Welcome to Collinwood Quotes

Welcome to Collinwood is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Welcome to Collinwood completed its run in 1970.

It features George Clooney, and Steven Soderbergh as producer, Mark Mothersbaugh in charge of musical score, and Lisa Rinzler, and Charles Minsky as head of cinematography.

Welcome to Collinwood is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Welcome to Collinwood is 86 minutes long. Welcome to Collinwood is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Andrew Davoli as Basil, George Clooney as Jerzy, William H. Macy as Riley, Sam Rockwell as Pero, Michael Jeter as Toto, Isaiah Washington as Leon, David Warshofsky as Babitch, and Luis Guzmán as Cosimo.

Welcome to Collinwood Quotes

Michael Jeter as Toto

• (Michael Jeter) "Well he had a tough life -- his mother was a whore."

William H. Macy as Riley

• (William H. Macy) "How am I meant to go bowling with a f***ing broken arm?"
• (Sam Rockwell) "As you can see, he's a little upset."

• (William H. Macy) "This Bellini is starting to look like a real Kapuchnik."

Sam Rockwell as Pero

• (Sam Rockwell) "What the -- What the f -- What the f*** is this? What the f*** is this, man?"
• (William H. Macy) "f***, f***, f***."
• (Sam Rockwell) "What the f*** is this?"

• (Sam Rockwell) "Please, your honor I'm here to confess. That man is innocent. Your honor I can no longer live with the guilt. It was me who was stealing that car, I confess. My brother Cosimo, Saint Cosimo as he's known on the streets, was only trying to stop me. And I told him, 'Cosimo, I need to steal this car, I'm a car thief, I steal cars -- by myself.'"

Isaiah Washington as Leon

• (Isaiah Washington) "Put your damn pants back on."
• (Michael Jeter) "I can't, I'll catch pneumonia."

David Warshofsky as Babitch

• (David Warshofsky) "I will s*** in you."

Andrew Davoli as Basil

• (Andrew Davoli) "Why are you dressed like a priest?"
• (George Clooney) "You're an idiot."

Luis Guzmán as Cosimo

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