Whoopi Quotes

Whoopi is a Sitcom that was first aired in 2003 on NBC. Whoopi completed its run in 2004.

Whoopi was on for 1 seasons and 22 episodes. It features Ahrin Mishan as composer. Whoopi is executive produced by Whoopi Goldberg. Whoopi is created by Bonnie Turner.

Whoopi is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Whoopi is 30 minutes long. Whoopi is produced by Whoopi Goldberg.

The cast includes: Wren T. Brown as Courtney, Omid Djalili as Nasim, Whoopi Goldberg as Mavis, and Elizabeth Regen as Rita.

Whoopi Quotes

Whoopi Goldberg as Mavis

• (Whoopi Goldberg) "Nasim, the thing is nobody can tell the difference between Arabs and Persians, and quite frankly, nobody cares."
• (Omid Djalili) "We followed your East Coast/West Coast rap wars. There were Tupac/Biggie updates every half-hour on al-Jazeera."

• (Whoopi Goldberg) "Which event are you here for?"
• (Unnamed) "The Bush event"
• (Whoopi Goldberg) "Which one?"

Omid Djalili as Nasim

• (Omid Djalili) "I haven't felt this oppressed since the Ayatollah blew up my beach house."

Wren T. Brown as Courtney

• (Wren T. Brown) "Rita has a certain joie de vivre. She's fun, unpredictable, and she's introduced me to hip-hop and rap, and just a whole world I've never known."
• (Whoopi Goldberg) "So she's teaching you how to be black?"

• (Wren T. Brown) "You don't like her because she's white?"
• (Whoopi Goldberg) "I don't like her 'cause she's twelve."

• (Wren T. Brown) "You sure you know what you're doing?"
• (Omid Djalili) "Excuse me, I was trained by the Iranian Militia to build a missile system -- which we do not have."

Elizabeth Regen as Rita

• (Elizabeth Regen) "I'm no one's obligation."
• (Elizabeth Regen) "I'm someone's prize."

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