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Whose Line Is It Anyway? (UK TV series) Quotes

Whose Line is it Anyway? is a Improvisational theatre that was first aired in 1988 on Channel 4. Whose Line Is It Anyway? ended its run in 1999.

Whose Line is it Anyway? aired for 136 episodes. Whose Line is it Anyway? is created by Dan Patterson.

Whose Line is it Anyway? is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Whose Line is it Anyway? is 30 minutes long. Whose Line is it Anyway? is produced by Hat Trick Productions.

Whose Line is it Anyway? Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "I think we can be a bit more elevated than that."
  • (Person in the Audience) "No-Hair Man."
  • (Unnamed) "No-Hair Man --"
  • (Unnamed) "It's Anne Diamond."
  • (Unnamed) "No, I won't turn the channel Satan"
  • (Unnamed) "Citizens of Earth, remain in your homes"
  • (Unnamed) "send me-"
  • (Unnamed) "They're nipples, identical nipples."
  • (Unnamed) "It's the OJ Simpson trial, year 2550."
  • (Unnamed) "OHHHH."
  • (Unnamed) "Hi, welcome to the serial killer home shopping network, and look at these knives."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, it's that show where Clive patronizes everyone."
  • (Unnamed) "Don't bring Clive James into this."
  • (Unnamed) "No, I meant Clive Anderson."
  • (Unnamed) "It's the OJ Simpson trial- Hey, he's being defended by Clive Anderson. Ha."
  • (Unnamed) "A Jimmy Stewart convention."
  • (Unnamed) "A convention of Cheese Makers. Wait, is it cheese markers or something --"
  • (Unnamed) "Well gentlemen, how's business."
  • (Unnamed) "Full of holes, as usual."
  • (Unnamed) "Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-Oh, I'm sorry, I'm at the wrong convention."
  • (Unnamed) "Salami is the breadth of life."
  • (Unnamed) "Salami is my world I live in."
  • (Unnamed) "I am your bread."
  • (Unnamed) "Yay for salami. Yay for salami."
  • (Unnamed) "Once I was in England/I met a man/He was shining bald, his name was/Clive Ander-san/I got a little nervous/shouted "Where is the freeway", he said/"No you silly twat it's called a mo-tor-way."
  • (Unnamed) "I fight fires in Germany/they really are the worst/I will now sing German/in my next verse"
  • (Unnamed) "Ich Leiber duch, dict, der mansion der exploden. Okatlot, Okadat, oh der trampolinen"
  • (Unnamed) "If other hobbies leave you in the lurch, You can always break out your chisel, and carve yourself a perch. That's right, you can carve a marble or a granite, Just go ahead and have at it."
  • (Unnamed) "You may spend a couple of hours cleaning off the sediment, From that age old fallen pediment. But once you have done it you will notice with ease, That it's one of them Grecian frieze."
  • (Unnamed) "Well you know, carving is lots of fun. It's cheaper to buy rocks by the ton. I like it when I'm carving when I'm alone, But I find it's a lot easier when I'm stoned."
  • (Unnamed) "Everybody chisel your marble, chisel with ease. Chisel your marble please. Chisel your marble, chisel it right down, When you're sculpting you won't wear, you won't wear a frown. Chisel your marble, thats all I can say. Hit the stone and hit it every day. You can make most everything you want, Chisel your marble, chisel it right down."
  • (Unnamed) "The Biggest Jerk in the World."
  • (Unnamed) "Tony?"
  • (Unnamed) "When's it gonna end, huh? The aggression."
  • (Unnamed) "When you give us our colonies back."
  • (Unnamed) "His colonies. Clive's colonies."
  • (Unnamed) "If you got a duck blowing on one of your bladders, you're in deep trouble, my friend, deep troubles."
  • (Unnamed) "I have a little boy, you know his name is Tom. I was his daddy, but now I am his mom. I was a tough one, as tough as old Charles Bronson, Until I went to the hospital and they cut off my Johnson."
  • (Unnamed) "Do you have a table for Atlas?"
  • (Unnamed) "Contestant number one --"
  • (Unnamed) "Das Boot."
  • (Unnamed) "I think we've learned something from this, Delbert."
  • (Unnamed) "We sure have. Number One- never take a bath with another man."
  • (Unnamed) "That was a genuine Chagall. And it's marginally better now."
  • (Unnamed) "I am Vishnu, the destroyer"
