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What About Bob? Quotes

What About Bob? is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . What About Bob? stopped airing in 1970.

It features Laura Ziskin as producer, Miles Goodman in charge of musical score, and Michael Ballhaus as head of cinematography.

What About Bob? is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of What About Bob? is 98 minutes long. What About Bob? is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Richard Dreyfuss as Dr. Leo Marvin, Bill Murray as Bob Wiley, Charlie Korsmo as Siggy, Julie Hagerty as Fay Marvin, Tom Aldredge as Mr. Guttman, Susan Willis as Mrs. Guttman, Doris Belack as Dr. Catherine Tomsky, Fran Brill as Lily Marvin, Roger Bowen as Phil, and Kathryn Erbe as Anna Marvin.

What About Bob? Quotes

Bill Murray as Bob Wiley

  • (Bill Murray) "-- baby step onto the elevator -- baby step into the elevator -- I'm in the elevator."
  • (Bill Murray) "AHHHHHHHHHHHH."
  • (Bill Murray) "Hi, I'm Bob. Would you knock me out, please? Just hit me in the face."
  • (Bill Murray) "s***-for-brains."
  • (Charlie Korsmo) "Butthead."
  • (Bill Murray) "Dingleberry butt."
  • (Charlie Korsmo) "Snot face."
  • (Bill Murray) "Vulture Vomit."
  • (Charlie Korsmo) "Turkey tits. Belch breath."
  • (Bill Murray) "The doctor draws two circles and says "What do you see?" the guy says "Sex.""
  • (Bill Murray) "Wait a minute, I haven't even told the joke yet. So the doctor draws trees, "What do you see?" the guy says "sex". The doctor draws a car, owl, "Sex, sex, sex". The doctor says to him "You are obsessed with sex", he replies "Well you're the one drawing all the dirty pictures.""
  • (Bill Murray) "Ahoy. Excuse me officer, can you make sure he's home by 7?"
  • (Motorcycle Cop) "Hey, didn't I see that guy on TV?"
  • (Bill Murray) "Goodbye, rat-dick suck-nut."
  • (Charlie Korsmo) "Bye, dog-pissing-barf."
  • (Richard Dreyfuss) "Sigmund."
  • (Bill Murray) "Later, testicle-head bosom-beaver."
  • (Bill Murray) "Good Morning America's here."
  • (Bill Murray) "Oh, Fay, this is so scrumptious. Is this hand-shucked?"
  • (Bill Murray) "You ever hear of Tourette's syndrome? Involuntarily shouting profanity?"
  • (Richard Dreyfuss) "It's exceptionally rare."
  • (Bill Murray) "s***-eating son-of-a-bitch. Bastard, douche-bag, twat, numb-nuts, dickhead, BITCH."
  • (Richard Dreyfuss) "Why exactly are you doing this?"
  • (Bill Murray) "If I fake it, then I don't have it."
  • (Bill Murray) "What if I'm looking for a bathroom, I can't find one, and my bladder explodes?"
  • (Bill Murray) "Isn't this a breakthrough, that I'm a sailor? I sail? I sail now?"
  • (Richard Dreyfuss) "Keep sailing, Bob."
  • (Bill Murray) "What are we doing?"
  • (Richard Dreyfuss) "Death Therapy, Bob. It's a guaranteed cure."
  • (Bill Murray) "I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful -- I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful -- I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful --"
  • (Bill Murray) "Baby step to four o'clock. Baby step to four o'clock."
  • (Bill Murray) "Leo, I see salt and pepper -- is there a salt substitute?"
  • (Bill Murray) "-- baby steps get on the bus, baby steps down the aisle, baby steps --"
  • (Bill Murray) "Well, I get dizzy spells, nausea, cold sweats, hot sweats, fever blisters, difficulty breathing, difficulty swallowing, blurred vision, involuntary trembling, dead hands, numb lips, fingernail sensitivity, pelvic discomfort."
  • (Richard Dreyfuss) "So the real question is, what is the crisis Bob? What is it you're truly afraid of?"
  • (Bill Murray) "What if my heart stops beating? What if I'm looking for a bathroom, I can't find it, and -- my bladder explodes?"
  • (Bill Murray) "It reminds me of my favorite poem, which is, "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic -- and so am I.""
  • (Bill Murray) "Excuse me, Phil, but with these particular symptoms, is Prozac the right choice?"
  • (Fran Brill) "You think Prozac is a mistake?"
  • (Bill Murray) "Well, with this kind of manic episode, I would think Librium might be a more effective management tool."
  • (Roger Bowen) "You could be right. I'll rewrite the prescription."
  • (Bill Murray) "Good morning, Gil. I said, good morning, Gil."

