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Waitress (film) Quotes

Waitress (film) is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Waitress completed its run in 1970.

It features Todd King as producer, Andrew Hollander in charge of musical score, and Matthew Irving as head of cinematography.

Waitress (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Waitress (film) is 104 minutes long. Waitress (film) is distributed by Fox Searchlight Pictures.

The cast includes: Keri Russell as Jenna, Lew Temple as Cal, Eddie Jemison as Ogie, Nathan Fillion as Dr. Pomatter, Jeremy Sisto as Earl, Cheryl Hines as Becky, and Adrienne Shelly as Dawn.

Waitress (film) Quotes

Lew Temple as Cal

  • (Lew Temple) "And you, late again. You are inches away from being fired missy."
  • (Cheryl Hines) "Oh just try firing me, you old bucket of cheese."
  • (Lew Temple) "Who are you calling a bucket of cheese you heifer? Now get to work before I fire your ass."
  • (Cheryl Hines) "Calm down, you psychotic ape."

Keri Russell as Jenna

  • (Keri Russell) "Dear Baby, I hope someday somebody wants to hold you for 20 minutes straight and that's all they do. They don't pull away. They don't look at your face. They don't try to kiss you. All they do is wrap you up in their arms and hold on tight, without an ounce of selfishness to it."
  • (Keri Russell) "Baby don't you cry, gonna make a pie, gonna make a pie with a heart in the middle/Baby don't be blue, gonna make for you, gonna make a pie with a heart in the middle/Gonna make a pie from heaven above, gonna be filled with strawberry love/Baby don't you cry, gonna make a pie, and hold you forever in the middle of my heart."
  • (Keri Russell) "Cal?"
  • (Lew Temple) "Yeah?"
  • (Keri Russell) "Are you happy? I mean, would you call yourself a happy man?"
  • (Lew Temple) "Well if you're asking me a serious question, I'll tell you: I'm happy enough. I don't expect much, I don't give much, I don't get much I'm generally enjoy whatever comes up. That's my truth, summed up for your feminine judgment. I'm happy enough."
  • (Keri Russell) "Why did I get drunk? I do stupid things when I'm drunk -- like sleep with my husband."
  • (Keri Russell) "I Hate My Husband Pie -- You take bittersweet chocolate and don't sweeten it. You make it into a pudding and drown it in caramel"
  • (Old Joe) "Are you with child?"
  • (Keri Russell) "Shush."
  • (Old Joe) "I saw that look on a woman's face before. Her name was Annette. I made sweet sweet love to her all through the summer of 1948, and she had that look on her face all through the fall."
  • (Keri Russell) "Dear Baby: If I was writing you a letter, it would probably sounds something like an apology. I know everyone deserves a mama who'd want a nice baby such as yourself -- who was also a good wife, a fine member of a society. And I can't rightly say that I'm any of that. And I'm not sure the world is scuh a fine place to bringing you. Many of the people I've met are not worth meeting. Many of the things that happened are not worth living through. And you shouldn't take it personal, Baby -- if I don't seem like all the other mama-to-be, jumping all over themselves with joy. I frankly don't know what I got to give you, Baby. What if I leave Earl, and don't win that contest next week, and don't have money? What the hell am I gonna give you then? All my life, Baby, the only thing I wanna do is run away. What kind of mama is that? I wish I could think other things, Baby, like excitement that you with me now -- or faith that I'll be a good mama -- even if my life ain't such a good place, and the world as I see it ain't so pretty like they'd have you believe in this book. Anyway, writing this letter to you, sounds more like a letter writing to me, don't it? Love, Mama."
  • (Keri Russell) "Dear damn baby, If you ever want to know the story of how we bought your damn crib, I will tell you. Your crib was bought with the money that was supposed to buy me a new life. Every time I lay you down in that damn crib, I'm gonna think, 'Damn baby. Damn Crib. Me stuck like a pin in this damn life.'"
  • (Keri Russell) "Well, Cal, it seems that I'm almost five months pregnant."
  • (Lew Temple) "Yeah? And?"
  • (Keri Russell) "And -- I thought I should tell you."
  • (Lew Temple) "Heck, I already knew that."
  • (Keri Russell) "You did?"
  • (Lew Temple) "Yeah. Heck, I thought everyone knew."
  • (Keri Russell) "Well who told you?"
  • (Lew Temple) "Nobody needed to tell me. I mean look at you. What, you think I thought you went and let yourself get fat? Truth is, as long as you can carry a tray and fill a pie tin I don't care if you give birth while doing it. Maybe I'm not such a bad guy after all?"
  • (Keri Russell) "Maybe you're not such a bad guy after all."
  • (Lew Temple) "Well get out there Jenna, get back to work, we've got customers."
  • (Keri Russell) "Earl Murders Me Because I'm Having An Affair Pie -- You smash blackberries and raspberries into a chocolate crust"
  • (Keri Russell) "I Can't Have No Affair Because It's Wrong And I Don't Want Earl To Kill Me Pie -- Vanilla custard with banana. Hold the banana."
  • (Keri Russell) "I don't want you to save me. I don't need to be saved."
  • (Keri Russell) "Cal, are you happy? I mean, when you call yourself a happy man, do you really mean it?"
  • (Lew Temple) "You ask a serious question, I'll give you a serious answer: Happy enough. I don't expect much. I don't get much, I don't give much. I generally enjoy whatever comes along. That's my answer for you, summed up for your feminine consideration. I'm happy enough."
  • (Keri Russell) "Dr. Pomatter?"
  • (Nathan Fillion) "Yes, Jenna?"
  • (Keri Russell) "I just want to make sure we're clear about one thing."
  • (Nathan Fillion) "What's that, Jenna?"
  • (Keri Russell) "I want drugs. I want massive amounts of drugs. I want the maximum legal limit of drugs."
  • (Nathan Fillion) "Noted and understood."
  • (Keri Russell) "I was addicted to saying things and having them matter to someone."
  • (Keri Russell) "Pregnant Miserable Self Pitying Loser Pie -- Lumpy oatmeal with fruitcake mashed in. Flambé of course"

