, he'd probably let you do it again."

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