  • (Unnamed) "Come with me or perish."
  • (Unnamed) "Date me or face the bald man."
  • (Unnamed) "Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, it's not as if the sheep was under age."
  • (Unnamed) "I've got a big date tonight."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh really, ya going out for puddin'?"
  • (Unnamed) "Naming a baby."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, he looks like a Clive --"
  • (Unnamed) "Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? The improvisation show that has been compared to Titanic. Not the film, the sinking ship."
  • (Unnamed) ""Objection --. Sustained --. This Courtroom is a Mochrie.""
  • (Unnamed) "Now, Tony is angry about something --"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, this will be clean."
  • (Unnamed) "Now I watch the trains, Lord, rolling down the track, I'm gonna get myself on that train, and I ain't going back. I'm gonna go from the top to the bottom, go down to the funnel, And then I'll be, can't see nothing, 'cause I'm in the train tunnel."
  • (Unnamed) "All three of you get dressed individually. Otherwise, if you don't get dressed, you'll go outside and you won't have any clothes on. The government cannot be held responsible for the ramifications of this. If the secretary sees you without clothes he'll become aroused -- and deny that he knows you. This tape will self-destruct in three or four days so use Royal Mail and make sure it goes nowhere."
  • (Unnamed) "Have you got the guns made out of soap?"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh God, I wish I'd known. I've been making soap out of guns."
  • (Unnamed) "Olympic sports we'd like to see --"
  • (Unnamed) "And now the-"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, God."
  • (Unnamed) "Yes sir, the Humping the Tony event."
  • (Unnamed) "I think Humping the Tony is actually in the Olympics"
  • (Unnamed) "You ought to see the synchronized humping the Tony."
  • (Unnamed) "Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the improvisation show which, if you haven't seen it before, is the very best programme on the television. Or, if you have seen it before, you know it's one where I start off with a very big lie."
  • (Unnamed) "Well having a baby should be given to men, 'Cause when I have mine I killed my O.B.; G.Y.N. Hey, having a baby, it makes me want to beg, 'Cause nothing's more painful than seeing that thing drop through your legs. Ow."
  • (Unnamed) "Here's your omelette, sir."
  • (Unnamed) "I don't want."
  • (Unnamed) "I read the Jedi handbook you gave me. I was a little confused by page one, where it says,"
  • (Unnamed) ", "My shorts are on fire"."
  • (Unnamed) "Yes, it helps you to use The Force."
  • (Unnamed) "Righty-ho, Mr. A."
  • (Unnamed) "Welcome to 'World Leaders', my name is David Frost. I bring you world leaders, no matter what the cost."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm a sort of world leader, I'm a pleasant kind of a feller."
  • (Unnamed) "But I'm an even nicer bloke, my name's Nelson Mandella."
  • (Unnamed) "Last Halloween there were terrible blizzards, This was caused by a nasty old wizard. He looked out his window, and cast a fearful spell. And when I woke up in the morning I did smell."
  • (Brad) "We must kill that monster."
  • (Unnamed) "His name's Gary."
  • (Unnamed) "Gary."
  • (Unnamed) "Gary, Gary."
  • (Unnamed) "Try it in the style of horror."
  • (Unnamed) "What a horrible suit."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, that's rich, coming from someone who's dressed like Doc Holliday."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, I'm a randy bugger; I really get around/I like to have a shag with everyone in town/I have lots of fun, I'm happy as can be/And that's cause my name is Tony Slattery."
  • (Unnamed) "This is me, Clive Anderson, saying "Good night," good night."
  • (Unnamed) "This is no ordinary fruitcake. This is the Fruitcake of Doom."
  • (Unnamed) "Where's the women? Where's the women? There's no women here."
  • (Unnamed) "Dick. Call me Dick. Well, I would invent a sort of outreach, a sort of sharing --"

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