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Up the Academy Quotes

Up the Academy is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Up the Academy stopped airing in 1970.

It features Danton Rissner as producer, Jeff Rawluk in charge of musical score, and Harry Stradling Jr. as head of cinematography.

Up the Academy is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Up the Academy is 87 minutes long. Up the Academy is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Tommy Citera as Hash, Harry Teinowitz as Ververgaert, Ralph Macchio as Chooch, Wendell Brown as Ike, Barbara Bach as Bliss, Hutch Parker as Oliver, and Stacy Nelkin as Candy.

Up the Academy Quotes

Ralph Macchio as Chooch

  • (Unnamed) "Somebody put a turd in the punchbowl."
  • (Ralph Macchio) "Help yourself sir."
  • (Ralph Macchio) "I'm taking this top bunk. Anybody got any objections?"
  • (Tommy Citera) "Sorry, I didn't catch your name."
  • (Ralph Macchio) "I didn't "throw" it."
  • (Ralph Macchio) "What does Leisman want more than anything else?"
  • (Tommy Citera) "My balls."
  • (Wendell Brown) "My soul."
  • (Hutch Parker) "My ass."

Wendell Brown as Ike

  • (Wendell Brown) "Hello Colonel. I was just --"
  • (Barbara Bach) "I know what you were doing."
  • (Wendell Brown) "You do?"
  • (Barbara Bach) "Did you like what you saw MacArthur?"
  • (Wendell Brown) "Uh no. I mean yes. I mean."
  • (Barbara Bach) "It's okay MacArthur. Meet me in my room in 5 minutes."
  • (Wendell Brown) "Yes ma'am."
  • (Wendell Brown) "Great. This is the right room."
  • (Unnamed) "You again. What did I tell you?"
  • (Wendell Brown) "s***, not again."
  • (Unnamed) "That's right. Maybe 50 push-ups will help you remember."
  • (Wendell Brown) "Just call me Ike."
  • (Tommy Citera) "Hash."
  • (Wendell Brown) "Not now, man. Maybe after dinner."
  • (Tommy Citera) "No. My name is Hash. It's easier to say than "El Hashid Amir Junior"."
  • (Wendell Brown) "It's easier to smoke too."
  • (Wendell Brown) "Ms. Bliss? Miss Bliss?"
  • (Unnamed) "Hey. What are you doing here?"
  • (Wendell Brown) "Uh, nothing. Just taking a walk."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, take it outside. Now. Let's go. Get out of that room."
  • (Wendell Brown) "s***, this is the wrong room."

Harry Teinowitz as Ververgaert

  • (Harry Teinowitz) "You don't wet your bed, do you?"
  • (Ralph Macchio) "No, I generally just piss over the side."

Stacy Nelkin as Candy

  • (Leisman) "Tickle your ass with a feather?"
  • (Stacy Nelkin) "Maybe later."

Barbara Bach as Bliss

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Tommy Citera as Hash

  • (Leisman) "What did I tell you I'd do if I ever caught you stealing again?"
  • (Tommy Citera) "You said you'd rip my balls off, sir."
  • (Leisman) "Say it again."
  • (Tommy Citera) "You said you'd rip my balls off, sir."
  • (Leisman) "Say it again."
  • (Tommy Citera) "You said you'd rip my balls off, sir."

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