Cheryl Hines as Becky

  • (Cheryl Hines) "If you havent noticed, my right boob is way up here in Maine and my left boob is danglin' down here in Florida."
  • (Cheryl Hines) "Dawn. You're beautiful. Your skin looks like a normal person's."
  • (Adrienne Shelly) "Thank You."

Jeremy Sisto as Earl

  • (Jeremy Sisto) "Open the cabinet where the coffee and the sugar jars are."
  • (Keri Russell) "I dont want --"
  • (Jeremy Sisto) "Just open it."
  • (Jeremy Sisto) "What is that, Jenna? What is that?"
  • (Keri Russell) "Money."
  • (Jeremy Sisto) "It's all over the f***in' house. In cabinets, in drawers, under chairs, in closets. Money hidden all over my house."
  • (Keri Russell) "I'm sorry."
  • (Jeremy Sisto) "After everything I've done for you, you go and hide money from me?"
  • (Jeremy Sisto) "You're the only thing I ever loved, Jenna. You're the only person that ever belonged to me. And you having a secret from me tears me up."
  • (Jeremy Sisto) "Say something sexy, baby, something nasty."
  • (Keri Russell) "What do you want me to say?"
  • (Jeremy Sisto) "Hey. You remember what I said; don't you go lovin' that baby too much."
  • (Keri Russell) "I don't love you, Earl. I haven't loved you for years. I want a divorce."
  • (Jeremy Sisto) "Well, that's not a funny joke. You got this new baby here, you shouldn't be making jokes like that --"
  • (Keri Russell) "I want you the hell out of my life. You are never to touch me, ever again; I am done with you. If you ever come within six yards of me, I will flatten your sorry ass and I'll enjoy doin' it."
  • (Jeremy Sisto) "I don't care if you are fat now. You're my sweet thing."

Nathan Fillion as Dr. Pomatter

  • (Nathan Fillion) "So, what seems to be the problem?"
  • (Keri Russell) "I seem to be pregnant"
  • (Nathan Fillion) "Congratulations."
  • (Keri Russell) "Thanks, but I'm not so happy about it like everybody else might be. I'm having the baby and that's that."
  • (Nathan Fillion) "Un-congratulations, you're definitely having a baby."
  • (Keri Russell) "Un-thank you."
  • (Nathan Fillion) "I want to talk to you, somewhere outside of here. Maybe we can have a coffee or something?"
  • (Keri Russell) "I can't have coffee, it's on the bad food list you gave to me. What kind of doctor are you?"
  • (Nathan Fillion) "Well, I'm off to St. Mary's -- to deliver a baby -- because that's what I do."

Adrienne Shelly as Dawn

  • (Adrienne Shelly) "They are poems that just occur to him on the spot. Last night he said to me, "Dawn, your face is a brilliant moon in my empty room. Your love is like a beating drum. Ba bum ba bum ba bum ba bum.""
  • (Adrienne Shelly) "I don't care if she is a pie genius. I wouldn't trade places with her."
  • (Cheryl Hines) "No, me neither."

Eddie Jemison as Ogie

  • (Eddie Jemison) ". If I had a penny for everything I love about you, I would have many pennies."

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