White Chicks Quotes

White Chicks is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . White Chicks stopped airing in 1970.

It features Rick Alvarez, Lee R. Mayes, Keenen Ivory Wayans, and Marlon Wayans; Shawn Wayans as producer, Teddy Castellucci in charge of musical score, and Steven Bernstein (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

White Chicks is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of White Chicks is 109 minutes long. White Chicks is distributed by Sony Pictures Releasing.

The cast includes: Jaime King as Heather Vandergeld, Brittany Daniel as Megan Vandergeld, Marlon Wayans as Marcus Copeland, Shawn Wayans as Kevin Copeland, Terry Crews as Latrell Spencer, Anne Dudek as Tiffany Wilson, Jennifer Carpenter as Lisa, Eddie Velez as Agent Vincent Gomez, Frankie Faison as Section Chief Elliott Gordon, and Evangeline Lilly as Party Boy.

White Chicks Quotes

Anne Dudek as Tiffany Wilson

• (Anne Dudek) "I am so -- frick-in' -- pissed."

Terry Crews as Latrell Spencer

• (Terry Crews) "Oh the deception. The betrayal. Man you deceived me."
• (Marlon Wayans) "Look man"
• (Terry Crews) "Negro please. Didn't any one tell you that this was an all white party, huh? Someone get this jiggaboo away from me."

• (Terry Crews) "White meat only."

• (Terry Crews) "She don't know it yet -- But that's 'Wifey' right there."

Marlon Wayans as Marcus Copeland

• (Marlon Wayans) "I don't see why I gotta go out with Buffy the White Girl Slayer"

• (Marlon Wayans) "Look King Kong. Why don't you take you and your "1980 pick-up lines", climb all the way up to the top of the Empire State building, beat on your big old monkey chest and then jump off? Excuse me."

• (Marlon Wayans) "You hit like a bitch. C'mon."

• (Marlon Wayans) "Take good care of him, oh, and teach him how to say "Yo quiero Taco Bell". Kay?"

Shawn Wayans as Kevin Copeland

• (Shawn Wayans) "Sorry. Um -- um -- They're new. Dr. Dorfman did an amazing job."
• (Marlon Wayans) "They feel so real."
• (Agent Jake Harper) "Hi. I, I, um -- I need a credit card, please. And, and some I.D., please."
• (Shawn Wayans) "Credit card? I.D.? I'm so freakin' pissed. First of all, I go to Dr. Dorf and he totally messes up my nose job. I ask him to make me look like Gwyneth Paltrow -- I get off the surgery table looking like freakin' Shrek. Then I get here, and Mr. Harper makes me feel like I'm some dumb blonde with fake boobs going to a Hugh Hefner party."
• (Agent Jake Harper) "No, I-I didn't mean to offend you; it's just, it's -- it's protocol."
• (Shawn Wayans) "I'm gonna have a B.F.."
• (Marlon Wayans) "Oh, my God -- She's gonna have a bitch fit."
• (Agent Jake Harper) "No, no, no, d-d-don't have a-a-a B.F. now."
• (Shawn Wayans) "I wanna speak to your supervisor. Better yet, I'm gonna write a letter."
• (Marlon Wayans) "You are in big trouble."
• (Shawn Wayans) "Dear -- Mr -- Royal -- Hampton. I -- am -- a -- white -- woman -- in -- America."
• (Frankie Faison) "Ladies, is there a problem here?"
• (Shawn Wayans) "Yes."
• (Agent Jake Harper) "No. Sir, no, no, there's -- there's no problem."
• (Frankie Faison) "These are two of our VIP guests. Issue them keys. Immediately."
• (Agent Jake Harper) "Yes, sir."
• (Marlon Wayans) "V. I. P. Learn your acronyms, okay?"
• (Shawn Wayans) "What a sweetheart."
• (Frankie Faison) "Enjoy your stay."
• (Shawn Wayans) "Has anyone ever told you you look just like Denzel Washington?"
• (Frankie Faison) "Yeah, actually I have heard it once -- or twice."
• (Shawn Wayans) "What a beautiful chocolate man. Beautiful."

