Why Me? (1990 film) Quotes

Why Me? (1990 film) is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Why Me? ended in 1970.

It features Marjorie Israël as producer, Phil Marshall (musician) in charge of musical score, and Peter Deming as head of cinematography.

Why Me? (1990 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Why Me? (1990 film) is 87 minutes long. Why Me? (1990 film) is distributed by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.

The cast includes: Christopher Lambert as Gus Cardinale, Christopher Lloyd as Bruno, J. T. Walsh as Francis Mahoney, Michael J. Pollard as Ralph, and Kim Greist as June Daley.

Why Me? (1990 film) Quotes

Christopher Lambert as Gus Cardinale

• (Unnamed) "Who do you think has it?"
• (Christopher Lambert) "Um, Elvis?"
• (Unnamed) "We checked, he has an alibi."

• (Bob the Turk) "I warn you, do not make me do something that I would not do, unless someone made me do it because they didn't do something someone told them to do."
• (Christopher Lambert) "Don't worry Bob, I would never do something to make someone do something to someone, because that someone didn't do something that someone wanted them to do."
• (Bob the Turk) "I'm glad we understand each other."
• (Christopher Lambert) "-- Me too."

• (Christopher Lambert) "Bruno, that's the stupidest idea I've ever heard."
• (Christopher Lloyd) "Don't worry, there's plenty of more where that came from --"

• (CIA Agent) "Hey, don't try anything stupid down there."
• (Christopher Lambert) "What could be f***ing stupider than this?"

• (Christopher Lambert) "I wonder what we could get for it."
• (Kim Greist) "Oh, 20 years, killed, hunted like deer."

Kim Greist as June Daley

• (Kim Greist) "What did you do to my living room?"
• (Christopher Lloyd) "The same thing you did to your bedroom."

J. T. Walsh as Francis Mahoney

• (J. T. Walsh) "What's the matter? Did you get your face caught in a zipper?"

Michael J. Pollard as Ralph

• (Cop) "Geeze, Ralph, somebody die in here?"
• (Michael J. Pollard) "I don't think that's any of your business."

• (Michael J. Pollard) "My maid died."
• (Christopher Lloyd) "Must've died in here."

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