White Christmas (film) Quotes

White Christmas (film) is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . White Christmas completed its run in 1970.

It features Robert Emmett Dolan as producer, Irving Berlin in charge of musical score, and Loyal Griggs as head of cinematography.

White Christmas (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of White Christmas (film) is 120 minutes long. White Christmas (film) is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Danny Kaye as Phil Davis, Bing Crosby as Bob Wallace, Barrie Chase as Doris, Rosemary Clooney as Betty Haynes, Vera-Ellen as Judy Haynes, and Mary Wickes as Emma Allen.

White Christmas (film) Quotes

Danny Kaye as Phil Davis

• (Danny Kaye) "Gosh, I hope I can take the electric blanket back."
• (Bing Crosby) "Where you got that?"
• (Danny Kaye) "Under the underwear."
• (Bing Crosby) "Oh, you'll get a nice tan."

• (Danny Kaye) "My dear partner, when what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting, whatever it is you've got left."
• (Bing Crosby) "When I figure out what that means I'll come up with a crushing reply."

• (Danny Kaye) "Let's face it, Bob. You're a lonely, miserable man."
• (Bing Crosby) "What?"

• (Danny Kaye) "Mr. Wallace was just saying how remarkable it was that Benny Haynes' sisters should have eyes --"
• (Danny Kaye) "-- I-I-I mean, blue eyes. That is eyes, uh --"
• (Bing Crosby) "Nice out."

• (Danny Kaye) "Give me one reason, one good reason, why we should spend our last two hours in Florida looking at the sisters of Freckle-Face Haynes, the dog-faced boy."
• (Bing Crosby) "Let's just say we're doing it for a pal in the army, huh?"
• (Danny Kaye) "Well, it's not good, but it's a reason."

• (Danny Kaye) "We wouldn't be any good as generals."
• (Gen. Thomas F. Waverly) "You weren't any good as privates"

• (Danny Kaye) "You know, in some ways, you're far superior to my cocker spaniel."

• (Danny Kaye) "I don't know what he's up to, but he's got that Rodgers and Hammerstein look again."
• (Rosemary Clooney) "Is that bad?"
• (Danny Kaye) "Not bad, but always expensive."

• (Danny Kaye) "We like to take care of our friends."
• (Rosemary Clooney) "We're practically strangers."
• (Danny Kaye) "Well -- well, we'd like to take care of that, too."
• (Vera-Ellen) "But -- but you might get yourself in an awful jam. Why should you? I mean, what's in it for you?"
• (Danny Kaye) "Forty-five minutes all to myself."

• (Danny Kaye) "Imagine a girl in show business today wanting to settle down and raising a family. It's so refreshing, isn't it?"
• (Bing Crosby) "Pushing, pushing."

• (Danny Kaye) "It's probably just a small internal muscular hemorrhage, sir."

• (Danny Kaye) "Uh, I don't seem to have any cash."
• (Bing Crosby) "What did you do with THAT, leave it in your snood?"

• (Danny Kaye) "I think it's impossible, ridiculous and insane."
• (Bing Crosby) "Anything else?"
• (Danny Kaye) "Yeah, I wish I'd thought of it first."

• (Danny Kaye) "Well, I'm, uh, more the 'I-don't-mind-pushing-my-best-friend-into-but-I'm-scared-stiff-when-I-get-anywhere-close-to-it-myselfing' kind."

• (Danny Kaye) "I don't seem to have them. Maybe you got 'em, Bob."
• (Bing Crosby) "ME? You crazy? I saw you put 'em in your pocket."
• (Danny Kaye) "Well, they're gone. There're gone. I must have left 'em in my girdle."

• (Danny Kaye) "How much is "wow"?"
• (Bing Crosby) "It's right in between, uh, between "ouch" and "boing"."
• (Danny Kaye) "Wow."

• (Danny Kaye) "Hey, we're a smash. Let's take a bow."
• (Bing Crosby) "You crazy? We'll be takin' a bow down at the jail house. Come on."

• (Danny Kaye) "Through the air they keep flying, like a duck that is dying. Instead of dance, it's choreography."