• (Shawn Wayans) "Forget him, Marcus. We can do this ourselves. Look, all we gotta is if, if, if --"
• (Marlon Wayans) "Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. "We?" Kevin, this ain't about "we." It's never been. It's about you. You come up with some stupid idea and I'm dumb enough to go along with it. And look where its gotten me, Kevin. I just lost my wife and my job because of you. So, don't tell me about "we" no more, all right?"

• (Shawn Wayans) "Gimme that."
• (Purse Snatcher) "Jesus, lady. All this for just a hand bag?"
• (Shawn Wayans) "It's not "just" a hand bag. It's Prada."

• (Shawn Wayans) "I'm gonna have a BF."
• (Marlon Wayans) "Oh, my God, she's gonna have a bitch fit."
• (Unnamed) "No, don't d-d-d-don't have a, a, a BF now."
• (Shawn Wayans) "I wanna speak to your supervisor. Better yet, I'm gonna write a letter."
• (Marlon Wayans) "You, are in big, trouble."
• (Shawn Wayans) "Dear Mister Royal Hampton. I am a white woman, in America."

• (Shawn Wayans) "How about this?"
• (Jennifer Carpenter) "You bitch thats so terrible."
• (Shawn Wayans) "Ok im going to go get help ok, you need professional help."
• (Jennifer Carpenter) "ok. ok."
• (Shawn Wayans) "Dr Phil."

Eddie Velez as Agent Vincent Gomez

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Jennifer Carpenter as Lisa

• (Jennifer Carpenter) "I'm Carnie Wilson before my gastric bypass surgery."
• (Shawn Wayans) "This one goes with your skin tone."
• (Jennifer Carpenter) "Somebody throw Shamu back in the ocean."
• (Jennifer Carpenter) "Whoo."

• (Jennifer Carpenter) "Hi I'm Cellulite Sally; look at my huge ba-donkey. Don't forget about me, I'm Backfat Betty. Now who could have said that? Oh yeah, it's Tina the Talking Tummy."
• (Jennifer Carpenter) "I can't even wear a short skirt and a top without looking like a fat pig."

Brittany Daniel as Megan Vandergeld

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Evangeline Lilly as Party Boy

• (Evangeline Lilly) "Don't hate me 'cause you ain't me."

Jaime King as Heather Vandergeld

• (Jaime King) "Look who just flew in from the slums of Beverly Hills."
• (Brittany Daniel) "It's the Beverly Ho-Billies."
• (Marlon Wayans) "Squeeze me?"
• (Shawn Wayans) "Oh no, you didn't?"
• (Marlon Wayans) "I'm sorry, but uhm -- we just saw your new video. Yea, they had a screening over at Saks Fifth Avenue in the security office"
• (Marlon Wayans) "A klept-ho-maniac."
• (Brittany Daniel) "Your mother shops at Saks."
• (Marlon Wayans) "What?"
• (Shawn Wayans) "Oh my God. You want to talk about mothers? You wanna talk about mothers. It's mother time, okay. Your mother's so dumb she went to Dr Dre for a Pap smear. "Something's wrong, Dr Dre. My coochie's doing a beatbox.""
• (Jaime King) "Well yea? Your mother's so stupid she exercises when she could just get like, liposuction or something."
• (Marlon Wayans) "Your mother's so old that her breast milk is powdered. You breast-feed like this:"
• (Jaime King) "Your mother is so, like -- She's so --"
• (Jaime King) "Megan you go."
• (Brittany Daniel) "Your mother is so stupid that she goes to Barney's Rooftop Deck Restaurant for lunch and orders a niçoise salad and calls it a 'ni-coise' salad. 'Ni-coise' salad, right?"
• (Marlon Wayans) "Your mother's ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, "Only in America.""

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