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WCW Monday Nitro Quotes

WCW Monday Nitro is a Professional wrestling that was first aired in 1995 on TNT (U.S. TV network). WCW Monday Nitro completed its run in 2001.

WCW Monday Nitro aired for 6 seasons and 288 episodes. WCW Monday Nitro is created by Ted Turner.

Each episode of WCW Monday Nitro is 1 hour (September 4, 1995 - May 20, 1996, April 28 - May 19, 1997, April 27, April 28, May 18, 1998, April 3, 2000) long.

WCW Monday Nitro Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Raw fears ratings."
  • (Unnamed) "That's true. He fears everyone about right now."
  • (Unnamed) "Well you know -- boss -- friend -- now that you have proven that you are the one true boss on the planet of wrestling -- it's just nice to know I'm your number one henchmen."
  • (Unnamed) "I don't want any trouble with you here, now. But I do have to point out, you came out here last week. Where is it? The big surprise. I mean, I've heard a lot of talk, but where's the walk?"
  • (Unnamed) "What? I'm here. Where is he?"
  • (Unnamed) "You've been sitting out here for six months running your mouth. This is where the big boys play, huh? Look at the adjective: play. We ain't here to play. Now he said last week that he was gonna bring somebody out here. I'm here. You still don't have your three people. And you know why? Because nobody wants to face us. This show's about as interesting as Marge Schott reading excerpts from "Mein Kampf"."
  • (Unnamed) "No trouble here tonight. Speak your piece and --"
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, no trouble 'cause you know I'll kick your teeth down your throat. Where's your three guys? What, you couldn't get a paleontologist to get a couple of these fossils cleared? You ain't got enough guys off of dialysis machine to get a team? Yeah, where's Hogan? Where's Hogan? Out doing another episode of "Blunder in Paradise"? Where's the Macho Man, huh? Doing some Slim Jim commercial? Hey, we're here. You wanna say something?"
  • (Unnamed) "Look, I don't have the authority for right here, right now. You wanna fight? Fight isn't with me. You want three guys? Tomorrow morning at nine o'clock, I'm gonna be in Atlanta, I'll be in the offices of WCW, I'll try and get you your fight. And you know what? Live, this Sunday in Baltimore, Great American Bash, you guys wanna show up? You wanna fight? You show up, I'll see if I can get you your fight."
  • (Unnamed) "I don't know about you, but hey, they love us in Baltimore."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey. Hey, big man, I say me and you, we be at the Bash, maybe these punks wanna fight."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah."
  • (Unnamed) "I'll be there."
  • (Unnamed) "Bring what you got. The measuring stick just changed around here, pal. You're looking at it."
  • (Unnamed) "You'll be S.O.L, and you know what that means."
  • (Unnamed) "Big Poppa Pump is your hook up. Holler if you hear me."
  • (Unnamed) "He has two different color eyes. He's half man, half siamese cat."
  • (Unnamed) "You know, as I look around this crowd tonight, I wonder what you must be thinking. And I wonder what Vince McMahon is thinking, sending his little wannabes around, demanding to talk to armoir. The problem is, he only sends them where he knows I'm not going to be. You show up at WCW offices in Atlanta on a Monday, and Sean Waltman I think even you're smart enough to realize, I probably won't be there. But that's okay. I don't even mind. Because Waltman, I know you're just McMahon's little puppet. You guys do what he tells you to do. So Vince McMahon, this is for you. We got a little pay-per-view coming up. We're gonna be in YOUR back yard, Vince. So I got a hell of an idea. Just a hell of an idea. Vince -- you want me? Well, consider this a formal invitation -- you show up at Slamboree, and it will be Vince McMahon and Eric Bischoff, IN THE RING. But I want to warn you. If you actually think Vince McMahon has the guts to show up, don't buy the pay-per-view. Because I promise you he is not man enough to face me. But Vince, you show up, it'll be me and you. And I'm going to knock you out. Thank you all very much."
  • (Unnamed) "They said would be different when I got older. But they lied, in high school, I was despised, I was hated and I was attacked for being different. It's no different now. I'm still hated, I'm still despised, and I'm still attacked on a regular basis. Whether it is Kanyon or Saturn or any other representative of society's norm."
  • (Unnamed) "What about me? What about Raven?"
  • (Unnamed) "Flair is the new boss. I am going to hit him up for a raise."
  • (Unnamed) "I have half the brain you do."
  • (Unnamed) "There's even a rumor that our competition will be live next week."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm the master and the ruler of the world."
  • (Unnamed) "You people -- you know who I am. But you don't know why I'm here. Where is Billionaire Ted? Where is the Nacho Man? That punk can't even get in the building. Me? I go wherever I want, whenever I want. And where, oh where, is Scheme Gene? 'Cause I got a scoop for you. When that Ken doll lookalike -- when that weatherman wannabe comes out here later tonight, I got a challenge for him, for Billionaire Ted, for the Nacho Man. And for anybody else in uh --"
