Wake Up, Ron Burgundy: The Lost Movie Quotes

Wake Up, Ron Burgundy: The Lost Movie is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Wake Up, Ron Burgundy: The Lost Movie ended its run in 1970.

It features Judd Apatow as producer, Alex Wurman in charge of musical score, and Thomas E. Ackerman as head of cinematography.

Wake Up, Ron Burgundy: The Lost Movie is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Wake Up, Ron Burgundy: The Lost Movie is 93 minutes long. Wake Up, Ron Burgundy: The Lost Movie is distributed by DreamWorks.

The cast includes: Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy, David Koechner as Champ Kind, Chad Everett as Jess Moondragon, Paul Rudd as Brian Fantana, Steve Carell as Brick Tamland, Chuck D as Malcolm Y, Kevin Corrigan as Paul Hauser, Fred Willard as Ed Harken, and Justin Long as Chris Harken.

Wake Up, Ron Burgundy: The Lost Movie Quotes

Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy

• (Will Ferrell) "So Champ, did you get lucky last night?"
• (David Koechner) "Oh no, uh, last night -- oh, I stayed home for awhile, drank about six bottles of white wine, pissed my pants, so I drove down to Mexico, and shot some stray dogs. You know, pretty much standard Tuesday night."

• (Will Ferrell) "Looks like the captain's back."

• (Will Ferrell) "Hey, wake the black lady up."

• (Will Ferrell) "A tarantula enjoys a fine chewing gum."

• (Will Ferrell) "I'll have a Beefeater and tonic. Hold the tonic."

Steve Carell as Brick Tamland

• (Steve Carell) "I once ate an entire bowl of legos."

Chad Everett as Jess Moondragon

• (Chad Everett) "Mother Nature sure got up on the right side of bed today, huh?"
• (Will Ferrell) "She's a giving lady."
• (Chad Everett) "Yeah."
• (Will Ferrell) "Mother Nature, she is."
• (Chad Everett) "She didn't even bother to put on makeup."
• (Chad Everett) "You know, I; I'd deeply like to take her and -- make love to her."
• (Will Ferrell) "Mm. She's an elusive goddess, Mother Nature."
• (Chad Everett) "Yeah. Still, to -- feel her succulent breasts pressed against me, and -- my breath whispering hot in her ear. Yeah, baby. While I fumble with my belt -- you get my drift, friend?"
• (Will Ferrell) "Yeah. Yeah, I do. I do. But therein lies the rub, for she turns away all suitors."
• (Chad Everett) "I'd like to take Mother Nature to a sleazy motel, get in the shower, and -- wash each other all over, and then go in the bedroom and do things you can only do in Bangkok --"
• (Will Ferrell) "All right, I'm gonna have to stop you there; you're making me very uncomfortable."
• (Chad Everett) "Sorry, Ron Burgundy, I -- Mother Nature does that to me."

Chuck D as Malcolm Y

• (Chuck D) "Know what we should do with this money?"
• (Kevin Corrigan) "I think we should buy a big bag of grass."

Fred Willard as Ed Harken

• (Fred Willard) "Chris, how many times have we had this conversation?"
• (Justin Long) "About a million times."
• (Fred Willard) "I guess it'll be a million and one, so listen up. You cannot hang around people's houses at night wearing a ski mask."
• (Justin Long) "I'm not hanging out, I'm doing stuff."

Paul Rudd as Brian Fantana

• (Paul Rudd) "I thought for sure he was gay."
• (David Koechner) "He's gay alright. I made out with him at the Christmas party."
• (Paul Rudd) "What?"
• (David Koechner) "Nothing."

• (Paul Rudd) "Come on guys, don't eat me. Eat Brick. He won't even care. Right Brick?"
• (Steve Carell) "Oh yeah, that's fine."

David Koechner as Champ Kind

• (David Koechner) "I love you, Ron."

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