What's My Line (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

What's My Line (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) is a television program that first aired in 1970 . What's My Line completed its run in 1970.

What's My Line (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

• (Oz) "Ooh, yeah, please don't. I don't do thanks. I get all red. Have to bail. It's not pretty."

• (Kendra) "You tink he might help us?"
• (Buffy) "I tink we might make him."

• (Xander) "Man, that guy got major neck in his day."

• (Kendra) "You talk about slaying like it's a job. It's not. It's who you are."
• (Buffy) "Did you get that from your handbook?"
• (Kendra) "From you."

• (Kendra) "Dis one is dirty. I can feel it."
• (Buffy) "That's really good for you percepto girl, but we're not gonna get anything out of him if he's oh, say, unconscious."

• (Xander) "Dorkhead? You slash me with your words."

• (Xander) "A Slayer, huh? I knew this 'I'm the only one. I'm the only one' thing was just an attention-getter."

• (Spike) "And if Dru dies -- your little Rebecca of Sunnyhell Farm and all her mates are spared her coming out party."

• (Giles) "And you are called?"
• (Kendra) "I am the Vampire Slayer."
• (Buffy) "We got that part, honey. He means your name."
• (Kendra) "Oh -- They call me Kendra. I have no last name, sir."
• (Buffy) "Can you say, "stuck in the eighties"?"

• (Kendra) "Dat's me favorite shirt -- Dat's me only shirt."

• (Xander) "Welcome. So, you're a slayer, huh? I like that in a woman."
• (Kendra) "I-I hope -- I tank you, I mean, sir, um -- I will be of service."
• (Xander) "Great. Good. It's good to be a giver."

• (Buffy) "You and bug people, Xander. What's up with that?"
• (Xander) "No, but this dude was completely different than praying mantis lady. He was a man of bugs. Not a man who was a bug."

• (Xander) "What are you doin'?"
• (Cordelia) "Going to see if he's gone."
• (Xander) "That's brilliant. What if he isn't?"
• (Cordelia) "Oh, right. You think we should just slack here and hope that somebody else decides to be a hero? Sorry, forgot I was stranded with a loser."
• (Xander) "And yet I never forgot that I'm stuck with the numb-brain who let Mr. Mutant in the house in the first place."
• (Cordelia) "He looked normal."
• (Xander) "What? Is he supposed to have an arrow with the word 'assassin' over his head? All it took was the prospect of a free makeover, and you licked his hand like a big, dumb dog."

• (Buffy) "Could ya stop with the slayer thing? I'm the damn slayer."

• (Spike) "Are you tripping? You bring her here? Now?"

• (Buffy) "I woulda kicked your butt in the end, and ya know why? No imagination."
• (Kendra) "Really? Ya tink so?"
• (Buffy) "Oh, I know so. You're good, but power alone isn't enough. A good fighter needs to know how to improvise, to go with the flow. Seriously, don't get me wrong, you really do have potential."
• (Kendra) "Potential? I could wipe the floor with you right now."

• (Spike) "Now we just let them come to a simmering boil, then remove to a low flame."

• (Buffy) "Kendra, my emotions give me power. They're total assets."

• (Xander) "Hey, larvae boy. Yeah, that's right, I'm talking to you, you big cootie."

• (Giles) "There are forty-three churches in Sunnydale? That seems a little excessive."
• (Willow) "It's the extra evil vibe from the Hellmouth. Makes people pray harder."

• (Oz) "Well, I sorta test well. Y'know, which is cool. Except that it leads to jobs."
• (Willow) "Well, don't you have some ambition?"
• (Oz) "Oh, yeah. Yeah. E-flat diminished ninth."
• (Willow) "Huh?"
• (Oz) "Well, the E-flat, it's-it's doable. But it's that diminished ninth, you know, it's a man's chord. You could lose a finger."

• (Drusilla) "Say uncle. Oh, that's right, you killed my uncle."

• (Giles) "Good Lord. You were dead, Buffy."
• (Buffy) "I was only gone for a minute."
• (Giles) "Clearly it doesn't matter how long you were gone. You were physically dead, thus causing the activation of the-the next slayer."
• (Kendra) "She died?"
• (Buffy) "Just a little."

• (Buffy) "You can attack me, you can send assassins after me, that's fine. But nobody messes with my boyfriend."

• (Kendra) "Wiggy?"
• (Buffy) "Ya know: No kicko, no fighto."

• (Oz) "Oh, look, monkey. And he has a little hat, and little pants."
• (Willow) "Yeah, I-I see."
• (Oz) "The monkey's the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes, you know that?"
• (Oz) "You have the sweetest smile I've ever seen. So I'm wonderin', do the other cookie animals feel sorta ripped? Like is the hippo goin', "Hey man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity." And, you know, the monkey's just, "I mock you with my monkey pants." And then there's a big coup in the zoo."
• (Willow) "The monkey is French?"
• (Oz) "All monkeys are French. You didn't know that?"
• (Willow) "No."

• (Kendra) "I don't hug."
• (Buffy) "Right, no. Good. Hate -- hugs."

• (Buffy) "Back off, Pink Ranger."

• (Buffy) "Ooo, good plan. Let's go. Charge."
• (Giles) "Buffy."
• (Buffy) "It's a little more complicated than that, John Wayne."

• (Cordelia) "I can't believe that I'm stuck spending what will probably be my last few moments on earth here with you."
• (Xander) "I hope these are my last moments. Three more seconds with you and I'm gonna --"
• (Cordelia) "'I'm gonna' what? Coward."
• (Xander) "Moron."
• (Cordelia) "I hate you."
• (Xander) "I hate you."
• (Xander) "We so need to get outta here."
• (Cordelia) "Uh-huh."

• (Buffy) "It's your lucky day, Spike."
• (Kendra) "Two Slayers."
• (Buffy) "No waiting."

• (Xander) "Oh, here we go. I am the bug man, coo-coo ca-choo."

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