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When You Wish Upon a Weinstein Quotes

When You Wish Upon a Weinstein is a television show that debuted in 1970 . When You Wish Upon a Weinstein ended its run in 1970.

When You Wish Upon a Weinstein Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "So you couldn't date her because she was a tickler."
  • (George Costanza) "A tickler."
  • (Unnamed) "And you're not a stickler for a tickler."
  • (George Costanza) "Not a stickler for a tickler."
  • (Unnamed) "You're not a tickler stickler."
  • (George Costanza) "Not a tickler stickler."
  • (Unnamed) "Where the hell is the remote?"
  • (Unnamed) "Nothing else has worked so far/So I'll wish upon a star/Wondrous, dancing speck of light/I need a Jew/Lois makes me take the rap/'Cause our checkbook looks like crap/Since I can't give her a slap/I need a Jew/Where to find/A Baum or Steen or Stein/To teach me how to whine and do my taxes?"
  • (Unnamed) "They better not be expecting us to give money, because I gave at church last Sunday, and I'm pretty sure it all goes to the same God."
  • (Unnamed) "Mom, can Stewie and me be excused? He's gonna help me with my math."
  • (Unnamed) "Chris, he's just a baby."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, you're a regular Rhodes scholar. Where was it you graduated from again, hmm? The university of "DUHHHH?""

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