Rosemary Clooney as Betty Haynes

• (Rosemary Clooney) "The Army was the place to find romance: Soldiers and WACs / The WACs who dressed in slacks / Dancing cheek-to-cheek and pants-to-pants."

• (Rosemary Clooney) "Look who's talkin' about guilt."
• (Bing Crosby) "What do you mean by that?"
• (Rosemary Clooney) "I mean you shouldn't mix fairy tales with liverwurst and buttermilk."
• (Bing Crosby) "What d'you have for lunch today?"
• (Rosemary Clooney) "I didn't have lunch."
• (Bing Crosby) "Well, maybe you ought to eat some."
• (Rosemary Clooney) "Why is everybody suddenly so concerned about my eating habits? Why don't people just leave me alone?"

• (Rosemary Clooney) "I wanna wash my hands, my face, my hair with snow."

• (Rosemary Clooney) "What is this? The best two outta three?"
• (Vera-Ellen) "I guess I got carried away."
• (Danny Kaye) "Yes, she carried me right with her; I don't weigh very much."

• (Rosemary Clooney) "Mr. Bones? Mr. Bones? How do you feel, Mr. Bones?"
• (Danny Kaye) "Rattlin'."
• (Rosemary Clooney) "Mr. Bones feels rattlin'. Ha ha. That's a good one. Tell a little story, Mr. Bones."
• (Bing Crosby) "A funny little story, Mr. Bones."
• (Danny Kaye) "How can you stop an angry dog from biting you on Monday?"
• (Rosemary Clooney) "That joke is old. The answer is to kill the dog on Sunday."
• (Danny Kaye) "That's not the way to stop a dog from biting you on Monday."
• (Rosemary Clooney) "How would you bring the thing about?"
• (Danny Kaye) "Have the doggy's teeth pulled out."
• (Rosemary Clooney) "Oh, Mr. Bones, that's terrible."
• (Danny Kaye) "Uh-huh."
• (Bing Crosby) "Yes, Mr. Bones, that's terrible."
• (Danny Kaye) "Uh-huh."

Vera-Ellen as Judy Haynes

• (Vera-Ellen) "Last night, she couldn't sleep; today, she won't eat: she's in love."
• (Danny Kaye) "Well, if that's love, somebody goofed."

• (Vera-Ellen) "Well, are things really that bad?"
• (Mary Wickes) "We're using the ski tow to hang the wash on."

• (Vera-Ellen) "We're booked for the holidays."
• (Danny Kaye) "Vermont, huh?"
• (Vera-Ellen) "Oh, Vermont should be beautiful this time of the year, with all that snow."
• (Danny Kaye) "Yeah, you know something?"
• (Vera-Ellen) "What?"
• (Danny Kaye) "Vermont should be beautiful this time of the year, all that snow."
• (Vera-Ellen) "That's what I just said."
• (Danny Kaye) "We seem to be getting a little mixed up."
• (Vera-Ellen) "Maybe it's the music."
• (Danny Kaye) "Maybe it isn't only the music."

• (Vera-Ellen) "But, don't you think we ought to -- oh -- kiss or something?"
• (Danny Kaye) "Uh -- n-n-not until it's absolutely necessary."

• (Vera-Ellen) "Well, ib -- ib -- ib -- It's always that she's been kind of a mother hen."
• (Danny Kaye) "Yeah, we wanted the mother hen to leave the roost so that the little chick could -- Oh, I guess we laid an egg."
• (Bing Crosby) "An egg? Brother, you laid a Vermont volleyball."

• (Vera-Ellen) "-- And may all your Christmases be white. MERRY CHRISTMAS."

• (Vera-Ellen) "Mm-mm, but I got a flash for you."
• (Danny Kaye) "What?"
• (Vera-Ellen) "She's a real slow mover."
• (Danny Kaye) "Honey, I got a flash right back for ya: she's in there with the champ."

• (Vera-Ellen) "Even guys with two left feet come out all right if the girl is sweet."

