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Welcome Back, Kotter Quotes

Welcome Back, Kotter is a TV show that debuted in 1975 on American Broadcasting Company. Welcome Back, Kotter completed its run in 1979.

Welcome Back, Kotter lasted 4 seasons and 95 episodes. Welcome Back, Kotter is created by Gabe Kaplan.

Welcome Back, Kotter is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Welcome Back, Kotter is 24-25 minutes, 30 minutes with commercials long. Welcome Back, Kotter is produced by The Komack Company and distributed by Warner Bros. Television Distribution.

Welcome Back, Kotter Quotes

  • (Arnold Horshack) "What is? is. What was? will be. What will be was, but will be again."
  • (Vincent 'Vinnie' Barbarino) "Hey. Up your nose with a rubber hoses."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah? Well, up your gizzard with a rubber lizard."
  • (Vincent 'Vinnie' Barbarino) "Up your nose with a rubber hose."
  • (Vincent 'Vinnie' Barbarino) "We could have a casino night."
  • (Gabe Kotter) "Gambling in school? Do you realize the odds are almost 5 to 1 against that happening?"
  • (Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington) "I'll take that bet."
  • (Vincent 'Vinnie' Barbarino) "Love means never having to hear I'm pregnant"
  • (Vincent 'Vinnie' Barbarino) "I'm so confused."
  • (Arnold Horshack) ""Please excuse Juan for being a sheephead." Signed: "Epstein's mother's veterinarian"."
  • (Vincent 'Vinnie' Barbarino) "Off my case, toilet-face."
  • (Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington) "Hey, Mr. Kot-tair."
  • (Vincent 'Vinnie' Barbarino) "Love means never having to hear i'm pregnant"
  • (Vincent 'Vinnie' Barbarino) "What? Where?"
  • (Arnold Horshack) "Hellooohhhh. How are ya? I am Arnold HorshAAAAAck."
  • (Mr. Michael Woodman) "Kotter, these kids couldn't pass a blood test without cheating."
  • (Gabe Kotter) "Did I ever tell you about my Uncle Max?"
  • (Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington) "Hi there."

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