What Planet Are You From? Quotes

What Planet Are You From? is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . What Planet Are You From? ended its run in 1970.

It features Neil Machlis, Mike Nichols, and Garry Shandling as producer, Carter Burwell in charge of musical score, and Michael Ballhaus as head of cinematography.

What Planet Are You From? is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of What Planet Are You From? is 105 minutes long. What Planet Are You From? is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Greg Kinnear as Perry Gordon, Ben Kingsley as Graydon, John Goodman as Roland Jones, Annette Bening as Susan Anderson, Linda Fiorentino as Helen Gordon, and Garry Shandling as Harold Anderson.

What Planet Are You From? Quotes

Ben Kingsley as Graydon

• (Ben Kingsley) "You appear intelligent, but when you open your mouth the effect is spoiled."

Greg Kinnear as Perry Gordon

• (Greg Kinnear) "You're marrying a woman you've never had sex with? Are you insane? Didn't you see The Crying Game? You think she's got the goods under her skirt, you lift it up, it's Oscar Meyer time."

John Goodman as Roland Jones

• (John Goodman) "I've got an alien, I've got an alien."

Annette Bening as Susan Anderson

• (Annette Bening) "We've been screwing for 21 hours non-stop."

• (Annette Bening) "I never thought I'd say it, but I can't take any more."

Linda Fiorentino as Helen Gordon

• (Linda Fiorentino) "You're making a noise."
• (Garry Shandling) "That's my penis. It hums."
• (Linda Fiorentino) "I guess it doesn't know the words. Well, I can teach it a few."

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