  • (Unnamed) "WCW."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey, You wanna go to war? You want a war? You're gonna get one."
  • (Unnamed) "Self high five."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, Goldberg -- Looks like I'm next."
  • (Unnamed) "Mafia kick to the head."
  • (Unnamed) "A what?"
  • (Unnamed) "What the hell is a mafia kick?"
  • (Unnamed) "That's what he calls it."
  • (Unnamed) "Why can't you just say he kicked him in the head?"
  • (Unnamed) "He's Samoan, from the Polynesian islands, the mafia didn't have nothin' to do with that kick.."
  • (Unnamed) "Well I was just calling it by it's name."
  • (Unnamed) "Kev, you're from Detroit. There's no way a guy from Detroit is going to lose."
  • (Unnamed) "Exactly. Guys from Detroit don't lose, ever."
  • ("Rowdy" Roddy Piper) ""Nature Boy"? What does that mean, anyway? Does he live in the jungle with white-chested gibbons or something?"
  • (Unnamed) "This is the darkest night in the history of our sport."
  • (Unnamed) "There's no need for spins or dirt-sheets. We can settle this like true men, Vince. Just you, and me. You can do it -- come on, Vince. Step into the ring. Do what so many other people would love to do. Get your hands around my skinny little neck. You can do it -- if you've got the guts. Do you, Vince? Have you got the guts to REALLY show up? I do -- do you? Just think of it. Just think how great you'll feel if you're able to step into the ring and break my jaw -- knock me out -- snap an arm or a leg. Whatever you'd like, Vince. It's no big thing. But it takes guts. That's what it's gonna take, Vince. Have you got the guts, Vince? We'll find out -- we'll be waiting for you, Vinnie Mac. With open arms."
  • (Unnamed) "This is the greatest night in the history of our sport."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey Zbysko -- we were watching old tapes of you wrestling in fast forward, and you still didn't move."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm Buff and I'm in Buffalo."
  • (Unnamed) "See, what Benoit should do right now is extend his hand to Bret Hart, his hand in friendship, then reach into his trunks, and pull out something that weighs about 45 lbs., tape it to his fist and hit him right between the running lights, knock him cold."
  • (Unnamed) "Who's next?"
  • (Unnamed) "At desperate times, desperate people do desperate things."
  • (Unnamed) "I hate rap. Rap is crap."
  • (Unnamed) "This place is apropos, and that don't mean you're digging around the dirt with farm implements, baby."
  • (Unnamed) "There goes that trick knee again."
  • (Unnamed) "Imagine that. Me -- Vince McMahon. Imagine that. Here I am on WCW television. How can that happen? Well, there's only one way. You see, it was just a matter of time before I, Vince McMahon, bought my competition; that's right, I own WCW. Therefore, in its final broadcast tonight on TNT, I have the opportunity to address you, the WCW fans; I have an opportunity to address you, the WCW superstars. What is the fate of WCW? Well, tonight; in a special simulcast; you'll all find out, because the fate; the very fate of WCW -- is in my hands."
  • (Unnamed) "Who better than Kanyon?"
  • (Unnamed) "Wooooooooooooh."
  • (Unnamed) "You kind of ran to the back there, when Sting came out."
  • (Unnamed) "Diet drink. You oughta give it a try."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm Buff, I'm the stuff and the girls just can't get enough."
  • (Unnamed) "Fans, don't even think about changing the channel, because we've learned that at our competition, Mick Foley, who used to wrestle here as Cactus Jack, is going to win their world title. Heh, talk about putting asses in the seats."
  • (Unnamed) "Sting -- I'm your friend."
  • (Unnamed) "Let's get ready to rumble."
  • (Unnamed) "Southern born / Southern bred / When I die I be Southern dead / I'm just a good ol' boy / Good ol' boy / Good ol' boy / Good ol' boy."
  • (Unnamed) "I've had more world titles than you've had pieces of ass."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey bro, are you really Andre the Giant's son?"
  • (Unnamed) "Don't go there."
  • (Unnamed) "Mafia kick to the head."
  • (Unnamed) "A what?"
  • (Unnamed) "What the hell is a mafia kick?"
  • (Unnamed) "That's what he calls it."
  • (Unnamed) "Why can't you just say he kicked him in the head?"
  • (Unnamed) "He's Samoan, from the polynesian islands, the mafia didn't have nothin' to do with that kick."
  • (Unnamed) "Well I was just calling it by it's name."
  • (Unnamed) "Let's clear something up first. Do you work for the WWF?"
  • (Unnamed) "No."
  • (Unnamed) "How about it?"
  • (Unnamed) "No. Forget about this past Chico, worry about the future."
  • (Unnamed) "Don't bother turning to our competition tonight. The "higher power" they keep talking about, I don't want to give anything away here, but his initials are "VKM.""
  • (Unnamed) "He's tossing him around like a paperweight."

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