• (Vera-Ellen) "Well, you're not exactly Superman, but you're awfully available."

• (Vera-Ellen) "Looks like it's absolutely necessary."

Bing Crosby as Bob Wallace

• (Bing Crosby) "Well, I've got a feeling I'm not gonna like it."
• (Danny Kaye) "I got a feeling you're gonna hate it."
• (Bing Crosby) "Well, what am I doin' it for?"
• (Danny Kaye) "Let's just say we're --"
• (Danny Kaye) "-- doing it for an old pal in the army -- yeah."

• (Bing Crosby) "I don't know what you see in this long drink of charged water but, honestly, after you get to know him he's almost endurable."

• (Bing Crosby) "We came up here for the snow. Where're you keepin' it?"
• (Mary Wickes) "Well, we take it in during the day."

• (Bing Crosby) "Hey, Davis. How you feelin'?"
• (Danny Kaye) "Oh, pretty good, Captain."
• (Bing Crosby) "I just dropped by to thank you for saving my life."
• (Danny Kaye) "Well, it was a life worth saving, sir."

• (Bing Crosby) "Miss Haynes, if you're ever under a falling building and somebody runs up and offers to pick you up and carry you to safety, don't think, don't pause, don't hesitate for a moment, just spit in his eye."
• (Rosemary Clooney) "What did that mean?"
• (Bing Crosby) "It means we're going to Vermont."

• (Bing Crosby) "It sounds very Vermonty."

• (Gen. Thomas F. Waverly) "Why here?"
• (Bing Crosby) "Well, you got this nice big empty ski lodge, and the minute Phil and I saw it, we thought it was ideal, didn't we, Phil?"
• (Danny Kaye) "Uh, that's right, Bob, ideal. That's exactly the word we used, too; ideal. We looked at this big ski lodge and we said "Isn't it ideal, absolutely, ideal," didn't we?"
• (Bing Crosby) "Ideal."
• (Gen. Thomas F. Waverly) "We've established the fact the lodge is ideal."

• (Bing Crosby) "Oh, no. You wouldn't do this to me."
• (Danny Kaye) "Wouldn't do what?"
• (Bing Crosby) "After you dressed me up like a dame --"

• (Bing Crosby) "Oh, Phil, when are you gonna learn that girls like that are a dime a dozen?"
• (Danny Kaye) "Please, don't quote me the price when I haven't got the time."

• (Ex-Soldier) "Captain, dis things haff shrunked."
• (Bing Crosby) "Well, your appetite hasn't shrunk."

• (Bing Crosby) "How do you do?"
• (Barrie Chase) "Mutual, I'm sure."

• (Bing Crosby) "Troops ready for inspection, sir."
• (Joe, Adjutant Captain) "Just routine, sir."
• (Gen. Thomas F. Waverly) "I am not satisfied with the conduct of this division. Some of you men are under the impression having been at Anzio entitles you not to wear neckties. Well you're wrong. Neckties will be worn in this area. And look at the rest of your appearance. You're a disgrace to the outfit. You're soft. You're sloppy. You're unruly. You're undisciplined."
• (Gen. Thomas F. Waverly) "And I never saw anything look so wonderful in my whole life. Thank you all."

• (Bing Crosby) "We ate, and then he ate. We slept, then he slept."
• (Danny Kaye) "Yeah, then he woke up and nobody slept for forty-eight hours."

Mary Wickes as Emma Allen

• (Mary Wickes) "Oh, my word, if I wasn't such a mean old biddy, I'd break right down and cry."

• (Mary Wickes) "He sunk everything; his pension, his life savings; EVERYTHING in remodeling this place. Used to be a grist mill and a barn; now it's a Tyrolean haunted house."

Barrie Chase as Doris

• (Barrie Chase) "I sure wish it would happen to me."
• (Danny Kaye) "Yeah, I do, too."

• (Barrie Chase) "Well, I like that. Without so much as a "kiss my foot" or "have an apple.""

• (Mr. Herring, General's Party Guest) "How do you do?"
• (Barrie Chase) "Mutual, I'm sure."

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