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Welcome to the Dollhouse Quotes

Welcome to the Dollhouse is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Welcome to the Dollhouse completed its run in 1970.

It features Todd Solondz as producer, Jill Wisoff in charge of musical score, and Randy Drummond as head of cinematography.

Welcome to the Dollhouse is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Welcome to the Dollhouse is 87 minutes long. Welcome to the Dollhouse is distributed by Sony Pictures Classics.

The cast includes: Brendan Sexton III as Brandon, Heather Matarazzo as Dawn Weiner, Victoria Davis as Lolita, Eric Mabius as Steve, Dimitri DeFresco as Ralphie, Christina Brucato as Cookie, Daria Kalinina as Missy Wiener, Scott Coogan as Troy, and Brendan Sexton III as Brandon McCarthy.

Welcome to the Dollhouse Quotes

Brendan Sexton III as Brandon

  • (Brendan Sexton III) "Get off me. I'm the one that makes the first move."

Heather Matarazzo as Dawn Weiner

  • (Heather Matarazzo) "Ring Dings, Pop Tarts, whatever. I can make Jell-O."
  • (Heather Matarazzo) "I don't want to go to Disney World."
  • (Mark Weiner) "Don't be stupid. If nothing else, it'll look good on your college résumé."
  • (Heather Matarazzo) "I don't mean to be a c***."
  • (Heather Matarazzo) "Who took them?"
  • (Eric Mabius) "Valerie Mondello. She's the photo editor of the yearbook."
  • (Heather Matarazzo) "Was she your girlfriend?"
  • (Eric Mabius) "For a few days. It was worth it, though, don't you think?"
  • (Heather Matarazzo) "Troy, are you okay?"
  • (Scott Coogan) "Leave me alone, Wienerdog."
  • (Heather Matarazzo) "Why do you hate me?"
  • (Victoria Davis) "Because you're ugly."
  • (Heather Matarazzo) "Want to see my fingers?"
  • (Heather Matarazzo) "I was fighting back."
  • (Mrs. Weiner) "Who told you to fight back?"

Dimitri DeFresco as Ralphie

  • (Dimitri DeFresco) "You think you're hot s***, but you're really just cold diarrhea."

Daria Kalinina as Missy Wiener

  • (Daria Kalinina) "We're having a party."
  • (Heather Matarazzo) "What for?"
  • (Mark Weiner) "Mom and Dad's 20th, dinghead."

Victoria Davis as Lolita

  • (Victoria Davis) "You didn't come in here to wash your hands."
  • (Heather Matarazzo) "Y; yes, I did."
  • (Victoria Davis) "You came in here to take a s***."
  • (Heather Matarazzo) "No, really. I don't have to go. My hands were just dirty, that's all."
  • (Victoria Davis) "Liar. I can smell you from here."

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