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Where the Spies Are Quotes

Where the Spies Are is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Where the Spies Are stopped airing in 1970.

It features Val Guest as producer, Mario Nascimbene in charge of musical score, and Arthur Grant (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Where the Spies Are is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Where the Spies Are is 110 minutes long. Where the Spies Are is distributed by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.

The cast includes: David Niven as Dr. Jason Love, John Le Mesurier as MacGillivray, Françoise Dorléac as Vikki, Nigel Davenport as Parkington, Ronald Radd as Stanilaus, Basil Dignam as Major Harding, and Geoffrey Bayldon as Lecturer.

Where the Spies Are Quotes

David Niven as Dr. Jason Love

  • (David Niven) "What do we do now?"
  • (Nigel Davenport) "We do the professional thing. We have a drink."
  • (David Niven) "You mean, we just; walk out the door?"
  • (Nigel Davenport) "Well, I'm not climbing out the bloody window."
  • (David Niven) "When you look at me like that, I'd tell you everything. I'd give you my spy kit, my password, identity papers, travelers checks, everything."
  • (Françoise Dorléac) "So, I must not tempt you."
  • (David Niven) "Oh, please do. See how good I'd be under torture."
  • (David Niven) "I'm not a Russian."
  • (Basil Dignam) "A Limey. What do you know."

Françoise Dorléac as Vikki

  • (Françoise Dorléac) "It's such a stupid story, it must be true."
  • (David Niven) "What's your stupid story?"
  • (Françoise Dorléac) "I don't tell this to everyone; but, my mother was Mata Hari and my father was Sherlock Holmes."
  • (Françoise Dorléac) "Don't do that. Don't do that. Stop making me do it again. Don't do that."
  • (Françoise Dorléac) "Oh, when you look at me like that, I'm almost tempted to give it to you."
  • (David Niven) "Oh, that's wonderful -- No, wait a minute, wait; wait, wait, wait. I said I'd do a job. I better get it over with first."
  • (Françoise Dorléac) "You, English; are such boy scouts."
  • (Françoise Dorléac) "Fix yourself a drink, there. I better get out of these pajamas."
  • (David Niven) "Call me if you need any help. After all, we're in this thing together."

Geoffrey Bayldon as Lecturer

  • (Geoffrey Bayldon) "We English are conservative and resist progress."

Ronald Radd as Stanilaus

  • (Ronald Radd) "Your code book? I take it you are no longer using "The Oxford Book of Verse"."
  • (David Niven) "No, we've changed that."
  • (Ronald Radd) "What is the new one?"
  • (David Niven) "The "Kama Sutra"."
  • (Ronald Radd) "The "Kama Sutra"?"
  • (David Niven) "Oh, but it's the English language edition."
  • (Ronald Radd) "This book is banned in our country."
  • (David Niven) "That's precisely why the chose it."

Basil Dignam as Major Harding

  • (Basil Dignam) "Alright, out you come, Bill, Tom. Come on, fellas, at the double -- We got to evacuate all the Eskimos."

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