What's the Worst That Could Happen? Quotes

What's the Worst That Could Happen? is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . What's the Worst That Could Happen? ended in 1970.

It features Lawrence Turman as producer, Tyler Bates in charge of musical score, and Anastas N. Michols as head of cinematography.

What's the Worst That Could Happen? is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of What's the Worst That Could Happen? is 94 minutes long. What's the Worst That Could Happen? is distributed by MGM Distribution Co..

The cast includes: John Leguizamo as Berger, Danny DeVito as Max Fairbanks, Glenne Headly as Gloria, Bernie Mac as Uncle Jack, Sascha Knopf as Tracey Kimberly, Carmen Ejogo as Amber Bellhaven, Nora Dunn as Lutetia Fairbanks, and GQ as Shelly Nix.

What's the Worst That Could Happen? Quotes

Danny DeVito as Max Fairbanks

• (Unnamed) "Sell the house."
• (Danny DeVito) "Up yours, you fat pig."
• (Unnamed) "Why is it that every time Kevin's in trouble, we drop our things, but when I want help, you act like you're through a tunnel and can't hear me?"
• (Unnamed) "Maybe because I like Kevin."

• (Danny DeVito) "f*** you. f*** you. f*** you. f*** you."

• (Danny DeVito) "I robbed a thief. How can you not see the humor in that?"

• (Danny DeVito) "Nobody talks to me that way. NOBODY."
• (Glenne Headly) "I do."
• (Danny DeVito) "That turns me on."

Sascha Knopf as Tracey Kimberly

• (Sascha Knopf) "Massaging you is like kneading dough. And as for the sex, let me be honest. It's like sleeping with a damp sheep."

John Leguizamo as Berger

• (John Leguizamo) "He says with that price, camel can dance up pyramid. It loses in translation."

• (John Leguizamo) "You ever read the papers?"
• (Unnamed) "I used to, but the news kept changing."

• (Unnamed) "Come on boys, pull daddy like a chariot."
• (John Leguizamo) "This is straight out of a Hitchcock movie. I think I'm feeling vertigo."

Nora Dunn as Lutetia Fairbanks

• (Nora Dunn) "Max, you may be a butthole, but you're my butthole."

Glenne Headly as Gloria

• (Glenne Headly) "Tread a level course."
• (Danny DeVito) "What did the Boston Times call me?"
• (Glenne Headly) "The Dark Prince of Plunder."

Bernie Mac as Uncle Jack

• (Bernie Mac) "Now this is entertainment."

Carmen Ejogo as Amber Bellhaven

• (Carmen Ejogo) "Very hip. Very cool. Very Vegas in the sixties."

GQ as Shelly Nix

• (GQ) "Piece of cake. It's no harder than shutting down AOL for an hour. Not that I'd have any interest."

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