Richard Dreyfuss as Dr. Leo Marvin

  • (Richard Dreyfuss) "Why are you always wearing black? What is it with you and this death fixation?"
  • (Charlie Korsmo) "Maybe I'm in mourning for my lost childhood."
  • (Richard Dreyfuss) "I want some peace and quiet."
  • (Bill Murray) "Well, I'll be quiet."
  • (Charlie Korsmo) "I'll be peace."
  • (Richard Dreyfuss) "This is black powder, Bob. One teaspoon of this stuff can blow up a tree stump. There we go."
  • (Bill Murray) "And, how much is this?"
  • (Richard Dreyfuss) "Twenty pounds worth."
  • (Richard Dreyfuss) "On Wednesday we'll eat Gil -- on Thursday we'll eat Bob. Ha ha ha, no no no, that's going too far."
  • (Richard Dreyfuss) "You understand, don't you? There's no other solution. You won't go away."
  • (Bill Murray) "I will."
  • (Richard Dreyfuss) "No, you won't. You're just saying you will. But then, after I don't kill you, you'll show up again. And you'll do something else to make everyone in my life think you are wonderful and I'm a schmuck. But I'm not a schmuck, Bob, and I'm not going to let you breeze into town and take my family away from me, just because you're crazy enough to be fun."
  • (Richard Dreyfuss) "Are you married?"
  • (Bill Murray) "I'm divorced."
  • (Richard Dreyfuss) "Would you like to talk about that?"
  • (Bill Murray) "There are two types of people in this world: Those who like Neil Diamond, and those who don't. My ex-wife loves him."
  • (Richard Dreyfuss) "I see. So, what you're saying is that even though you are an almost-paralyzed, multiphobic personality who is in a constant state of panic, your wife did not leave you, you left her because she -- liked Neil Diamond?"
  • (Richard Dreyfuss) "Oh, damn -- Son-of-a-bitch-and-BOB."
  • (Richard Dreyfuss) "You do understand, Bob, don't you? There's no other solution. You won't go away."
  • (Bill Murray) "Oh, yes I will."
  • (Richard Dreyfuss) "You think he's gone? He's not gone. That's the whole point. He's never gone."
  • (Bill Murray) "Is this some radical new therapy?"
  • (Richard Dreyfuss) "YOU SEE?"

Tom Aldredge as Mr. Guttman

  • (Tom Aldredge) "Hello, Dr. Marvin. The house looks good."
  • (Susan Willis) "Burn in hell, Dr. Marvin."

Charlie Korsmo as Siggy

  • (Charlie Korsmo) "I mean, my Dad just dropped me in the water, without warning me first. I mean, I nearly drowned. My whole life flashed before my eyes."
  • (Bill Murray) "Wow, you're lucky you're only twelve."
  • (Charlie Korsmo) "It was still grim."
  • (Charlie Korsmo) "Goodbye, green-puking pissant."
  • (Bill Murray) "Later, barf-breath douche-mouth."

Doris Belack as Dr. Catherine Tomsky

  • (Doris Belack) "If you want to be rid of him, just tell him you won't treat him anymore."
  • (Richard Dreyfuss) "Catherine, that's easy for you to say. The man is, is like, like human Krazy Glue."
  • (Doris Belack) "You should never have let him sleep in your pajamas, Leo."
  • (Richard Dreyfuss) "I can't believe that I'm hearing this."
  • (Doris Belack) "Relax, Leo."
  • (Richard Dreyfuss) "I'm relaxed."
  • (Doris Belack) "Take a vacation."
  • (Richard Dreyfuss) "I'M ON VACATION."
  • (Doris Belack) "Maybe you should check in here for a few days. Get a handle on things."

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