Where the Boys Are '84 Quotes

Where the Boys Are '84 is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Where the Boys Are '84 stopped airing in 1970.

It features Allan Carr as producer, Sylvester Levay in charge of musical score, and James A. Contner as head of cinematography.

Where the Boys Are '84 is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Where the Boys Are '84 is 94 minutes long. Where the Boys Are '84 is distributed by TriStar Pictures.

The cast includes: Howard McGillin as Chip, Lorna Luft as Carole Singer, Lynn-Holly Johnson as Laurie Jameson, Lisa Hartman Black as Jennie Cooper, Wendy Schaal as Sandra Roxbury, Christopher McDonald as Tony, Louise Sorel as Barbara Roxbury, Alana Stewart as Maggie, and Russell Todd as Scott Nash.

Where the Boys Are '84 Quotes

Lynn-Holly Johnson as Laurie Jameson

• (Lynn-Holly Johnson) "Sandra, we're going to Fort Lauderdale for ten days. All you need is a bikini, and a diaphram."

• (Lynn-Holly Johnson) "Yeah? So where's the rest of it? I'll see you in small claims court."

• (Lynn-Holly Johnson) "S.A. Major S.A."
• (Lisa Hartman Black) "What's an "S.A."?"
• (Lynn-Holly Johnson) "Stud Alert, you nun. I'm givin' that guy a ride."

Lorna Luft as Carole Singer

• (Lorna Luft) "What d'you got in there?"
• (Lynn-Holly Johnson) "Uh, one bottle of a hundred and fifty proof rum, birth control pills, some Midol, my father's American Express card, king sized bottle of Alka-Seltzer 2, one sexy black teddy, a lid o' grass, and a -- quarter, just in case I have to call home. I think that oughta get me through the night."
• (Lorna Luft) "That could get me through the rest of my life."

Howard McGillin as Chip

• (Howard McGillin) "Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh yeah. Oh. Oh, that was so good. Mmm. Almost five years 'n' it just keeps getting better, you know, Carole? Carole?"
• (Lorna Luft) "I think we need separate vacations."

Wendy Schaal as Sandra Roxbury

• (Wendy Schaal) "Fort Lauderdale is a zoo. It's full o' millions of guys who are just lookin' for animal sex and debauchery."
• (Lynn-Holly Johnson) "Exactly, that's why we're going."

Russell Todd as Scott Nash

• (Unnamed) "Mr. Bullhorn: Attention, attention. This is Mr. Bullhorn. Don't miss the Bootlegger Hot Bod Contest. The bigger the boobs, the bigger the bucks."
• (Russell Todd) "Hello --"
• (Lorna Luft) "Oh, forget it."
• (Lisa Hartman Black) "Come on, Carole."
• (Russell Todd) "Jeff. You're in the Hot Bod contest with Carole. I want you firm, and I want you pumped."
• (Unnamed) "Right, buddy."
• (Lorna Luft) "C'mon, why does it have to be me? This is really embarrassing."
• (Lisa Hartman Black) "No, it isn't, it would be so much fun, and besides, you've had years of dance lessons."
• (Lorna Luft) "Jennie, that was ballet. I don't think the Hot Bod is looking for a new Giselle."

Christopher McDonald as Tony

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Louise Sorel as Barbara Roxbury

• (Louise Sorel) "First my party's ruined, then my house is destroyed. Now someone's stolen my car."
• (Alana Stewart) "As I've always said, Barbara, you throw one hell of a party."

Lisa Hartman Black as Jennie Cooper

• (Unnamed) "Hi y'all. I'm from Texas A and M."
• (Lisa Hartman Black) "Looks more like Texas S and M."

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