Wasted Talent Quotes

Wasted Talent is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Wasted Talent stopped airing in 1970.

Wasted Talent Quotes

• (Unnamed) "This is it, pal. We're goners."
• (Unnamed) "Peter, I want you to know I've really cherished our friendship."
• (Unnamed) "Me, too. That's why I was holding this in. But since we're gonna die anyway --"
• (Unnamed) "Peter, that's it."
• (Unnamed) "Hey, pull my finger."
• (Unnamed) "My pleasure."
• (Unnamed) "Hey, Peter? This next one you can blame on the dog."
• (Unnamed) "Silent but lifesaving."

• (Unnamed) "Jeez Lois, still with the Piano? What's a guy got to do to get a little attention around here?"
• (Unnamed) "Peter, that's incredible."
• (Unnamed) "I don't understand how -- you're like the idiot from Shine. Meg, you're free. Try the clarinet. Keep playing, keep playing."

• (Unnamed) "Oh Lois, thank God it's you. The last three houses I went to were very rude."
• (Unnamed) "Have you been drinking?"
• (Unnamed) "Why yes I have -- thank you."

• (Unnamed) "Lois, you don't get it. The lesson here is that abusing alcohol has absolutely no negative consequences. You have your trophy and my brain cells are just fine."

• (Chumba Wumbas) "Chumba Wumba, gobbledy goo. Life isn't fair, it's sad but it's true. Chumba Wumba, gobbledy gee. When you poor legs are stiff as a tree. What do you do when you're stuck in a chair? Finding it hard to go up and down stairs? What do you think of the one you call God? Isn't his absence slightly odd? Maybe he's forgotten you. Chumba Wumba gobbledy gorse. Count yourself lucky, you're not a horse. They would turn you into dog food. Or to Chumba Wumba gobbledy glue."

• (Unnamed) "Peter, talent just doesn't disappear."
• (Unnamed) "It can, I mean you were pretty bad in bed Saturday night."
• (Unnamed) "Come on, move around. Jeez, it's like I'm doing it with a pillow."
• (Unnamed) "Peter, I stayed at my mother's house that night."
• (Unnamed) "Oh."

• (The Don) "You come to me and ask me to kill a man I do not know. Now I ask you -- why should I kill this Count Chocula?"
• (Captain Crunch) "Because that son of a bitch has been spreading lies. My cereal does not cut the roof of your mouth -- with all respect."

• (Unnamed) "It's true. The final scroll has been recovered. The lucky recipient has declined to be interviewed for safety reasons, but I'm sure you're all with me when I say, "Congratulations, you son of a bitch.""

• (Unnamed) "Hey gorgeous. You want to come home with me?"
• (Unnamed) "I'm with my husband."
• (Unnamed) "Lose the zero, get with the hero."
• (Unnamed) "Little violent for you, don't you think?"
• (Unnamed) "Huh, I'll be right over there."

• (Unnamed) "Take a drink, and you'll sink, to a state of pure inebriation. You'll be tanked, like the whole Irish nation. When you drink enough of my beer, you will find this magic rule. Make your every joke a jewel. You'll drive drunker than -- Oksana Baiul. Go on buds, drink my suds, 'til you've reached that pure inebriation. Though the beer, may be free -- you're just renting it from me."
• (Unnamed) "It's like I died and went to heaven. But, but then they realized that it wasn't my time, and so they sent me back to a brewery."

• (Unnamed) "Peter, it's 7 in the morning."
• (Unnamed) "Thanks for the update, Big Ben."
• (Unnamed) "You're drunk again."
• (Unnamed) "No, I'm just exhausted because I've been up all night drinking."
• (Unnamed) "Listen Peter, if you keep this up, something terrible is gonna happen."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, something terrible -- all the way to the bank."
• (Unnamed) "Nice."

• (Unnamed) "Oh man, this is the happiest day of my life. Now I know how Barbra Streisand must've felt the day she married James Brolin."

• (Unnamed) "Why do you care so much about touring a stupid brewery?"
• (Unnamed) "Lois, everyone has their sanctuary. The Catholics have churches, fat people have Wisconsin, and I have the Pawtucket Brewery. Now, now help me drink these beers."

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