Welcome Wagon (Veronica Mars) Quotes

Welcome Wagon (Veronica Mars) is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Welcome Wagon ended in 1970.

Welcome Wagon (Veronica Mars) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "It's not often you get to see bikini babes in their natural habitat. Such gentle, yet elusive, creatures."

• (Unnamed) "If college is a boy buffet, she's got two full plates and a purse full of boys wrapped in napkins."

• (Unnamed) "This girl, she's our age? And she's a detective? Is she also a cartoon?"

• (Unnamed) "Ass like Marky-Mark, and the entire Funky Bunch."

• (Unnamed) "Took this side. I hope that's cool."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, no sweat. I rarely wear clothes indoors, I hope that's cool."
• (Unnamed) "That's not cool at all."

• (Unnamed) "Did you make any friends?"
• (Unnamed) "Lord, no."
• (Unnamed) "Enemies?"
• (Unnamed) "Eh --"
• (Unnamed) "Well, if it is a day that ends in Y."

• (Unnamed) "And you call yourselves college men. Where are the posters of beer and half naked ladies?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, they're behind the case of porn and my shot glass collection."

• (Unnamed) "Guess who I saw on campus today?"
• (Unnamed) "Some girl going wild? As I understand it, it happens all the time in college. I'm on the verge of it right now."

• (Unnamed) "Boom goes the dynamite."

• (Unnamed) "Breasts or holy grail guitar?"

• (Unnamed) "Hot dog."
• (Unnamed) "Hot dog?"
• (Unnamed) "It's an expression of excitement and enthusiasm. Joe and Frank Hardy and I used to say "Hot dog." all the time, while we were waiting for the carhop to bring us our malteds at the drive-in."
• (Unnamed) "Drive-in?"
• (Unnamed) "I hate you."
• (Unnamed) "You love me."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, but it's all instinct."

• (Unnamed) "I don't know Veronica."
• (Unnamed) "I track down the bad guys, call you, you make the bust. You know what that makes everyone Sacks? A winner."

• (Unnamed) "So gang, are we ready to rock?"
• (Unnamed) "No."
• (Unnamed) "Not particularly."
• (Unnamed) "That's the spirit."

• (Unnamed) "Sorry Vinnie, I have some business of my own."
• (Unnamed) "A hit? I hear there's good money in that. How does one break in? Is there a union? Put in a good word for me."

• (Unnamed) "Didn't think it was possible to make you more butch. Stupid, stupid Logan."

• (Unnamed) "Veronica, there are some things in life where you will have to defer to my age and experience. And that, sweet child of mine, is the Chrysler building."
• (Unnamed) "Hmm -- senility -- that comes with age too right?"

• (Unnamed) "Woof. You should seriously consider going pro in that."

• (Unnamed) "My brother never cared about you, you know. You were just his beard."

• (Unnamed) "Your room key? What if I drop in unexpectedly? The other girls will have to -"
• (Unnamed) "But you know there's no one else. I only want you. You ought to know that by now."
• (Unnamed) "What, no quip?"

• (Unnamed) "A Saturn for a Mars."
• (Unnamed) "In Neptune. Yeah, the planets really aligned for this one. Now, move Uranus, the mercury's rising."

• (Unnamed) "I took this side, I hope that's cool?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah. I rarely wear clothes inside, I hope that's cool?"
• (Unnamed) "That's not cool, man."

• (Unnamed) "I just ignored all the spoiler alerts, which I know is kind of douchebaggy, but --"

• (Unnamed) "Here it is, first day of college. What do you say, Veronica? New school, fresh start; how about you try not to piss anyone off this time around?"

• (Unnamed) "Qu'est-ce que c'est FRAK?"

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